Yay! Autistic woman finally has excuse not to read your Substack
Added 2025-07-01 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock
An autistic woman is reportedly delighted to have a proper excuse not to read your boring Substack newsletter.
Miya Wilkes, 34, used to feel compelled by politeness to read your tedious musings on the issues of the day - but now doesn’t have to bother anymore because Nazis.
“I’m so sorry, I’m boycotting Substack,” Wilkes commented, through a barely repressed smile. “Shame - I was so excited to read your 3000-word piece about single-transferable votes.”
“Is it up anywhere else?” Wilkes continued. Sources have since alleged that she knew full well that it isn’t.
You responded: “Maybe I should move my content to Medium or Patreon.”
Wilkes could not be reached for further comment, as she was in front of a conspiracy theory board using red string to attempt to connect Medium and Patreon to Adolf Hitler.
