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The Morning Rant #19: Megan Fox is Really Dumb

Today we explore why Megan Fox is dumb.

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She eats babies at those rituals

Marlene RB

This one started out hilarious... then it went read deep. Appreciate you Joey.

truck6867@rocketmail.com

Hahahhaa.... tin foil shorts

truck6867@rocketmail.com

She may have been a Fox at one point, but deep down she’s just a mangy wild dirty coyote who yes makes bad decisions, just like Wile E. Coyote in the cartoons.

Fred Rogers

I used to like MGK, but once he got famous and got with her, he got fuckin weird. He also looks out of it all the time. I guess that's what selling your soul will do to you.

Patriotmom86

Like so many women, she used to be a really hot wack job. Her hotness allowed her to get away with everything because men wanted to fuck her. Now, she’s just a wack job.

Dominique Chapados

Just imagine that even those people have to interact with others on important stuff. I mean they have a tax accountant. He actually has to deal with them.

Flow

The wise words of Kyle Brofloski always helps me explain these people. “Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it takes to protect itself. And people, with a messed up ego, can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they’re awesome. When really, they’re just douchbags.”

Headen Cloud

Who the fuck is Machine Gun Kelly? Sorry. WHAT is he? Why is he getting any kind of exposure? Did he cure cancer or something? Let me guess. He just looks weird and exists. That’s all it takes these days.

Shrödingers Cat

They behave like children dude. It's embarrassing.

Christopher Moreno

Part of the problem is they don't care they have money and fame so they couldn't care about anything else

Caroline Fuge

Who is Megan Fox?

Constance Keller

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you allow Machine Gun Kelly to drain you. 😁🔫

Mia Jeanette

The worst part about Megan Fox is not her, but some kids and teens are going to get inspired by these degens or raised by them.

Darren stutzke

So the ones you want to scream shut the hell up to the second they walk into the room

Ray Pias

Other trainwrecks and Yassss Queen types look up to her.

Joseph P Borelli Jr

Do women even look up to her? She is obviously a train wreck on legs

Ray Pias

Rose from the ashes like a phoenix.

Phoenix

Stupid people don’t know that they’re stupid. If they did they wouldn’t be stupid

Joseph P Borelli Jr

How do these beings not realise THEY are the drain?

Dawn Sutton

He's right about the blue hair.

Dawn Sutton

Well that didn’t last long did it 🤣🤣🤣

Vintage Barbie

Celebrity trash.. It's all the same shit.

Hence__I__Rise

The real Machine Gun Kelly must be spinning in his grave knowing this moron named himself after him.

joe lynott

Be weird all you want, but don’t drag kids through your neurotic mess of a life.

Shrödingers Cat


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