They're lean. They're green. And they've gotta get a gift, gotta get a gift, gotta get a gift for Splinter.
Leo is your hot friend with whom the wait staff and bartenders (of every conceivable gender variation) are always aggressively flirting, and he has no idea. Just no idea. He has thirty five blue polo shirts and one pair of khakis. He irons his BVDs.
Who's your favorite turtle and why is it Mikey? You're looking at one major party dude! Just ask his best friend and partner in pizza-related misdemeanors, Klunk the /kitty/! Klunk has looked different in a variety of canon appearances, and I chose to go with his white coloration because it was really easy to paint.
Raphael has big Barbara Wolfe energy in my style, if Barbara was a green man who got hit by a truck. Why is Raph wearing cut-off hot pants? Because he has gams up to his asshole, that's why.
Is Donnie rocking headphones because he loves cool jams, or because he's neurodivergent? Yes. I enjoy the idea of Pacifist Monk Donnie; no doubt he does furious yoga whilst sporting his Ayurveda pants. Also, Mikey made him that shoulder bag. What a nice baby brother!
Remember, junior ninjas: if you're going to eat literally nothing but pizza for every meal, be sure to counter it with ten pushups and several hours of rooftop parkour every day. See what you can do about avoiding drugs, weed, crack, smack, pot and drugs. And no, Wingnut isn't in this episode, fangirl.
Jonathan
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