NEW - CT Merch! (NSFW)
Added 2023-04-01 12:53:44 +0000 UTCWhile Wat and I've been publicly working on pins, stickers, dakis and the art book, our R&D division (led by Nocturn3) has been secretly developing some exclusive Changeling Tale merchandise -- and we're excited to say these brand new items are available NOW, today only!
Let's take a look!
Marion-Os: Start your day off right with Marion-Osβ’! Filling and containing a full day's worth of vitamins and minerals, a bowl of Marion-Osβ’ will keep your tummy full and happy all day!
Wulver's Wrath: Feeling tired? Need a kick in the ass? Something that will engage your "Flight or Fight" response? Try WULVER'S WRATHβ’! A blend of Caffeine, Taurine, CoQ10, Benzoylmethylecgonine and Yerba Mate that will keep you awake and strong enough to break a rifle in half!* Feel the call of the wild! Drink Wulver's Wrath today!
*(Note: Claims of superhuman strength have not been proven true by the FDA)
Grace's Grand Brand Beauty Cream: Made with all natural ingredients, Grace's Grand Brand Beauty Creamβ’ is guaranteed to leave your skin feeling soft and smelling good. From a few drops for your hands to a hearty glob for your legs, this creamy goo will do right by you!
Again, these exciting items are available today (April 1st) only, so be sure to put in your orders today!
And our enormous thanks to Nocturn3 for developing these while the rest of the team has been working on Changeling Tale proper!
Comments
Let us know how they fare against the competition!
Little Napoleon
2023-04-03 20:35:35 +0000 UTCOne of each please, for science of course!
Some Foxy
2023-04-03 18:49:48 +0000 UTCIt's a good job that I live in a city with a dock I will let the harbour Master to prepare for your arrival.
Jonathan Kevin Broadhead
2023-04-02 19:10:25 +0000 UTCWe'll send a fully loaded container ship to your address shortly!
Little Napoleon
2023-04-02 17:20:44 +0000 UTCSatisfaction guaranteed!
Little Napoleon
2023-04-02 17:16:58 +0000 UTCPlease drink responsibly :P
Little Napoleon
2023-04-02 17:16:37 +0000 UTCThis is what I put my money aside for I would like to have one of everything please in every flavor.
Jonathan Kevin Broadhead
2023-04-01 23:04:39 +0000 UTCI will take a pack of all three, will keep me going for a long while.
luigidragon54
2023-04-01 22:28:19 +0000 UTCI'd get a 12 pack of Wulver's Wrath in a hot second. π
KC
2023-04-01 21:13:36 +0000 UTCYou have a fine eye for quality!
Little Napoleon
2023-04-01 19:10:49 +0000 UTCI'll take one of each!
OmniOtter
2023-04-01 18:22:01 +0000 UTCI just want cereal
EggBoi_McNugget
2023-04-01 18:20:03 +0000 UTCWe're working on real merch and hope to have some ready when we launch the game! We'll continue to share sneak peeks of them as we go!
Little Napoleon
2023-04-01 18:07:25 +0000 UTCThis false sense of hope saddens me ;-;
EggBoi_McNugget
2023-04-01 17:42:25 +0000 UTCGood point!
Little Napoleon
2023-04-01 16:19:38 +0000 UTCYeah, that cereal should be in everything BUT vanilla!
Anguis
2023-04-01 16:14:09 +0000 UTCThese'll be the big hit products of 2023.
Little Napoleon
2023-04-01 14:22:55 +0000 UTCAll thanks to Nocturn for whipping these up for us for today's post! :P
Little Napoleon
2023-04-01 14:22:24 +0000 UTCI was so excited when I saw the email, and was looking at the items. Then I noticed the Date. You got me good π
Jared K Gonzalez
2023-04-01 13:39:44 +0000 UTCCool nice idea.
Stefan GneuΓ
2023-04-01 12:58:15 +0000 UTC
