Saleswoman and shorts
Added 2023-06-23 00:11:16 +0000 UTC🛍️ This afternoon found me in my favorite clothing store, on a mission: I needed new shorts. The ones I own seem to have given up on my ever-growing belly, succumbing to the pressure and unzipping all the time. So, I scoured the shelves until my eyes landed on a stylish pair of size M shorts that seemed perfect.
With my prize in hand, I moved toward the dressing room, ready to welcome this new piece into my wardrobe. But as I was about to enter, I heard a voice behind me, "Too small," it said. I turned around to find the saleswoman, who had been watching me, shaking her head. With a playful slap on my butt, she gently took the shorts away, a knowing smile on her face.
I was left standing there, a tad shocked, but couldn't help chuckling at the situation. So, here I am, back to square one in my quest for shorts that can handle my fabulous belly. Wish me luck, folks! I'm going to need it. 🩳🎈👍
