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all this horse shit in the house i swear. - little rant

So the bitch, gonna call her this because holy fuck she is, the bitch who is kicking us out is now saying we are purposely being destructive to her home.

apparently during the time i was making sure Alyson was okay who was curled up in a ball crying saying she is a faliure, i guess when me, her and jessie where drinking and just trying to calm her down we apparently came down and made a hand print of sot or dirt on a wall you where having painted the next day, that is similar to your own hand size.... are you fucking looney? Oh wait i know that answer.


funny enough we have a witness who hung out with us last night who can collaborate and honestly say "yeah they didnt do or try to do shit on purpose to destroy your home"


you know whats fucking funny about this person, everyone in the house is against her and has been for a while.

every single fucking person in this house tells me everything that goes down, anything she says to them comes back to me.


it has been this way the moment i walked into the house and whats funny is, no one is on her side.

you want to call my wife a fucking physco because she finally stood up to your horseshit always wanting to be the leader of people lesbian predator chaser ass.


yeah, i know the stories where you push up on people and really subject them to pretty much being nothing but fucking meat to you.

you're so fucking thirsty for it yet like a fucking piece of shit, you just want to get the nut and then abandon, i mean isnt that fair to say?

you did the same to my best friend.

the one who literally has stated she wants fucking nothing to do with you when she returns from korea after this horse shit.


you know, i had your fucking back a lot of the fucking time, when people ganged up on you and we had those house meetings because your spooky ass wanted to go out and considered this pandemic to be nothing at all.

no you wanted to personally go around or invite people to parties inside.


who was the one who brought people together to air this shit out?

MY fucking ass.

i went to bat for you many fucking times, yet at every fucking turn you assumed i did something and would tell people in the house i wasnt doing stuff.


once we had that meeting and you aired out problems you had with me, i fucking changed and did everything i could to abide by your over the top OCD bullshit.


it got to such a extend i never really cooked anymore, it got to such a extent my routine was just "drinking water from our water bottles, our coffee cups, and do as little as possible in the kitchen."


yet funny enough you went at me for not putting dishes away or cleaning, yet heh the other roommates on my sleep schedule saw me do this with no one asking me to often.



you wanna call my wife a fucking physco....HA!

my wife may be a bit fucking odd, but at least she can pull herself away from the fucking tv unlike you who gets into such a fucking zone its like watching a moth wanna commit suicide to a bugzapper.


 at least she can take a fucking hint that maybe just maybe your buddy you had come down who was a fucking predator who even made you so not sure about them, that you locked your bedroom door when letting him stay over...


yeah you remember telling us that?


you know the guy we asked or informed you of his way the first time...

yet you still wanted to invite him even after the second time when we where gone?


you wanna toss out that we are purposly trying to destroy your home?!

i was the fucking one who was there when the guy who destroyed all of downstairs with water damage, you know the guy who you hired who was unlicensed and i heard him say in spanish " Se fresco, solo di que no sabes lo que pasó"

when they got caught with a heat gun they where using to dry the paint quicker next to a fucking fire sprinkler.


you know the same guy you wanted to hire AGAIN that i talked you out of doing to save your own ass.


my wife may have some odd moments, but at least she does not look at people like a fucking piece of meat, and wants to have a fucking "lesbian bike club" for the soul purpose of you being the center of attention with your crusty ass.


you wonder why no one wants to be in a relationship with you?

it's simple, you are insufferable to be with.

everyone in the house has stated it is a fucking chore to be around you, a literal fucking grinding campaign to truck along with you.


everything is about you, you have no interest in other peoples lives unless you know you are gonna get something out of it.

hell the day you had the house meeting with us and got pissed about some fucking grease spots on the literal stove, was the same day we where changing the entire upstairs to both better situate the living area for better cleaning, and better access for your ass and your stuff you wanted done in the storage closet.


every fucking time you asked of us to do something we complied.

alyson even let you and your friends ((who i wont attack because they where nice))


fucking have anime watch parties on her server and expense because your nutty ass was getting cooky being inside all the time.


it got to such a extent you had more people on it than anyone in our history of having this server has ever requested others to join on it.

you took full swing of it to further your "show off" bullshit.


you wanna know why you didnt come with us on our trip to new york for my birthday?


it's pretty fucking simple, because we knew it would be you wanting to lead everyone to do what you wanted and if anyone said anything against it you would fucking lose your shit.


you cant handle when people stand up to you, you cant handle when someone pulls a smarter idea with more relevance and actual fucking logic and when it happens i see your brain fucking frying over there.



no your spooky ass is so fucking awkward, in order to have genuine conversations with you, someone would need to steal your phone because you tend to write shit down and if people dont go by your "point by point" agenda, you fucking lose it...so who is the real fucking crazy one?


you know the same person who said you where paranoid that someone was gonna send you a fucking bomb in the mail so you would unpack shit on the grass?


your a full on fucking nut.



another reason you cant seem to establish a relationship is pretty simple as well.

remember that conversation where you where in favor of fucking having a slave?


that the idea entertained you?

