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Drunk n Dangerous Suggestions!

Hey guys!  For this week's Drunk n Dangerous reading, I figured I'd open myself up to some suggestions from everyone.  I was thinking of doing something love-themed for V Day, but it's not a hard requirement.

Anyway, if you have something you're dying to hear my drunken take on, let me know in the comments.  Love you guys!

Comments

ugh start a podcast already

Emily Hoberg

I’m not a Blue Shirt Club member, but I would be willing to make a one time donation just to be able make reading “My Immortal” into a collaboration. Because holy god, do I have A LOT to say about this fanfic.

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Say daddy in the most seductive voice?

ONLY_CARTEL_FUNDZ

That “My Immortal” thst Harry Potter-based fan fiction 🤣🤣🤣 it’s so bad

Anything

Let's find a taking-itself-too-seriously romance/erotic novel that was written in complete sincerity, but is (arguably) complete shit.

Kiro Yoramoto

Fan fiction written either about you or some of ur characters?

Derek Apfel

What about a drunk reading of your favorite fairy tale?

Gavin Jablonski

Just try to do an erotic audio while completely hammered

Nightshade

This is one of the ones I thought of when I commented about aweful smutty fanfics. I think it would be hilarious to hear dangerous react to it

NobleKent

reading reddit comments on people's worst dates or most single things they've ever done

Some Dude from Canada

How about a drunk storytime about your own personal experiences on Valentine’s Day. (Just a suggestion 👍🏿)

Joshua Frye

You have to read the "gold standard" of internet fan fiction; Sonic Highschool. This shit was a cult classic back when the internet was a simpler place. https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL

lol, when you smoke, you should call it Dank n Dangerous. Drunk n Dangerous for drinking. Just a drive by comment, I have no clue :)

Christian Simpson

Any bit of this? It's long, would keep you going for a while... http://uploads.worldlibrary.net/uploads/pdf/20130423230739the_outlaws_of_the_marsh_pdf.pdf

Lok1san

While chatting with some patrons on Discord, we got the idea that really REALLy Bad Puns might be fun to surprise you with, when you're properly inebriated. If anyone wants to send the worst ones they have to me, I can compile them and send as a care package. Oh, perhaps as an ode to the classic bad puns inherent in standard "Dad Jokes," that might be a good Drunk read for Father's Day weekend? (And it gives us a few months to put together the list!)

Todd Carney

A story with lots of tongue twisters? Should be fun to do drunk.

Missing

Which ones did you have in mind? :D

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...I dunno

Stephen as Moviebuff3000

a chapter or so of Twilight?

XC2 nui7A

A really cheesy teen love story that hits all the tropes

C Nguyen

Cringe sonic fan fic readings

SF

If you want 50 Shades, just listen to her "The Executive" roleplay. It's better! :)

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An excerpt from 50 Shades 😂 kidding!

StayKnight

If you have any old journal diarys, fan fics, or stories you wrote/ or experienced in your younger years that you would feel comfortable sharing that'd be fun.

Maurice R

Drunk Q&A?

The Light-Skin Méxican

Yeah, I could try something like that if people want.

Dangerous ASMR

I have seen a Giant Squid X Hogwarts castle fanfic. Shall I find it and send it to her?

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In Japan, the girls are supposed to buy or make chocolate for the boys. There are 3 tiers: Obligatory chocolate, which you just get your co-workers or classmates, friendship chocolate, which can be bought or homemade, and romance chocolate, which is the equivalent of a love confession. Then the boys return the favor later in March, on "White Day".

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Is the reading finding something to read or it can be anything you want to talk about ? Could you talk about stuff you really love and talk about stuff you really dislike?

aj strange

henshin emerge? What about some tongue Twister's ?

J

Some aweful smutty fanfic could be hilarious. Or terribly written love poetry.

NobleKent

What do you think about Valentine's Day as it is now? It used to be a day to celebrate love and all but now it seems people only want material things instead. At least that is how I see it. What do you think?

How about a Drunk reading of the most DangerousASMR/StockholmSyndrome fairy tale of them all, Beauty and the Beast! After all, haven't most of your scripts been twists on this plot device? A normal person being held prisoner in a not-so-normal person's domain, only for them to eventually fall in love? Isn't that the Love-Crazed-Yandere Girl? And the Serial Killer? Heck, Ike's sort of done it with Gail and Nailz, too!

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