A Diabolical Stew of Human Remains: The Joel Guy Jr Story [Early Premiere]
Added 2024-02-15 10:04:33 +0000 UTC
Enjoy your early premiere, everyone!
Very bread and butter sort of vid today, but I think it came out pretty good! Looking forward to hearing your thoughts.
DM me if you have issues with the player.
Thanks as always for your patience and support :)
I came from a “nuclear” family (before the divorce lol) which was just my parents, me and my super close little brother. I need to say, if that little boy never talked to me…. Smiled at me… never wanted a relationship with me??! I would be so psychologically damaged as well. I can’t imagine the older half sisters when they were younger, thinking they’re getting a baby brother! And…. He’s dead inside. Nothing. How sad. Not to mention him going on to grow up and murder your parents….. mind blowing.
Laura Goodspeed
2024-08-06 12:32:39 +0000 UTC
Was anyone else struggling to watch while the dog was howling for help in the back room?
The whole time the cops are searching the residence, I found myself yelling at TV, screaming at the cops to forget about the bodiless hands by the treadmill and get to the f-ing dog!
Priorities, people. Come on!
At least the bug-eyed, goiter-faced, stay-puffed-marshmallow-frog-man was caught and is now someone’s luggage in prison.
We shall call him: Samsonite.
YESwayTED 024
2024-03-26 18:38:43 +0000 UTC
Yea but, without them trying to rep themselves, we wouldn’t get the 1st hand view of their arrogant idiocracy (I mean, if Bundy couldn’t do it, dumbass Darrell ain’t gonna pull it off…. He’s such a dumbass…it’s actually exhausting…)
YESwayTED 024
2024-03-26 18:25:35 +0000 UTC
Agreed, and it was an ambitious plan for someone who avoids hard work. He may also have come to recognize that there are some fundamental problems in a plan that relies on framing his father for a murder-suicide before dismembering himself. Cheers to him for catching that little oversight before anything went awry.
ThePaterFamilius
2024-02-21 04:55:55 +0000 UTC
Nice write up - l'm pretty sure based on the timeline of when he went to the medical center, he must have been fumbling around in the house for a fair few hours. But you're right. Looking at the state of things when the scene was scoped out with a video camera, one is left wondering just what the hell it was he was doing during that time. Maybe stop/starting one thing after another. Partially distracted by the pain, partially just thrown by multiple things not going at all according to the plan simultaneously.
Reminds me of that great Mike Tyson quote: "Everyone's got a plan until they get hit."
Matt Orchard
2024-02-20 07:15:34 +0000 UTC
Love your work! Keep making em’. Now. Really. Stop reading comments and get to work… ;-)
Matt Absher
2024-02-19 19:26:28 +0000 UTC
Another fuckin banger m8
shitler
2024-02-19 06:51:24 +0000 UTC
So long as you're logged in it should be working. I've DMed you
Matt Orchard
2024-02-19 04:23:22 +0000 UTC
Why do I only get a 30 second clip of this and not the whole video?
Kaden Thompson
2024-02-19 03:15:47 +0000 UTC
Something I love about this case: the haplessness of the crime is so total and complete. It isn't just that he left the evil plan behind (which could only have been made worse with the words "My Evil Plan" written on the front of the notebook). And it isn't just that, as Matt points out, the Evil Plan is written with a supervillain's confidence [totally misplaced] in his own methods and capabilities. It is this: after the murders themselves, nearly the entire plan is meant to function as a structured and methodical process for cleaning up and concealing his crimes. But rather than cleaning up the mess, the Evil Plan (to the extent it was even enacted) only propagates it. The mess grows. And grows. And grows. By the end, there appears to be more mess and more blood and more evidence spread throughout the home than virtually any murder scene (planned or otherwise) that I can recall hearing about.
I have the strong sense that he spent more time writing down the Evil Plan than he did implementing it before rushing to the hospital to alleviate the pain in his thumb.
ThePaterFamilius
2024-02-18 23:04:47 +0000 UTC
Another fantastic video, you never miss!
Emily Tupper
2024-02-18 07:27:17 +0000 UTC
Excellent video, Matt!
