-I swear I stuck to my diet and training coach...
-Yeah sure, is that why you gained almost 80lbs?
-Okay I might have overeaten but I never stopped lifting.
-Well, at least you got big arms and pecs to go with that huge gut.
-Sorry coach, I love eating too much, I also love lifting.
-At this rate you’ll be over 250lbs soon, how bout this? You keep eating all you want, keep hitting the gym and instead of being in the running team I’ll move you to the football team.
-Football?
-A massive guy like you is no good at running, but bet you’d make an unmovable defense, actually I need you to reach 280lbs, let’s see if you really like eating that much.
-You bet.
Pd. Best video I’ve ever recorded coming next week. Chugging in my tight formal clothes.