CYOA 10: Kleeg
Added 2023-06-14 15:52:02 +0000 UTCThank you TTornado and Mr Undisclosed for the suggestions!
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Personally negative ham was always my favorite comfort food in wizard college, and it's relatively simple to make for a beginner, provided you DON'T GET IT WET BEFORE IT'S COOKED.
Tourmaline
2023-06-16 01:47:08 +0000 UTCIt's gotta be the New Hollywood Steak if you ask me. Juicy, tender, cooks itself to perfection in just a few minutes, and it only has a 47% chance to awaken itself in the process, what's not to love?
Cephala
2023-06-15 16:53:22 +0000 UTCI'd say you want something with a real powerful smell if it's to snap him out of a trance. I'd say make something with arcane cheeses, and you can never go wrong with a good lasagna! I'll link my recipe for Lasaglyphs down here! Just make sure not to use cheese from an exploding cow.
Nurse Shattered
2023-06-15 05:42:22 +0000 UTCWell, I've heard that Wizards love a good COUNTERspell so like, I'd say grab whatever food you all would keep on the countertop and see if you can't make something with that?
Rocking Space Dragon
2023-06-14 21:50:09 +0000 UTCWhat are ya, crazy? The Mobius Pretzel was outlawed across the Galaxy cause of how the food absolutely f**ks with time and space! Do NOT make the Mobius Pretzel! Even in a dream!
Keroro04
2023-06-14 18:55:12 +0000 UTCIt doesn't matter what you make, it just needs to be cooked with Love. Love of course is a notoriously difficult ingredient to source natively, and the subject of countless inquiries as to its sustainability. However since you're in a dreamscape just think really hard about something you love and some should appear.
Scrumpledorph
2023-06-14 17:50:52 +0000 UTCGonna be honest, you don’t need to make anything difficult. You just need to cook a Transcendant Peach which can usually be found in the center of the soul (any soul will do), and that alone can make a dish that can transform into whatever the person eating it wants to eat. It will literally solve any and all food related issues.
Keroro04
2023-06-14 17:40:52 +0000 UTCIf he's a wizard any kind of strange, magical sounding dish he's never had before should snap him out of it. Do NOT say you're making a literal bowl of never ending nachos he WILL take that literally and eat EVERYTHING. You might also wind up in the nacho dimension if he accidentally casts a teleport but that's less of an issue.
Cherry Wintersweet
2023-06-14 17:32:07 +0000 UTCI once heard of a great wizard recipe for nth-dimensional cosmic brownies. Literally cosmic in this case. Though be careful, they're quite unstable and prone to quantum causality inversions if handled without care
Ian Finnigan
2023-06-14 16:08:59 +0000 UTCOoo! I'm on a massive Mobius Pretzel kick! They're easy to make, even if you're a novice chef mage, and you can twist anything into them! The endless side should create an endless scent.
Erin Brioche
2023-06-14 16:00:07 +0000 UTCTwo words: octopus soul.
cephalephalo
2023-06-14 15:59:37 +0000 UTCCant go wrong with a chocolate lava cake!
Potion-junkie
2023-06-14 15:53:48 +0000 UTC
