The Alarms
Added 2020-02-14 16:00:03 +0000 UTCA common mistake thieves have made while trying to steal the paw. The last person who did this, a gentleman burglar named Lullaby Vaunt, was caught halfway through wishing for his facial hair to be less fancy. He was killed by the guards, instantly.
Twenty people attended his mustache's funeral, none attended his.
