The Morning Rant #25: Instafloozy Ass Parades
Added 2024-09-24 00:46:52 +0000 UTCToday we explore a woman who parades her ass around on the internet but can't figure out why good men are hiding from her.
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Before the internet in 1991 she would have been handing out VHS tapes with video footage of her ass. I said this right before Joey B said it.
HereticVII
2025-04-14 01:10:39 +0000 UTCTrying to date a woman who's ass is all over the internet is like going for a job position that other guys all over the internet eying. Even if you agreed to date her she knows that she can easily get another guy. You have little to no leverage in the relationship.
HereticVII
2025-04-14 00:52:42 +0000 UTCI wouldn't have the body to be doing this or even have the confidence but even if i did I wouldn't do it. All this is, is Attention seeking and no respect for themselves.
Toni Smith
2025-02-12 23:25:53 +0000 UTCJust the effort that shes doing to video herself is a teller how she is… of course nobody wants to be your tripod for you fucking videos.
iglu glue
2025-01-13 18:40:53 +0000 UTCAbsolutely! And I loved that documentary
JESSICA DAVIS
2024-11-07 20:27:05 +0000 UTCThis is so sad and a self fulfilling prophesy. She believes there's nothing special or interesting about her, and so there isn't. I guess they are helping rid the world of peeping toms, since those guys can now just have a wifi connection to see what they used to break the law to observe
Ally
2024-10-24 16:48:29 +0000 UTCCone on, cut the girl a break…she has a boy’s face and a big’n’frizzy poodle-fro that won’t quit. She has no choice BUT to lead with her ass. 🤣
Zac Evans
2024-10-13 14:34:07 +0000 UTCNarcissism is just normal behaviour now innet. “The century of the self!” I hope this next generation see it for what it is and just call it all out and rebel against it! It’s our only hope! haha.
Elly Queen
2024-10-10 10:45:52 +0000 UTCBloody spot on mate. It's a shame. But why in the name of Christ almighty behave like this? I as a male think ok great arse. What's coupled to it counts more. I'm From new Zealand and just joined. Take care and God bless 👍
Dan
2024-10-10 04:45:56 +0000 UTCI'm from new Zealand. What the fuck is wrong with america now? If you tried Any of this shit on leeston road or the lake road then you'd definitely suffer shotgun warnings. Or worse. What is this immediate need for self adulation about, and why is it so Prevalent in young adults? I've two beautiful children. One is working now and the other one is focussed on going to university. All good. But they watch this tripe,I've watched it to, and this is truly troppo roadkill shit that belongs straight in the Binnie. When has entertainment ever come from deadbeats that can't work, won't work and are simply shit house at what they do? Mate I'm laughing now. Clowns and charlitans they truly are. At least it's worth a piss take or a giggle. Empty headed and starving for self adulation, but why so? I'm not rich. I'm 50. I've got two beautiful children And I'm happy as . As long as they're happy... I'm happy. Why would you prostitute yourself Showing your arse? Is that where your brain is? Why denegrate yourself so badly to attract likes from people you'll never meet? Jesus Christ almighty talk to people,ring them , and actually have a conversation with them. Come on. Fuck me. You don't need to post images of your arse to attract a good fella You just need to be able to communicate and have the ability to talk. Plenty of good men out there. Find time, persevere and you'll strike gold. True as.
Dan
2024-10-09 07:11:02 +0000 UTCI don’t understand this behaviour, If I had to use a term I learned when I was nursing, was “Attention seeking behaviour/ disorder “ a real term as we would have patients who would do harmful things to themselves in order to gain attention, it’s pretty obvious that this is behaviour that has been normalised by the internet and these people have a an illness and they don’t even realise that they do, they even justify it! I’m with you Joey, I don’t understand it, as I grew up with Italian/ English parents who taught us to respect each other and ourselves and just be good and we did , when you said that comment about dropping off random pics of your ass, to families and friends as being the equivalent of the internet now, that cracked me up I could picture my uncle telling my aunt “che cazzo “ 🤣
Charmaine Furst
2024-10-06 15:22:29 +0000 UTCThe modern woman on social media is just a backside. If you asked me to sketch one, it’d be just one enormous ass, and copious amounts of trashy tattoos. No name needed.
Ganymede
2024-10-02 14:45:02 +0000 UTCThese are the women who go crazy if there boyfriends have female friends
Stephen Mccalmont
2024-09-29 19:00:42 +0000 UTCWhat does a nose ring and a skateboard imply? I personally think flashing her ass all over tell you all you need to know.