Cronker Waltite
2024-02-18 02:43:28 +0000 UTC
You're coming at it from a moral standpoint, and my advice was strictly from legal one. You may want guilty parties to be questioned immediately, for some reason I don't understand, but all suspects are allegedly presumed innocent. All suspects have the right to remain silent to avoid incriminating themselves.
Darrell Brooks' antics in court have no bearing on my advice. Fortunately, most defendants don't choose to defend themselves. You kind of answered your own question by writing "Speaking with an attorney is sound advice."
Susan Schnur
2024-02-17 19:11:43 +0000 UTC
But why? Guilty people (those who have hurt others I’ll speaking of specifically) who know they’re guilty often want to go to trial, so they have one last chance to harm the victims/have whatever type of spotlight they can/make frivolous accusations against the victim to drag their names through the mud. They get that chance at trial, or in the form of a plea; That’s their right, no matter the level of antics they put the rest of us through (see Darrell Brooks). Speaking with an attorney before questioning is sound advice, but I’m not interested in guilty people getting to avoid all questioning until the trial, which they view as their Main Performance, while their attorneys run wild with accusations and smear the victim’s name. Dont misunderstand me, I’m all for the constitutional rights for all. Regardless of charge. I just don’t WANT violent criminals staying quiet, I want them talking and talking and talking some more. And ya know, I’d bet there’s no less than 500,000 Americans right now who wish the perpetrator of the violent crime against their loved one would have spoken freely during interrogations… instead, the perps’ silence led to unsolved homicides/violent crime.
May the guilty (at least of violent crimes) sweat during interrogation, kick themselves in lockup for running their mouths like buffoons, and get shredded in court before the harshest possible sentencing.
Jon Evans
2024-02-17 18:46:59 +0000 UTC
Great stuff once again, Matt! His written plan is so wild. I love how you broke down imagining giving birth to someone like this, hoping for the best, and ending up indirectly purchasing the items that your child used to murder you. So many times we get caught up/distracted in the story without factoring the POV of the victims. Truly heartbreaking.
A Marshall
2024-02-17 16:39:29 +0000 UTC
You're the best true crime YouTuber out there, full stop. You're just on a whole different level. Thank you!
Ruby
2024-02-17 05:50:58 +0000 UTC
A horrifying, disturbing and mindboggling case that made me seriously question my own interest in the true crime genre as it was too much to bear at times watching this video. As always, you managed to deliver the facts and even the gruesome details in such a respectful and thoughtful way. I appreciate how you tie the beginning with the conclusion of the video and go way beyond just chronologically laying out the facts. Thank you and cheers from a long-time viewer and recent patron who finally pulled the trigger on joining the top tier.
Leona
2024-02-16 22:42:57 +0000 UTC
Because of who he is I doubt it would've helped. He thought the world was owed to him and there was no way he would seriously pour his heart out to a psychiatrist. I truly believe the way Matt put it, "sometimes, they just come out wrong".
JustTaylor
2024-02-16 21:14:03 +0000 UTC
Your “bread & butter” is a 12 course feast compared to all else. Thank you for sharing your talents!
JUULZ Cia
2024-02-16 14:42:47 +0000 UTC
Just a reminder: Whether you're guilty or innocent, never, ever talk to US cops without consulting an attorney first.
Susan Schnur
2024-02-16 05:48:01 +0000 UTC
Well done, Matt! Thank you.
Susan Schnur
2024-02-16 05:46:13 +0000 UTC
Did they do everything right, tho? Mommy enabled her little darling to a very unhealthy degree. Both parents had to know Joel was an extremely antisocial person. Perhaps some therapy?
Susan Schnur
2024-02-16 05:40:24 +0000 UTC
You made me cry Matt! Damn you!
Joel Dellavalle
2024-02-16 04:51:31 +0000 UTC
For months now, I’ve been saying out loud to anyone who’ll listen, “Henceforth I only want my crime content to be delivered to me in Matt Orchard format.” Nobody does it better, baby!
Evonne Acevedo
2024-02-16 02:59:03 +0000 UTC
What a demented person. And thinking he's so smart, planning it out like a Burke. So sad and shit.
Robot Alien
2024-02-16 02:15:24 +0000 UTC
another matt orchard banger
Aaron Triffett
2024-02-16 01:24:13 +0000 UTC
There has never been a murderer that I have HATED more than this man. Everything about him comes off as slimy, vile, and contemptible. He killed people who loved him for petty selfish gain and his treatment of his mother's body is sickening. Then to have the gall to drag everyone through a trail when he knew he was dead to rights anyway... Complete waste of space.
