Superhero Wants to Join the Villains Script

The sequel to my Neko Superhero video! I had my friend Ameba record to to play the superhero. The script was an easy write, an easy record. Everyone was delighted to have a second part. All around a win. :) 

Superhero Wants to Join the Supervillains [F4A] ASMR Roleplay 

Hey, look who it is! The city's number one hero. Did you see your article in Time magazine this morning? They're calling you a 'legend in the making, one of the last true superheroes of our generation." Just a heads up, the whole team will be teasing you about that for weeks so, get ready for it.

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Um... are you ok? ? Are you hurt?

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No? Ok then. You know we have doctors here if you need them. They'll leave the mask on while they...

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Alright, alright! You're not hurt, I get it. So, what is it then?

I mean. It's been a couple hours since you left. I know, it says right here on the report. You forgot to clock back in, by the way.

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You don’t usually take that long with villains, especially NightFlare. You usually take care of them in what, fifteen minutes?

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So... what happened? Did they hurt you?

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Ok, but something is wrong.

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They made you anxious, what do you mean anxious?

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Man, ok no need to snap. I was just asking. Here, you can use the log. I'm done.

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Hmm? No, all of my villains are in jail so I'm having a slow weekend. Caught some troublesome car thieves, though. Lead me to a whole carjacking ring. So yeah, that was my afternoon. What about you? You went after Nightflare, right?

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Did that villain give you any trouble?

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A little? What does that mean, did they escape or something?

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Don't beat yourself up about it. They're a slippery group. We all let them get away once and a while. You'll get them next time.

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What do you mean, there won't be a next time?

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Are you ok?

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Sit... here, sit down. Sit down. What on earth is wrong? You're shaking... deep breaths ok, deep breath. In and out, nice and slow. Deep breath in, hold for three seconds, let it out slowly. Ok? I'll do it with you.

~ Breathing

There you go. Can you tell me what happened?

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Ok, that's fine, just breathe for a second. I'm not going anywhere.

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Man... that villain must have done something awful. Did they hurt you? Or someone you care about?

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No? Then what?

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Hey. Talk to me. I'm here to help you. You know that. We've worked together for years.

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What's just it? You're not making sense.

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Yes. I've had a villain figure out my identity before. Is that what happened with you, today?

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Well, my villain... died. I didn't kill them, obviously, that would be against the code. But I didn't... save them... either.

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Can you honestly tell me you would have? My whole life would be destroyed if my identify ever got out.

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Hey, don't look at me like that. Come on, let's go get a snack. I heard a new greek place opened up down the street. We could go grab that and eat on top of a building somewhere. You look like you could use a break.

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Ok, well if you're not in the mood for greek we can go some...

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Oh. You just don't want to eat with me, is that it?

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Seriously, what did NightFlare say to you? They didn't use their powers on you did they? I've seen a couple heroes get really messed up after a fight with her. I can't imagine living through your greatest fear only to wake up and realize it was a hallucination by a supervillain. But I thought their powers didn't work on you, that's why you were the hero assigned to them?

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Well, if that's not it, they must have done something. It would make you feel better if you talked about it, trust me.

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Health insurance, what on earth do you...

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Ok, ok! Um... no, we don't have health insurance. You know the superheroes code. We do what we do without asking for anything in return. We don't get money or fame or... health insurance.

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No, not cookies either. But I can go down to the store and get you a cookie if you want a cookie that badly.

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You're really starting to worry me. Are you sure you can't tell me what all this is about?

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We've worked together for years! You can tell me anything.

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Uh... well, no, nothing personal. But that's for your own safety. You can't tell me anything I could use to recognize you in real life.

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No, I guess you don't know that much about me. It's just easier that way. If we don't share anything personal, we can't slip up and accidently say something wrong.

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Because what if a villain caught one of us and, I don't know, could read our minds? That's happened before. Then, not only would we be compromised, but your identity would be, too. It's just safer if don't talk about anything personal.

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Is something going on in your personal life? Do you need help with anything?

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No. I guess I couldn't help even if I wanted to.

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I never thought about it like that. I mean... I would trust anyone here with my life... but not my name. I would die for you or any of the other heroes, but I won't tell them where I work. That's really...

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Yeah, exactly. I guess we're not as close of friends as we think, or the media thinks.

~Sigh

Are you lonely? Is that the problem? I know you lost your old partner to Nightflare a while ago. Are you doing ok with that?

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Ok... um...

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What, wait. You can't be serious.

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Are you hearing yourself? The villains are friends, the villains know each other, the villains have insurance. The villains are the enemy! They commit crimes literally every day! And not just typical carjacking either. The supervillains have the power to take down cities, countries! They have the power to kill thousands of innocent people every day!

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What do you mean, but they don't? They don't because we stop them. That's our job. We stop them and we put them in jail where they can't hurt anyone ever again.

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Yeah, ok, sometimes they break out of a jail. But that's beside the point. We do our best without hurting anyone.

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I don't understand you. You were always so committed to doing what's right, to being a hero!

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Are you seriously thinking about... I can't even say it.

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Joining... the... villains.

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You can't. You know you can't. You just... it's just... you can't.

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Yeah... I guess everyone's a villain to someone. But I don't want you to be a villain to me... to us. The team needs you. We rely on you! How can you even think of being this selfish?

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No, wait. Don't leave. Hey! Don't leave. Where are you going?

~ Ugh!

HQ I've got a... a situation at base camp one. I'm going to need... man. I don't know. I've never... I don't...

One of our heros just went rouge and deserted. We've got a code six.

That's right.

We're got a traitor.