"So, long ago, there were three powerful wizards; Barbara the Blade, Alan the Page, and Stefan the Stone. For millennia, they were locked in a constant, three-way stalemate of power; Alan's pages covered Stefan's stone, which smashes Barbara's blade, which slices Alan's pages. It wasn't until-"
"Isaac, I understand the mechanics of Rock, Paper, Scissor. That's not what I'm asking."