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Clever! AuDHD woman passes off late-for-last-Christmas gifts as early-for-this-Christmas ones

Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Envato

An AuDHD woman is so late with last year’s Christmas presents that she can now pass them off as early for this year, sources have revealed.

Pippa Durham, 40, spent hours selecting and wrapping the perfect gifts for loved ones, before promptly forgetting them in a big bag by the front door, which has not moved since last December.

Durham explained: “I keep meaning to hand them out, but the timing hasn’t been right. For example, the last time I saw my family was my mum’s birthday dinner and it just would have highlighted the fact that I’d forgotten her birthday present.”

“I think at this point, the clock has reset and I get a clean slate, so if I just hand these out before Christmas Day, I can convince people I’m totally on the ball.”

According to sources, Durham has arranged to see her family on the 23rd December, but will almost certainly leave the bag by the front door for a second year running, as that’s just where it lives now.

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"that’s just where it lives now." I feel seen. *wince*

Sarah Arnold


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