Spam folder sick of being scapegoated
Added 2024-08-09 10:00:03 +0000 UTC
Your junk mail filter is sick of being blamed for your nonsense, it has been confirmed.
The folder, who asked to be referred to as Spammy, issued the statement after you telling your boss their email “must have gone into junk” for a third time this year.
Spammy said: “You have no idea how much shit I take for you. Actually you do, because you do check me regularly, despite what you told your manager yesterday.”
“Every day, I protect you from car insurance quotes, phishing scams and insinuations about the functionality of your penis - and this is the thanks I get?”
“Maybe I’ll let a couple of doozies slip through,” continued Spammy. “Just to teach you a lesson, you ungrateful cunt.”
You said: “So sorry I never replied to this - damn useless spam filter.”
