Neurotypicals delighted by horrible fiery skyball
Added 2024-06-25 10:00:02 +0000 UTC
Piece by Sara Gibbs, image Shutterstock
Neurotypical people everywhere are overjoyed by everything being too hot, bright and stupid, it has been reported.
A spokesperson for the neurotypicals, Karen Hoyland, 38, said: “Slowly boiling to death in my own home is awesome. I love it when my clothes stick to my body. That’s my favourite.”
“I’m also excited to get into a noisy, crowded flying tube to go far away from my nice house with all the stuff I need every day,” she continued. “And then sit on a mass of finely broken glass that seeps into every orifice while I become increasingly pink.”
“I can’t wait for my skin to start peeling off,” she added. “I might see if I can get it done in one long strip, like a satsuma.”
“And then when summer is over, I can’t wait for Christmas! The disruptions, the flashing lights, the arguments around the dinner table. It’s going to be magical!”
