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Drunk & Dangerous: 420 Fairytales Pt 4

I hope you all enjoy your patron-exclusive Wednesday upload, another wonderful and weird 420 fairytales!

And when I say weird, I mean it.  You thought these stories were strange before?  Just listen...

Drunk & Dangerous: 420 Fairytales Pt 4

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Damn Dangerous. Now I wanna see - DEATH AND THE GOOSE BOY! - Yeet

Formerly Jon Bon Jovi Now Twice Removed As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

Well you know what they say when you fly too close to the sun...

Frosty The Termintor

OI! Dont insult our fairytales!

Isador

she got a whole leg in a fuckin rag to what? hide it from everyone else? i swear to fuck if someone tries to steal this gammy leg and she goes feral like gollum imma be KO 😂

Jinkxy

She’s losing her shit over this!!! I can’t breathe!!! 😂😂😂

Jinkxy

do it!!! 😈

Jinkxy

Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae, now do the Gammy leg. Also, you’ve tagged it. Has San Francisco rice been dethroned?

Net Neutrality

Wait, how can the sun be a cannibal if it eats humans? Wouldn’t it have to eat other stars ? Wouldn’t it have to become a black hole? Also, the sun as a star is actually pretty damn small.

Net Neutrality

People are officially staring at me as I laugh at every "gammy leg." My niece keeps giving me that "tanjiro disgusted" face

Dolpha

New drinking game, take a shot everytime you hear "gammy leg" 🤣

Dolpha

I wonder if shes still interested in me sending those panther facts......hmm

Dolpha

Wooooohoooo!!!!

Dolpha


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