Drunk & Dangerous: 420 Fairytales Pt 9 -- (Patron's Choice)
Added 2020-05-20 12:00:04 +0000 UTCI hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another fantastical 420 fairytales! In this episode, I read a few fairytales suggested to me by a patron. I'm sure these will be better than the other ones... right?
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Pathetic, but oh-so-convenient for the "dog is man's best friend" worldview, ain't it? And as for why wolves? I guess among dangerous animals in North America, they're faster and their faces are scarier than that of bears? Also, the clipped/shaved story. I'd be the wife who backs down, lets the husband win, then later divorce his ass and report him for domestic violence! I ain't going down with his ship! I'm worth more than that, and Imma find myself a REAL man!
Net Neutrality
2020-05-23 19:36:19 +0000 UTCOh my god, I'm so glad you made another one of these. It's so fun listening to you when you're high. Also nice reference to "they turn the freaking frogs gay" ^^
2020-05-21 07:58:50 +0000 UTCHighlight of my fucking week. That's 3 parts compliment to dangerous, one part I have nothing going on in life. Huzzah.
Smackledorf
2020-05-21 03:16:25 +0000 UTCHe wasn't an ass the whole time. He LEARNED to be an asshole from all them arses. And I absolutely loved this, thank you so much.
Smackledorf
2020-05-21 02:54:30 +0000 UTCThese are Russian fairy tales,that's why they are crazy as shit, fyi.
Smackledorf
2020-05-21 02:48:23 +0000 UTCOh good at 20 minutes we are at my favorite. Dis gon be good.
Smackledorf
2020-05-21 02:45:22 +0000 UTCHey, I do drive a Honda Civic!
Smackledorf
2020-05-21 02:35:03 +0000 UTCSo umm, I linked that fairy tale, but it was a link to a list of fairy tales, and I did specify "old favors were soon forgotten" I've never heard this fairy tale she's doing for me right now before in my life! Lmao. Brigands and shit, I never heard that one.
Smackledorf
2020-05-21 02:32:05 +0000 UTCWhoa I didn't know we could request fairytales...i'd like to request one too.
IncomingPixels
2020-05-20 23:03:19 +0000 UTCIt's been a minute since anyone called me a visionary, thank you
Billy Denton
2020-05-20 20:49:30 +0000 UTCThe miming of scissors in that tale had me laughing for a good long while. That wife's a keeper
Salaciously Sanguine
2020-05-20 20:24:51 +0000 UTCActually Executive 2 FxF comes out later today!
Dangerous ASMR
2020-05-20 16:08:03 +0000 UTCAlright, I understand that you like tap water (because who doesn't like being gay) BUT UNSEASONED MEAT? MA'AM.
DinoViper_ .
2020-05-20 15:43:41 +0000 UTCuwu
Dangerous' Freya❤️
2020-05-20 15:20:21 +0000 UTCNo horny for any of us today
Seth_724
2020-05-20 14:09:22 +0000 UTCWoohoo!
Savantlee
2020-05-20 12:03:24 +0000 UTCNow I can finally eat my cereal. Cereal + DA = a healthy morning
J
2020-05-20 12:03:00 +0000 UTCYeeess!!!!!
Jinkxy
2020-05-20 12:02:38 +0000 UTC
