Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt 2

1:17 into this audio and I must say, as furry myself who is making a webcomic that has a wolf furry woman as a main character, I know this episode is gonna be a good one. I am going to take a few shots of vodka then continue this. 😁 Edit: Those stories were awful but Dangerous made them tolerable. The first was an uncreative gay incest story, and the other two were rape stories which isn’t sexy. Rape is not erotic.

Coby-O

This was fantastically funny

Oh I see. Well, I look forward to reading your review! :)

CW

OMG the intro just cracked me up 🤣 First Story This story went straight to it, huh? I can't, I just can't picture them. What the hell do they look like and orcas have beaks?! WTH!  Whale cream, eww. Though it did make wonder about the ocean now... Second story The way I just went "Aw hell" at the mention of furby. What's with these run on sentences?! Omg the grammar...just everything really 😆. Wow, this was sooo descriptive, I knew exactly what was going on. What a piece of art this was, really. Smh Third story Wait, what? Toothpick man? I immediately thought of creepypasta and then I remembered this is an erotica. Somehow, I was still wrong. This took place in Zootopia, I'm sure of it. Okay, so half way through this story I completely forgot this was an erotica. "Netherlips" brought me back and the voices 😆. This was...something...yup, that's the word

Jade

Lol you flatter me, I just haven’t had time to properly sit down and give it a nice, thorough reply

Irhaboggler

All that gum stuff was grim

Citrate

Hey boggle, why didn't you write a review for the dragon RP? I like reading your reviews almost as much as listening to the audios

CW

I hope you never stop reading these! Come for the erotic roleplays, but stay for the bad erotica

CW

I literally imagined every character in every story with the Zootopia style and I don’t know what to make of that 😂

Irhaboggler

Dat orca tag, dafuq? (One story later) Oh now I get it. Kinda. 😂 At least the first story got right into the sex tho 😂 strange as it was. I wonder what an orca girl RP would be like? Lol jk I love all the missing Gs too, IMO, that was the best part bc it managed to get a laugh from me every single time 😂 Also damn, the run on sentences in the second one 😂 and the description of the sex was SO CRINGEY 😂 I can see why it was rated so low Omg that TITLE of the last one 😂 A possum 😂 interesting creature of choice. I love the voice (and name) you gave him 😂! I also like how this one took so long to get to the sex while the first two almost didn’t wait 😂 like this was a whole ass murder story (somehow between a Jaguar and Possum of all things)😂 Also, some of those descriptors in the last story (netherlips)... yeah... a literary masterpiece 😂

Irhaboggler

For the Orca brothers, I immediately thought of the show Street Sharks, but with an Orca color pattern. The final story sure broke the usual rules in things like Zootopia / Beastars with the anthromorphs having strength relative based on species. Though it would have also been horrible if they did and the jaguar was pretending until the end because that would mean the jaguar had been playing oposum the whole time.

Seneca

The way I choke laughed at the intro alone, and then screamed at the start of the first story because I just knew....I KNEW we were going there. Oh my good god 😂 help..... NOOOOO....whale cream?! Whale cream?! I'm entirely too sober for this omfgggg Bring back the letter g, G! We need him lmao. A beak...a whole ass...you know what. I'm just gonna let it be. It's fine. This is fine. I've been up less than an hour but it's fine. Nope, we not weaponizing. Nope nope. Delete it. Some hair AND a chest. Weeeeee I was gonna keep going, but we hit toothpick.....man, and I must flee. I left, and "netherlip" brought me back. What in the fresh hell. i know too much about possums now. Entirely too much. *calls it canal forever, just to annoy* .

Marley Monroe

This gets funnier when you imagine that this is a story being told by a salty pirate. The second reads like a shitty high school freshman's fanfiction involving their friend's furry characters, and a non con fetish. The third is awkwardly well written enough that it's just awful and not hot unless the reader is a sicko into literal rape murder fetish shit. That said, Dangerous seems oddly unfamiliar with the...unique stylings of characters in the furry fandom, which surprised me. They get up to some really weird shit in there. Hopefully not murder or rape. But weird shit nonetheless. Still, as usual, the commentary was hilarious as only Dangerous can be. Her snark is the best part of these things, hands down. I also sense "whale cream" turning into a meme...

Kazzy (Ryu)

Orca Brothers? Nothing more intriguing than that lol

Dangerous: you don’t have to act as the Condescending Secretary. Let’s face it: that’s you. My favourite.

Ian

"This is badly written erotica." "Dear God!" "There's more." "No!"

Joseph Asscrack's ASSMR

Yeeeeesss!!! I was hoping you’d do more of these!

PrimadonnaKath

Can’t wait to see what happens! ❤️😊🤗

Dangerous' Freya❤️