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Drunk & Dangerous: Middle School Magazine Pt 2

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-only upload, another dive into the cringy depths of my middle school's "fine arts magazine".  Making fun of kids?  Hell yeah!

Drunk & Dangerous: Middle School Magazine Pt 2

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Sorry, what was the first part?

Sauvegarde

This was a fun one! But hey, I am going to write this now that enough time has passed and maybe no one will see it, and I can post some starfucking and get it out of my system. I met Jaden Smith many years ago, shortly after he made his first movie with his dad. I was immediately struck by how cool & polite he was. He showed us how to use his in-ground trampoline in his backyard. Later, we danced with his parents on a dance floor in his backyard... it was just my family and Will Smith, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Jaden. It was fucking surreal. Jaden did some breakdancing. It was incredibly awesome. But yeah, his Tweets now are like WTF.

Todd Carney

If nobody else writes that audio, I will do it one day. Also, I promise I will look at your old writing one day and not judge you for it.

Net Neutrality

0:30 Dangerous, give yourself more credit. "Peter Piper" is meant to be a tongue twister. 1:50 If you're the fairy godmother, what does that make me? Also, hell yeah, Jaden Smith is an ass. Remember when he compared himself to MLK? 2:34 "Moisture...is the essence...of wetness....and wetness...is the essence...of beauty." I mean, he's right. Remember when Lola said "The more you fuck me, the more beautiful I become"? 3:20 Whoa...she was high before she joined our voice chat. Also, aren't we among your loved ones? So you are spending time with them! 7:15 Inflation, tuition costs, medical expenses, and housing prices. 8:25 Pfffffffft. Okay story! Sure, just time skip over the mourning of the mom! Also, if this turns to sex, it'd be worse than Flowers in the Attic. 9:30 What episode of Dexter's Laboratory are you talking about?! 11:10 OF COURSE she's stupid enough to fall for that! OF COURSE! 13:30 I would have believed it. I would have believed she thought of ice cream. Also, I prefer to scream for frozen yogurt. ;) 15:10 Don't worry, I ain't judging if you're into dads and daughters. You'd be surprised how many folks are into moms and sons. 18:40 It's all right, it's why we love you. Also, I noticed the sounds of rain are gone from a few minutes ago. Did you add those in yourself? Also, why does this brat sound like the Dolly Yandere now? That voice is WAY too good for this poorly-written character. 20:00 Dangerous ASMR's Lifehack of the Week: Go for the can with the pull tab. You'll be able to run longer if you could get at that protein quicker. 20:57 Oh fuck, I cut my finger on a can once. It was so awful. I still cringe thinking about it. Thanks for reminding me. 22:08 Hey Dangerous, can I make my next paid request be a stream of you playing Oregon Trail? There's free emulators online. 23:40 I ain't complaining. The sooner she dies, the closer this miserable story is to ending. 26:48 Again, it's all good, Dangerous. There's a very sizeable audience out there for mother/daughter. If it makes you feel better, I'll let you know what I'm into one of these days. 27:59 And you saved us a lot of money too. For profit education systems are a waste. I could design a better syllabus in a couple of minutes. 29:00 And then he grew up to be Chris-chan, the creator of Sonichu. That's America for you. 31:00 That's exactly what he was doing when he made "The Last Airbender". And I don't fault him so much for "After Earth" as I do Will and JADEN SMITH. 32:40 Oh, Dangerous. There's definitely a monster inside of you. 38:33 Not just the Transformers movies. All his movies are the same. Cars, explosions, sunsets, two-dimensional men who are either impossibly heroic or comic relief, beautiful women without a shred of personality, and exploitation of racial stereotypes. 40:45 Even if I didn't want to orgasm, I hate fireworks. It sounds like constant gunfire or bombs going off way too near me. It's nerve-wrecking. 43:30 NOOOOOOOOOOOO 46:05 Ronald Rump? Also, better a tech support guy than a fake IRS scammer who says his name's John even though he clearly has an Indian accent. 47:30 I remember it well enough that the daughter was indeed locked away in a tower, commanded to spin straw into gold for the greedy king. 48:38 Jesus Christ. I hope this kid got hogtied by a Latina dominatrix and face-planted in the parking lot of a Taco Bell. He ain't even good enough for Chipotle's. (someone let me know if I'm out of line) 51:00 And I thought I had reasons to cringe about how I was in 8th grade during "A Midsummer Night's Dream". 54:45 Honestly, I've tuned out at this point. I am not having any of this meathead's vanity project. 55:33 Of course he uses an LGBTQ slur. I wouldn't have expected anything classier. And yes, you've definitely changed my opinion, kid. You've made it WAY worse. 56:50 I don't have any panther facts, but I do remember writing a poem in middle school about an elephant. Pretty sure I got rid of it when I matured, though.

Net Neutrality

And y’all hear Venus too right?

Jinkxy

She said fuck mike then her train of thought went everywhere at the same time I cannot πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ Danger losing her shit really making me lose mine 😭

Jinkxy

That intro tho πŸ˜­πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ˜‚

Jinkxy

Panthers! they polygamous. Female panthers signal sexual availability through the scent of their urine and through vocalizations like a yowling sound and some people say it sounds like female human screaming.

Iambirb

"Turn this off and go out!" *is listening to this while ice fishing*

Xrth'hlu Klysm

panther fact: they exist.

Fabian

Another Drunk and Dangerous has been told. I wonder what will happen next that has yet to be unfold.

Dangerous' Freya❀️

panther fact: there are pink ones

Alexander Piech

Comedy gold.

Richard Fenicks

I don't know who I like more, Weed head Dangerous, or 50 shades Dangerous.......πŸ˜•

will

Discord gang assemble!

WaterWolf11


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