Cops excited to immediately catch autistic person breaking first rule of goddamn life
Added 2024-09-06 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock
An autistic person who has never put a toe out of line is going to get caught the second they let their guard down, authorities have announced.
Police conducting what’s known as Operation Alanis are reportedly lying in wait for 24-year-old Dexter Livingstone, who doesn’t even yet know that they’re going to spontaneously do an illegal U-turn.
Livingstone said: “I’d never normally do this - I’ve never even disobeyed the little green man. But it’s an empty street. Maybe just this once.”
Police responded: “Weeeee ohhhhhhh weeeeee oooooooh,” before fining Livingstone and docking points from their license.
Livingstone added: “It’s like raiiiiiiin on my wedding day…”
