Bonding with your Queen Script

This one was fun to write and record, I really enjoyed it. It came from a suggestion on discord and I was inspired. It's also the first kind of romantic script I've done. I tend to avoid romantic stuff because it makes me uncomfortable, but I feel like this wasn't too romantic, it was just a tiny sprinkle of it. Which was kind of nice for a change of pace. 

I also hate the arranged marriage audios where the listener is all scared/vulnerable/submissive. It just makes me super uncomfortable. So I wrote it where both are equally powerful, and equally willing to be married for their kingdoms. There's no one-trying-to-seduce-the-other or enemies-to-lovers thing. It's just two adults in a consensual relationship. Why is that so rare in ASMR roleplay?? 

Anyway enjoy :) 

Bonding with your Queen (Arranged marriage) 

Sounds needed:

~Door

Have you lost your mind.

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Genuine question. Have you completely lost your mind.

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Then why on earth did you just sever our relations with Sengeria.

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Honestly, do you know how much time and effort I put into those relations? We had a peace treaty, a trade accord. That is years of work, gone! And for what!

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That was a question. Tell me why!

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None of my… Of course, it’s my business. I rule this kingdom too, you know. Just because I wasn’t born here doesn’t mean I’m any less a queen.

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Yes, I’m upset! Of course, I’m upset. That was a lot of work. And Sengeria is unstable. You may have unknowingly brought us to the brink of war! Honestly, sometimes I wonder if you do want it.

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War! Every time you open your mouth, disaster strikes! Then I’m left to clean up the mess.

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I didn’t say that. You’re an excellent ruler. The kingdom is flourishing. Trade is up, people are moving here from all around for to start businesses, start families. The army and the navy had never been stronger. You are a good ruler. I’m just saying you could use a little more diplomacy.

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What?

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My honor? Who threatened my honor?

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The Sengerian ambassador? How, why?

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Ah. So, you severed relations because he insulted me? It’s nothing I haven’t heard before.

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I’m the child of a pirate queen. You think I haven’t heard every insult in the book? Questioning my royal blood is less an insult and more of a valid question.

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Look, I’m proud of who I am. My mother wasn’t of royal blood, true, but she conquered and pillaged until she ruled every island off anyone’s coast. I’m proud of her for that. And I will be proud when I inherit her kingdom. And I am proud to be married to you so our kingdoms could ally. A couple misplaced comments from an ambassador aren’t going to change that.

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Protect me from what? Hurt feelings?

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Why did you care so much? I don’t. And to be entirely fair, we just had to get married and rule a kingdom together. No one said we had to care about each other.

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No, I do care. I care very much. But not enough to jeopardize the very fragile peace with have with another kingdom over a few insults!

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You could at least have challenged him to a duel or something and saved me this trouble.

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That was my attempt at a joke. Feel free to laugh.

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Although, I have to say… I appreciate you’re standing up for me.

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What?

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Nothing. I just. Thought I heard you say you love me.

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Oh, really. And that was your glorious display of affection? Cut trade deals with a water-based kingdom?

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No, I do appreciate it. Just… next time maybe start with flowers?

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Did you?

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Was that the reason you ordered that garden outside the window? Truly? For me?

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Well. I thought… I don’t know what I thought. Thank you.

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What else have you done to show affection that I was too blind to see?

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That’s right! That was you.

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Hmm. I… I apologize. I hadn’t realized.

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Yes, I’m afraid I make my affections a bit more plain. Perhaps that is the reason I did not see yours. I’m rather blunt with mine.

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Though, don’t take my directness as lessor. I care about you a great deal, and I want you to know that every day.

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I will stand beside you at any meeting, my lord. I will ride with you into battle any day. You have my heart, and my loyalty. You know that.

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Yes… really, you always had it. I was head over heels for you the moment we met. But to be fair, you are entirely too attractive for any mortal.

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You flatter me.

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No. Knowing the circumstances, I’m not angry about Sengeria. But if they declare war on us in the future, or if their army gets a bit too fidgety around our borders, I will hold you entirely responsible. And I’ll remind you of it every moment we’re there, fighting them back.

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Oh of course! They’re a water-based kingdom. Fighting on the sea’s is my specialty. And what would I do without my strong right hand by my side?

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Alright, I’ll call you my love if you would like. But not before others, even the guards. Nicknames are so unprofessional.

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You forget, I was raised around scumbags and sailors. I love the strict professionalism of this kingdom. I love the organized meals and order silverware, the tight dresses and uncomfortable shoes. The fake smiles and layered small talk are my safety, my peace.

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You consider these things a cage, but if you were turly free, you would long for them back. Total freedom is a pill of destruction.

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Then I will take you one day. Home to my world. We will go out on the wild oceans for a day, hunting ships like prey and taking them as trophies to my mother. We will dance in the taverns, drunk on the whisky and the music. We’ll run through the streets in the rain, barefoot, until we collapse and stare up at the clouds. You’ll live in freedom, you’ll be wild. Then you’ll return to this and realize just how beautiful it really is.

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Hmm? Then maybe we’ll go back. Once my mother dies, we’ll rule both kingdoms, together. We’ll spend half our time in one kingdom, half in this. Two different worlds, both beautiful, both unique.

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Together, of course! You think I could do this without you?

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I don’t think I could do anything without you.

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I love you. That’s just a fact. Always have, always will.

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Although, I may say, I don’t always like you. Liking and loving are different things and when you ruin my peace treaties, I very much don’t like you.

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Ah well. We’ll let this one slide all things considered, but I’m leaving tomorrow for Gold Dawn. We’re working on allying with them to protect our northern borders. Although I have to say, the elves who live here can be impossible to work with. It’s an arrogance that comes with age. I really don’t think humans can even comprehend that level of superiority.

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Darling, I doubt you would be able to handle them as I could. I know you; they would get on your nerves in a moment. Still. I would not mind the company. Such journeys can be tiring. But necessary.

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Alright. Plan on it, then. Shall I have a servant pack your things?

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Excellent. I must go see to the final arrangements.

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A kiss? Your highness, how forward of you. You may kiss my hand.

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I love you too. But do try to control that temper of yours next time?

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Farewell, my love.