Josh Placid
2024-09-28 02:13:30 +0000 UTCIt’s always a beautiful day in my neighborhood. It looks like she lives in the Land of Makebelieve though.
Fred Rogers
2024-09-24 22:09:47 +0000 UTCSome people base their entire self worth and value on their looks/body because they think that's what society values most and/or they have nothing else to offer.
Joseph P Borelli Jr
2024-09-24 16:11:31 +0000 UTCListening from Scotland in the UK joey same here mate place has gone to shit
Stephen Mccalmont
2024-09-24 16:05:01 +0000 UTCYou're fine. They're under a spell
Joseph P Borelli Jr
2024-09-24 16:03:51 +0000 UTCWay too easy.
Joseph P Borelli Jr
2024-09-24 16:02:18 +0000 UTCThanks Fred. I loved you in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
Joseph P Borelli Jr
2024-09-24 16:01:50 +0000 UTCYes, she has a very pretty behind, but why on earth does she parade it around for the whole world to see? The doorstep analogy was very good, Joey. I'm old. I remember when NO ONE would ever do this, ever. They would have been mortified if anyone saw their ass.
Lindsay Sherwood
2024-09-24 16:00:39 +0000 UTCNose Ring and a Skateboard... tells ya everything ya need to know...lol
Dr Don
2024-09-24 13:56:44 +0000 UTCAn adult, skateboarding narcissist. Sign me up.
John Frisch
2024-09-24 10:44:12 +0000 UTCOur girls from kindergarten and beyond are being brainwashed into believing they’re the center of EVERYONE’s universe. Social media is their throne.
Headen Cloud
2024-09-24 10:20:43 +0000 UTCYes you are so correct about this Joey! The comparison to a phone call in the 90’s is spot on as well. I go back to the 80’s but am splitting the two decades in my young adulthood and remember when the Internets debuted. It was great in the beginning especially that wonderful connection noise, and if you wanted to download a picture of someone’s ass then it took 15 min. Who had time for that?! The creation of Social Media has all but ruined humanity in my opinion, especially in this vast wasteland and age doesn’t seem to matter. And for the record, even if this girl had no internets I’m not entirely certain she would be a great catch. Something about more than one cute lil tattoo on a woman that just shuts guys off.
Fred Rogers
2024-09-24 10:18:11 +0000 UTCI’m in my 60’s and it’s baffles my brain. Guys thought halter tops were slutty back then. My daughter who is 30’s has no social media has a boyfriend with no social media and it works for them. They both hate this shit. The slut fest continues. Sharia law is close behind. One extreme to the next.
Vonny Nguyen
2024-09-24 09:34:46 +0000 UTCI know someone who walked past a woman he knew but sent her a message later that night how the hell does that work
Stephen Mccalmont
2024-09-24 05:54:15 +0000 UTCIt’s really scary how creepy people from the past can just pop back into our life’s
Stephen Mccalmont
2024-09-24 05:51:59 +0000 UTCAlso the poor bastard would have to be her personal film crew
Shrödingers Cat
2024-09-24 05:36:56 +0000 UTCI’d rather see more of the van to be honest.
Shrödingers Cat
2024-09-24 05:34:24 +0000 UTCThe Great Books of the Western Canon used to be a reflection of our civilization. Now it’s this. There’s no turning back.
Robert Wilhelm
2024-09-24 03:17:03 +0000 UTCMy co-workers think I'm crazy for not having social media. But they act like narcissists posting everything they do.
Marlene RB
2024-09-24 03:01:11 +0000 UTCSo many people are lost and demoralized.
Joseph P Borelli Jr
2024-09-24 02:07:29 +0000 UTCIt really is nuts. Note the half peeled 🍌 to the left of her ass. No clue.
EmK
2024-09-24 02:06:01 +0000 UTCI love you calling this out. Why can't anything be private and valued anymore? Everyone is a narcissist filming everything, including their ass.
Julie Walsh
2024-09-24 01:56:57 +0000 UTCUnfortunately, any guy that chooses to be with her will have to deal with her stalkers. Her face looks like a chipmunk, and she has no brains, so parading around naked on the internet is all she has. 🤷🏼
mindypin@protonmail.com
2024-09-24 01:09:08 +0000 UTC
