Damn, have I gone too far? Maybe I should’ve at least taken a credit card with me… anything other than a hundred bucks and this stupidly bright purse?
The taxi dove through the streets of suburban Los Angeles, and I sat in the front passenger seat, wordless, staring at my smooth, tanned thighs that the skirt barely covered. Between my legs lay the keys to my apartment and a tiny red purse that held only a mirror, that hundred bucks and… a pack of condoms. I thought it would add even more authenticity to my look. Or rather, more of a challenge.
But that felt exciting only in fantasy, making my whole male body respond accordingly. By then, I had already used that strange Zulu medallion more than once. But always at home. Always safe, except once when I stepped onto the shared balcony—but I didn’t see any neighbors then, just felt the surge of that moment when adrenaline rushes in your blood.
Back then I was also in the “Marisol” persona, as I’d named her. I don’t know her real name, but her thrift-store outfit had been one of the most provocative, and she looked pretty damn sexy—long dark hair, plump lips, sweet brown eyes and, the strangest discovery — a very sensitive pussy and tits, especially if you dared touch the lace trim of the bra — an electric shock right to the brain. Now that feeling was even stronger, because the taxi bumped along potholes, and the breasts—heavy, unnaturally firm—gently shook with the motion.
I had on cheap hoop earrings I’d found in that same thrift shop. They jingled cheerfully when I turned my head. All that: the purse, the perfume, heart print panties and the strongest Spanish accent in my voice — that was my “Marisol.” And I—Josh Becker, thirty-year-old former geek, now bored IT guy. Living in Northridge, leading a boring life… or I did. Until I stumbled on the Zulu medallion.
I’d bought the artifact from a sketchy old man in Chinatown after a wild party, in a half-drunk state. He claimed the medallion grants wishes—or more precisely, “makes you someone else, if that’s what you want.” I decided to test it. And, god damn, it worked. It started glowing when I pressed it against the lace bra I’d found in that clothes bag. Within an hour I was lying in the bath—naked, in the body of some woman, fucking aroused and even drunker. And then came more experiments, but always at home.
But today I decided to step outside the apartment. To give myself a night of adventure. “Marisol” was supposed to be a challenge, an experiment, and a turn on all at once. I didn’t plan anything too out of character—I’d just come here, walk around the neighborhood, buy cigarettes in a store, smoke a couple, then call a taxi and go home. A hundred bucks seemed more than enough… at least, that’s what I thought until the taxi stopped.
— We’re here. — the driver grunted, not really looking at me all this time, wearing some dirty jacket that did nothing to hide his huge gut. But the worst thing wasn’t that—it was the tone. Strangely, I sensed something… contempt? I’d felt it throughout the ride, though he’d been silent. I paid quickly, trying not to drop the stack of bills—my fingers shook, and the long nails prevented a stable grip.
— Uhm… tank… tanks… — I mumbled, forcing myself to smile. My voice came out higher than I expected, and even though I tried to drop the accent—knowing damn well how out of place it was—I just couldn’t say it any other way. He didn’t even answer, just gave a dull snort and stared ahead, like I was some annoying smudge on the windshield.
I awkwardly opened the door, and my heels immediately caught on the mat—I nearly flew right out onto the sidewalk. My body lunged forward, my tits bounced and pulsed with a deafening throb in the nipples. These boobs were way too sensitive, and I was only now realizing just how much.
The taxi peeled off, leaving me on the corner of the street, surrounded by small stores, graffiti, and a couple of guys leaning against a wall with beer cans in hand. One of them whistled. The other shouted in Spanish:
— ¡Mira esa puta! ¡Ven aquí, mamacita! (Look at that slut! Come here, baby!)
I flinched. Not just because of what he said—but because of how easily I understood him, how natural it sounded in my head. Like Spanish had always been my native language, like I’d lived here my whole life—under the blazing California sun, among cheap Latino shops, cars blasting music, and eyes that stripped you better than hands ever could.
I tried to act like I hadn’t heard. Picked up the pace—which, in heels, felt like a full-on challenge. My hips swayed on their own, my tits bounced with every step, and my nipples kept rubbing against the inside of my tank top. Oh… those nipples. It felt like every movement of them chipped away at my control—over my body, over myself, over the whole damn situation.
A voice came from behind:
— ¡Mueve ese culito, mami! ¡Dame una sonrisa! (Shake that little ass, baby! Give me a smile!)
That’s it. Fuck the cigarettes. Fuck the plan. Time to get the hell out of here. I wasn’t feeling turned on, or thrilled, or even the slightest bit interested in sticking around!