Hmm funny, because everyone in the house feels like at some point or another you try to elect someone to be that literal slave.

you go fucking hunting for it.


that's how you treat your girlfriends.

you treated my fucking best friend nat that way, you neglected her, you took what she did for the home like it was nothing.

you neglected her to such a extent that every time i saw you hug her i saw a face of absolute cringe form on her expression.


i wasnt even here for fucking 2 months and i already established a better bond with someone who you treated like dirt.


you wanted to come at this place like we where a fucking family of some sort, but funny enough when one of your family suddenly heads off the first thing we hear from you while we are sad they left is.


"Wow, i feel pretty chipper"


every conversation with you begins with "I" you're like a fucking robot who has no semblance of a internal dialogue and you are STARVED for someone to take interest in you.


the moment no one is talking to you is the moment you cant handle it.


i hope you remain alone for the rest of your life you fucking worthless cog.


you can then wind up living in a big house all by your fucking self, constantly bitching about "Man i wish i had time for hobbies"

like you always do...Oh, wait, your hobbie is nothing but fucking "YURI MANGA!"

how can we ever forget that right?

your huge fantasy of girls hardly or not even legal constantly being shoved down our throats in this house in a means of sexualization of them.


you know, i may make porn models and such for my commissions, but i dont go saying "futanari, futanari, is this futanari, is this my BRAND! oh oh if it isnt then its awful."


no, it's called liking multiple things and not shoving this shit down peoples fucking throats. 

It's no fucking wonder some people come out us trans with this nutty idea we are trying to push a agenda down their throat or see us as predators.


they way you come at it you literally are a fucking predator.


you know how awkward it is when you hover over a show we are watching and it happens to have a young girl like 10 years old in it and you are hoping, no PRAYING they kiss another girl to get some fucking creepy thrill out of it and when it does not happen or someone in the house says "Kaylin please....wtf stop"

because its fucking creepy...yeah, oh my wife and i are physco's mmmhmmm....


you know, when nat's kids came to visit, you know how many time's nat had to come to me and have a talk about stuff not to say or do around them?


the one fucking time before they even came the first time and all it was to me was

"hey, can you try to hold back some language cause their young"


yet for you, you for some reason wanted to always bring in some politics toward her oldest, so much so you where told multiple times to not when they where there.


no fucking wonder my wife had to put up some camera's around the house when they visted....like holy fuck.


you know my father told me this saying and i think it really applies to you.


"there is always that one crazy person on the bus, yet i never see them"


in this case its "you never see them"

because you are just fucking bat shit nuts.


Oh hey, remember when you stated the moment you where kicking us out that you where gonna have the same conversation with natilie if she had not gone to korea.


so let me get this, you where gonna also toss her on her ass.

you where also gonna start going around to the neighbors she introduced you to and start telling them "oh i am kicking them out"


your fucking weak and nothing more than a fucking predator with a busted ass coochie you bought for 25k.

and this isnt a nab or hate toward others who got the surgery because my wife did to, but from living with you, experiecing all of you, hearing all about you, being the literal blackhole of everyone coming to me for some reason to talk about you...


my honest to god belief after living with you is that the only reason you transition was not out of wanting this to fit your own gender of what you believe it was and to correct it, no i honestly think you did it to be a further predator actions to nab 


"Some of dem lesbians, now dat i have a pussy, their bound to get with me cause they only think of pussy like me"



ESPECIALLY how you act with other women.

when i hear collaborating stories of not just me but everyone in the house and why their friends who are women wont come over, its kinda shocking how it all comes right to fucking you.


you remember that girl pal i had come over?

how you invaded our privacy and where looking over her shoulder when we where watching some NSFW content on her phone....


yeah she ghosted my ass and when i asked about it you know what her reply was?


"I like you a lot, but your roommate really freaks me the fuck out"


no one likes someone walking up on someone and shaking their hand and the first thing they get the moment "Hi" is said is "Hey you lesbian?"


it's called privacy and their fucking buisness, maybe establish trying to learn about them before you know, just straight jumping to 

" what do you like to fuck?"


