Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica -- (not sexy but NSFW, anyway)

Toronto is the capital of Ontario lol

George Wang

Toronto

Canadian here. Yes, you are right.

DarthCruciare

“The Canadian Capital” that’s Ottawa, right?

Net Neutrality

Hilarious! Also, I imagine that the "monster" or "non-human" categories would be comedy gold from inexperienced wanna-be authors.

Lathe26

Please do more of these! Makes me feel so much better about my own writing! 😂😂😂

PrimadonnaKath

There are some really weird stryies on literotica. I do enjoy most of them though. If anyone is into succubuses i would recomend the story kisses from hell.

I don't know if professional Dangerous is better or if drunk Dangerous is better

RussianDuckie

Funniest hour spent in awhile. Voices of Greg and the MILF were hilarious. Wondering if Greg’s last name is Haney: https://youtu.be/EIvjz2X-Kok

Ian

I'm so glad Dangerous recognizes how much of a mommy kink her patrons have. #yanderestepmom Also, as a minority from Ontario, Canada...this is the best erotica I've ever heard.

CW

I don't think Literotica's interracial stories are extreme as race play, as a black guy I don't take offence to it. Literotica was also where I got the inspiration for the erotic ghost script from, it was a story called Trilogy of Tits and Terror chapter 2.

Jeremy Knight

This was hilarious, I swear I'm never gonna learn to not listen while at work. The damn voices, especially the boys lmao. And Carol, damn Carol. I am so glad no one was around when I loudly asked, "Where the hell is the porn?!" And then you had to switch Carol's voice...why?! lol

Jade

Dangerous, if you like bad erotica you should listen to the podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno!

CW

God damn Carol is such a train wreck haha.

Out of Character

Drunk Dangerous is best Dangerous

RDY2810

George RR Martin

Kizrah

Who writes porn with lots of not porn in it?

Denamic

Oh my God, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Great job! 😂

Coby-O

I have concluded that you are a Matt Groening fan. "The spirit it willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised!" Also, on that note, can I suggest that you use a different line from that episode in the next Amazon audio? "First the large women! Then the petite women! Then the large women again!"

Jinks

I’m surprised literotic hasn’t come up sooner, I’m already laughing and haven’t even started the audio! Also, the tags 😂 (both on the audio and the stories you read in it) — That intro line 😂 Oh god that first category 😂 “Plz don’t cancel me!” Ope too late! Lol jk (Not at all shocked by ur search term of the day tho 😂) Also I’m dead at how many disclaimers you have 😂 And hey I listen to NSFW in public bc I’m shameless *skips the not porn* SAME ooof these stories are so cringey and they read just as poorly as the creepypastas 😂 I wonder if anyone actually gets aroused by these? 😂 “Finally! They’re gonna fuck!” 😂 —- “I bet he gets a MILF.” 😂 😂 omg the intro of the second story “Hole keeps holeing.” 😂 I also love how wish-fulfillment it is: lady that can go for hours and man that has fast recovery. I mean I’m sure it’s possible IRL and of course a story will only show the idealized partners, but I still laughed “Anyway carol was a hot bitch.” 😂 Love the tangent on procreation and marriage 😂 “You don’t say that part out loud!”😂 (resists urge to say blackmail can be hot) I love how long literotica intros are DA about the story: “this is fine.” So is Carol now mom’s horny friend? Is that canon? 😂 Oh god that southern accent 😂😂😂 god this story is so cringey! 😂 I love how chill this family is about sharing their sexual stuff 😂 “She’d be on their dick but they’d be like “does she think I’m hot?”!” Ok call me out like that again... 😂 “Hey, titties tho...” 😂 She’s wearing her slut outfit to a chain restaurant? Kinky. But god the description of the outfit had me 😂😂😂 Camel-no 😂 I love how many times Carol was cussed out in this story, I lost count Also dayum so Carol sends her son nudes? Tho tbf it’s about time this story got to its gangbang part But yeah given that both stories had almost no sex I guess it makes sense why these stories had such low rating. Plz do write an actual NSFW sequel!!! 😂 Oh god Carol granny is worse than yandere granny 😂 I love that she became young again after she finished her origin story If I had a dollar for every time DA said Carol... 😂 If there’s a literotica 2, I hope theres actually sex 😂 we had enough foreplay today The audio title is very apt 😂

Irhaboggler

Lol, "I was going to do this other thing...but I didn't want to. So, here."

Moocow

Yay DnD is back! ❤️😊🤗

Dangerous' Freya❤️

Da can make anything work. Literally a grandma saying dirty talk can be enjoyable with da

J

J does have a point, but I'd be a liar if I said I didn't enjoy cringe.

I think da has a addiction for bad stuff. Bad movies, junk food and now bad erotica

J