I turned the corner sharply, my heels clacking against the sidewalk like an alarm going off, my hips swinging so provocatively I could feel it—there were even more eyes on me now. My hand clenched the tiny purse like it held something more than a crumpled hundred and a couple of condoms. My heart pounded in my ears, in my chest, in my nipples—they stuck out through the thin top, and the cool breeze seemed to mock me, teasing them with every gust.
‘Just find a taxi and get out. Now,’ I repeated to myself, glancing around. But the street was deserted, cars passed by rarely, and the ones that did didn’t even slow down.
Laughter rang out behind me, followed by the clang of a can hitting the wall. I walked faster. And then—like on cue—I felt it: the heel of my right shoe caught in a crack in the pavement, and I nearly fell.
— ¡Mierda! (Shit!) — burst out of me. The Spanish word slid off my tongue as naturally as breathing. I hadn’t even noticed I’d switched languages.
Stumbling, I found the nearest store—it looked like a small grocery shop, with a faded sign reading “La Familia Market.” I stormed inside like a hurricane, the door jingling behind me. Behind the counter stood a short man in his fifties, mustached, shirt untucked.
— ¿Hola, mami? ¿Todo bien? (Hey, baby, everything okay?) — his eyes slid down to my tits. I noticed. And swallowed hard.
— I… I… taxi… — I stammered, trying to think how to say it differently. — Uhm… ¿Tiene teléfono? ¿Para llamar un taxi? (Do you have a phone? To call a taxi?)
He stared. Then smirked crookedly, flashing yellow teeth:
— ¿Teléfono? ¿Necesitas mi teléfono para llamar un taxi? Parece que estás en serios problemas, chica. — (Phone? You need my phone to call a taxi? Sounds like you’re in some serious shit, girl.)
His smirk didn’t promise anything good. His eyes slid over me like I was a piece of meat on display, not a human being needing help.
— No, sólo… solo necesito llamar… taxi… ¿por favor? — (No, just… just need to call… a taxi… please?) — my voice shook, the Spanish rolling out of me as naturally as if I really had been born somewhere under Tijuana, not outside Chicago.
He handed me the receiver of the landline on the counter, but before I could even touch it, the store door slammed open with a bang.
— ¡INS! ¡Control de inmigración! — (INS! Immigration control!) — the shout was sharp, authoritative, and two uniformed men appeared in the doorway.
It hit me like a jolt of electricity. I didn’t get it right away—not completely. Something inside me screamed this wasn’t just cops. I glanced at their jackets: U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement patches—and everything snapped into place. Then I remembered half-overheard office talks: Trump had rolled out a new order again. More crackdowns. More raids. Fewer chances for “illegals.”
And right then I realized how my apolitical attitude had just screwed me over hard. I felt sweat break out all over my skin, my heart pounded harder, and my brain seemed to just stop functioning.
One of the agents was already heading straight toward me.
— ¡Tú! ¡En una camiseta gris! ¡Tus papeles! — (You! In the gray tank top! Your papers!)
I stared blankly at the approaching officer. My fingers instinctively clenched the tiny purse—inside, nothing that could save me: a crumpled hundred, a mirror, and that damn pack of condoms. The medallion—at home. Safe. Out of reach. And me—here. A woman. An illegal. Alone.
— ¡TUS PAPELES! — the agent barked again, now right in front of me, his hand moving toward his holster.
And then everything went into slow motion: someone shouted something from the back of the store in a fast mix of Spanish and English, then a crash, a scream, and a sudden yank—someone grabbed me by the waist.
— ¡Corre, pendeja! ¡Ahora! — (Run, dumbass! Now!)
I was yanked through the back door, barely managing to stay upright in my heels. We dove into a narrow, dark alley that reeked of beer and rotting fruit, and as I stumbled, I felt something clink and fall from the purse just as we turned a corner. I looked back—my keys.
— ¡No, espera! ¡Mis llaves! — (No, wait! My keys!) — I shouted, but the man dragging me just barked:
— ¡Déjalo! ¡Quieren llevarte, idiota! — (Leave it! They want to take you, you idiot!)
And I realized one thing, even if it sounded like total bullshit—this wasn’t the time to save keys. Not the time to think at all. We ran, as shouting and sirens rang out behind us, as my heart pounded in my temples, and my tits bounced so painfully it made me want to scream. All I had left now was this female body and a little red purse that didn’t have a single way to get me home anymore.