"hey you lesbian?!"

you know fucking personal shit you dont need to know right off the fucking bat.




you are so fucking bad not even Tomas fucking likes you, Especially what you fucking did the night he cooked for nat before she was going to leave for Korea for a year....you have no fucking heart or honestly one fucking ounce of semblance of a personality.


you made the final night of nat's dinner literally about you.


i hope when you reach 50 and amazon is done with your ass you get spit out and never reach anything in the national guard, i mean i get why they keep passing you up for a leadership role.


hell i am honestly shocked that amazon isn't going after your ass for theft from the fucking monitors you stole but tried to pass off like they where junk, yet you filed them under your "tech firm" when you took them home and where scanning warrenty.

the way you expressed it was like you found them in the dump.



yeah i found that fucking out recently, no wonder you are not getting your clearance back you fucking toe fungus having ass , ass goblin.


if you think you are getting any fucking money out of us on claims of damage you might find or CREATE you better believe you are not getting a fucking dime.


the moment you made my wife curl up in a ball on the floor crying and shaking in fear saying to me "she's a failure"

no, you are honestly fucking lucky i don't slice the back of your heel's with a dual knife you fucking troglodyte.


but you know i have more sense to not wanna go to prison, but hey i can always hope and picture it in my fucking head that somehow you get a couple of botch flies to lay eggs in your fucking cooch.


you consider my wife a fucking physco and me manipulated by her?

you are fucking nuts.


me wanting to cook, wanting to hold up, be the shoulder she cries on, the person she can rely on and have that speacial feel from when she is coming home from work she see's that bright yellow light in the house showing she is coming home to someone who cares as something of me being manipulated?


Nah, it's not manipulation, its called a real fucking marriage where when shit hits the fan, you take the brunt force of it together.


you have never had it and time is creeping up on you to a point where you may never have it.


the moment my wife was crying and calling herself a faliure i wanted to ring your fucking neck.


you know what my wife has?


my wife has her clearance, my wife does hard work and funny enough she has also time to have a fucking life and oh look a literal almost 8 year marriage under her belt of someone who will go to literal hell and back for her.

funny enough with me around even if she is awkward, i make people see her for her and get past some of the awkward and they come to love her.


everyone in the house did, we all may have had moments we where getting on one another's nerves, i wont say i had no fault in it.


but at the end of the fucking day, not a single fucking bridge was burned between people in the house, unlike you looking like a california wild fire.


i was the LAST fucking bridge.

the moment you kicked us out and where trying to be buddy, buddy with me, no fuck you.

i am scorch earthing the fuck out of you.


you wanna start going around to the neighbors and boast about kicking us out?


you mean the same neighbors who when walking jess's dog almost got their dogs bitten up, and if they would of reported jess's dog to animal control who could of been put down because of your NEED for fucking attention at any given moment, and even when asked not to walk him anymore you still would walk the dog at the request of his owner not to walk it when nat told you not to?


you mean those neighbors?


*golf clap*

congrats honey, con-fucking-grats.


it hasnt even been a fucking real year yet, and shocker, under both my sleeves i can keep on tossing some shit out because HEH!

everyone came to the one person who honest to god really had nothing to gain off anyone.


i never wanted something out of someone if i cooked them dinner, i never wanted something if they where gonna be moving something and think thats a perfect moment to slide in and get something out of them.


i never cock blocked a single fucking person in the house

never treated any of your friends badly when they came over.

would calm alyson down and talk to her when you and her butted heads.

would be a open ear for you if you wanted to talk and you didnt need to do anything for me in return.


funny, i never really asked of anything from anyone especially from you.


Hell infact, when covid-19 was going crazy and we had that family meeting, do you remember me being worried for you if you where to get it?

how i even started to tear up at the thought of losing another friend and cared about your safety, seeing as you kept wanting to have "GROUP EVENTS of hiking, parties, etc."


didnt my wife make you a hand made from scratch cake?

we throw you a party and do what ever we could to make you feel good because this pandemic was stopping parties so we did what we could to have your friends on zoom, have a friend over, celebrate because we cared about you....



funny how that all switched so fast now, to such a extent,

because of you i literally have to record myself with my phone going up and down the stairs while packing and moving so that way your fucking spooky ass cant come at me with some sort of "destruction on purpose to my property" bullshit.


kaylin, you are nothing but a soul draining ass leech.


i appreciated you took us in, when shit hit the fan you gave us some time to scrounge together rent.

not a damn day did i not appreciate it, but fuck you, if you want some fucking slaves, go back to the old times and scrounge up some because i am not gonna be that fucking person nor should anyone you bring in after us or into a relationship with you.


if your gonna start going around trying to burn bridges with people i never hurt, fucked with or met, then fine, i'll start pulling together all this shit, and make it something i let people know about like the friends you only met because of nat to begin with, and how much of a complete and utter dumpster fire trash clown you are to literally let someone like her slip through your fingers.


fuck you, go step on a fucking lego.


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