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Drunk & Dangerous: Middle School "Magazine" Pt 5

Good morning, lovelies!  Please enjoy this Wednesday's exclusive upload, the finale of my Drunk 'n Dangerous reading of my middle school's very own fine arts "magazine"... including my very own middle school poem.  

So put on your headphones, sit back, and listen as I push your cringe into hyperdrive...

Drunk & Dangerous: Middle School "Magazine" Pt 5

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Yes! Thank you, that explains it.

Dangerous ASMR

As a native Southern California boi, Glamis is a dirt bike and dune buggy heaven that's full of sand dunes and hills near the Arizona and Mexican borders. Never been, but I hear it's fucking awesome, if you're into that sort of thing.

Kazzy (Ryu)

I’m still not sure if I prefer Dangerous high or drunk. I’m leaning towards high.

Richard Fenicks

Thanks dangerous, high and loving this so much

Your poem was nowhere near as cringy as I thought it was.

Jeremy Knight

“In me, there are three”? Three WHAT? No, DON’T ANSWER THAT. Advertising and praising your computer? I can think of something sillier. Like what I once wrote... Finally. The moment we’ve all been waiting for. DARK UNIVERSE. YESSSSS. Oh, Dangerous, this is mesmerizing. You should whisper your poem out loud in a roleplay, 😁 it’ll make it even more enchanting. It’s healthy to be proud of your work, Dangerous. Also, we’re more easily amused as children. You already did a roleplay involving your backyard. It was called “Working for Your Mom’s Horny Friend.” Just saying! Eh, don’t worry about it. I would have still shown up to all your basketball games if we’d been classmates, and cheered your name. Granny Smith, Cornhusker Crimson. I think someone just found their porn star alias. Also, all the boys are red, all the girls are black. Kid, school is cancelled right now, and it’s pretty $$$$ing far from cool. Are you talking about the curly brackets? How old is she? As old as TIME. Congratulations, DA! I’ll see if I can send you more material for next week.

Net Neutrality

okay several things, a spell brought to you by google translate: 🔮 Glamis Occultatum 🔮 your poem was good!!! it was very pretty even if the moon does not in fact remain stationary (maybe it does in that universe 👀) so no licking doorknobs lol we made it to the end ladies and gents! good job everyone especially DA <3

Jinkxy

You sound progressively younger as the audio goes on.

TwoArmedBlueandRedDrapes

Ladies and Gentlemen.....we got 'em.

Dolpha

So do tell us how those doorknobs tasted.

Missing

She mentions the discord peeps!! 😭😭😭😭 She does love us!!

Dolpha

DA: oh my gosh poem is going to be sooo cringe!!! Ugghh!!! Also DA: .....shit that wasnt half bad. Also aslo DA: All these other poems are trash compared to mine 😂😂🤣🐬

Dolpha

Blin! Patreon I'm trying to sleep. Oh? It's a drunken dangerous episode? I'll forgive you just this once.

WaterWolf11

I was just heading to sleep. Thank you~

Romeo Santiago

After such a treacherous journey, we finally made it to the promise land. Come my brothers and sisters!! Let us go forth together!!!!

Dolpha

The time has come

J


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