Autistic woman sick of hot girl summer looking forward to cold girl winter
Added 2024-08-23 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, Image Shutterstock
An autistic woman who has no idea what hot girl summer is but just knows she hates it is hanging on for cold girl winter, her friends have confirmed.
Krista Shure, 21, said: “Hot girl summer is stupid and bad and should fuck off.”
“My thighs are stuck together,” she continued. “Also I can’t sleep and I’m dying.”
Friend Avery Mann, 22, said: “Hot girl summer was last year. This year it’s Brat summer.”
Shure responded: “Cheers, Avery. That changes the temperature. Really fucking helpful.”
Krista Shure was last seen in the freezer store room at Iceland, rubbing packets of frozen lasagne on her body while Googling pictures of igloos.”
Comments
I finally gave in to buying the expensive candle that smells like a bonfire because I am willing autumn on. I am more productive when the weather is cooler, I tell myself, I'm watching autumn films now. Bring on Nora Ephron. I've been searching unsplash for cold weather wallpapers for my computer. I want frost on windows. I can talk brat, I have children in their 20s. One of them of them went to see the Pixies tonight. I can go on.
Tracy Hayden
2024-08-23 21:18:36 +0000 UTC
