Cuddling your Werewolf Girlfriend - last full script

This was the last full script I wrote before I transitioned to improv and leading scripts. I'm still trying out those kinds of videos. I haven't decided if I like them better. And this is scheduled for some time in the future, so I might be back to writing scripts by then. Who knows? Anyway, enjoy this script. 

Cuddling your Werewolf Girlfriend 

Sounds needed:

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Babe. Babe. Babeeeee. So what it’s the middle of the night, you’re a vampire. Suck it up, buttercup and come for a walk with me.

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I killed a deer, do you want to drink it’s blood before I eat it or not.

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I know you’ve been hungry. Come on, get your fat booty off that couch and come get something to eat.

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Ahh how’s my sweet vampire doing today.

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Today, tonight, whatever. Time is relative.

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You’re looking a little pale. I mean paler than usual. My goodness you’re snippy today. Are you hangry?

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Whatever disco ball, come on, I put the deer out back

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Smell that?

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Adrenaline and anger. The neighbors are arguing again. And that possum that made a home under this house is still there. If they don’t get rid of it soon it’ll have babies and they’ll have more stuff to deal with.

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What. Oh yeah, I do smell a bear. How exciting, I love bear! Come hunting with me tomorrow night?

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I know you’re not a fan of bear blood but can’t you just come with me anyway? Hunting is more fun when you’re there.

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Everything’s more fun with you there. Even when you’re hangry.

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Yay! *kiss* Thanks baby.

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I don’t care that you’re several hundred years older than me, you’re still my baby. Ah, here’s the deer. You first, drink all the blood. Ah, wait, I’ll time you. See how long it takes you! Ready.

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Babe come on. Have some fun with me. Ready, set drink.

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And time! Tsk tsk not as good as the one last week. You’re slipping sweetheart.

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Feel better? Yeah? Ok, clean up your face while I eat.

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Nothing is better than fresh venison. Unless it’s fresh bear. Ah, I can’t wait! You and me, hunting down a bear. Remember the last time we hunted anything that big? It was a mountain lion right?

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Nah, humans don’t count. They’re easy to hunt and even easier to kill.

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Mhm I like tasting blood when I kiss you. Yeah.

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You’re so cute.

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You! You get all clingy after you eat. Sweet little spider monkey.

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What do you want baby. You want cuddles?

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Yeah, I guess my fur is extra soft today thanks for noticing. Hehe boop. Come on, let’s cuddle.

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Nah, let’s stay out here. We can look at the stars. Stargazing is romantic, right?

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True I love the woods at night. Come here, sweetheart. Sit on my lap.

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Oh come on, who cares if it’s not dignified. No one is around, and you know you like it. Stubborn vampire. Don’t make me force you.

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Ah too bad then. Come here! Stop wiggling. You’re getting cuddled whether you like it or not!

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Ah, slippery vampire get off my back. Ok, ok, you win, you win.

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I still want to hold you though. Here, I’ll lay down and you rest your head on me. That way we can both look at the stars. Ok?

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And I can also play with your hair.

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Don’t hiss at me, you know you like it.

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Deny all you want, I can feel your muscles relax when I run my fingertips through your hair.

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Ahuh. Shhhh baby. Just relax.

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I got you. You’re safe with me. Just rest and look at the stars.

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See, isn’t that nice?

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Can I pull you onto me a little more? I want to wrap my arms around you.

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Ah, come here, come here.

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Hmm. Let me hold you and bury my face into your shoulder.

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Hey, no fair petting my ears! You know they’re sensitive especially after a hunt.

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Ahh stop, hehe baby that tickles.

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Agh. There, now I got your hands.

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No! They’re mine and I can hold them as long as I want. My hands. My nose. My cute little fangs.

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You’re my sweet vampire. Now, lean into me and let me play with your hair.

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Shhh. Stop arguing you know you love it.

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Adorable little huffy pouty thing that you are.

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Would you shut up? I’m trying to be affectionate.

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There you go. Just relax and let me hold you.

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Shh shh. It’s ok. I got you.

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Mwah. It’s ok. You’re safe. I’m not going to let anything hurt you. Ever. I promise.

~ Soft humming.

My sweet vampire. My sweet baby. My sweet baby vampire. I love you so much. Yes I do.

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You’re so beautiful in the starlight. My beautiful vampire. I’m so lucky to have you as my partner, you know that?

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Whatever happens, I’m lucky to have known you.

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I didn’t mean anything but what I said.

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Sigh. I’m just thinking. Those werewolf hunters that found our last house… if one of them hadn’t been bleeding and you hadn’t gone into bloodlust, I don’t think I would have survived.

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I know you would have protected me, twinkle toes, but when you’re in bloodlust… that’s something different. If you hadn’t been, you would have been focused on making sure I was ok rather than draining the blood from their veins, all of their veins. You didn’t leave a drop. I’ve never seen you like that, not even when we were fighting those vampire hunters back in Montequ.

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It was hot.

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Seriously tho. You could have died. I could have died. We both could have died.

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This world isn’t kind to those of us who are different. That’s why we stick together. That’s why we work together so well.

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That’s why I love you so much.

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Of course, you may have kisses my stunning vampire.

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You know what.

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If something happens to us, I hope it happens to me. Because I couldn’t live without you.

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Shh shh. It’s ok. I’m sure I’ll be fine. Curl up in my arms and let me hold you.

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It’s ok. I’ve got you. You don’t have to be strong with me. I’ll protect you.

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My wonderful vampire.