He probably made 0 impact on society until the murders, and then his net contribution became permanently negative. What a vile human being.
AstarothLuLz
2024-02-16 00:57:10 +0000 UTC
Maybe he achieved his goal after all. He never, ever has to worry about being a contributing member of society again! I hope his parents are enjoying a beer and a smoke in the afterlife 😢
Thanks for another great video!
Kayleigh Moreno
2024-02-15 23:24:19 +0000 UTC
Class video as per usual. Well done! This Guy jr. Is some almighty POS
Nicholas Odonell
2024-02-15 18:32:03 +0000 UTC
I’m so happy you’re covering this 😍 I know it’ll be amazing per usual
Kerry
2024-02-15 18:15:33 +0000 UTC
The "chicken with its head cut off" comment about Joel Jr was a clever touch.
Kurt Narten
2024-02-15 17:59:01 +0000 UTC
Good call. I forgot about that absolute pile of garbage. Grand Tomato.
Inge Berge
2024-02-15 16:01:50 +0000 UTC
It just makes me sad. His parents did everything right and he killed them for nothing. Just an evil human being.
JustTaylor
2024-02-15 15:55:38 +0000 UTC
This guy and Chandler Halderson have been covered a zillion times before, but I still eagerly tuned in to each of your efforts knowing they’d undoubtedly be the best. And indeed they are, by a wide margin.
Warren Commission Test Skull
2024-02-15 15:53:58 +0000 UTC
Grant Amato takes that title and it’s not even close. Murdering your parents and the brother who supported you for an addiction to an Eastern European camgirl is just next level bonkers. The Amatos didn’t deserve to die, especially not
over something so stupid.
Sean McAllister
2024-02-15 15:42:56 +0000 UTC
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot-looking MF'er. Absolute waste of life.
corvdb1992 .
2024-02-15 15:09:07 +0000 UTC
Joel Guy Jr., Chandler Halderson and Grant Amato are the Trifecta of Poorly Executed Parricide, but Joel Guy Jr is definitely the most evil of the bunch.
J-Popsicles
2024-02-15 14:11:04 +0000 UTC
Awesome vid. You rock.
True Crime Loser postulated that perhaps the title of “Literally the World’s Most Pathetic Human” should go to either Chandler Halderson or that Ahlaverdian (sp?) dude who tried to fake his own death by moving to Scotland and putting on a ridiculous accent. 😂
But I think this waste of air is a very strong contender also.
Inge Berge
2024-02-15 13:53:50 +0000 UTC
Nice video, what a completely batshit insane human being!
Everything about this case is crazy. The pot in the Kitchen contained his mothers head, and they determined that it had been forcefully ripped off. He literally ripped off his mothers head and boiled it.
John Mckay
2024-02-15 13:10:24 +0000 UTC
I do have a PS4, but I don't know if I'm able to get Patreon on that. I have tried with the console's browser to disastrous results. I guess I'll try some more, even if watching it on the laptop isn't much of a bother.
Reiken Kayzer
2024-02-15 13:03:23 +0000 UTC
I haven't personally tried this - but if you have a console or browser in your TV you could log into patreon and put it on full screen. Could result in about the same effect? I do that with my internet, non YT shows.
Matt Orchard
2024-02-15 12:45:11 +0000 UTC
Great video as always Matt. And this marks the first time I've watched an early premiere on patreon. You used to have your patreon videos uploaded as unlisted youtube videos. Is there a reason you went for a different video player? I am only asking for selfish reasons, as older patreon videos I could watch on my TV through youtube, but now have to watch on laptop. Not a huge thing of course, but there is something about watching quality videos on a quality screen.
Keep it up,
Reiken Kayzer
2024-02-15 12:36:35 +0000 UTC
This guy is one of the worst pieces of shit I’ve ever heard of. What an asshole. His plan is completely dumb. If he’s gonna frame the dad for a murder suicide, how is he gonna explain the dad’s arm getting cut off? You can’t dismember yourself mate.
Matthew (Zei)
2024-02-15 12:11:29 +0000 UTC
Thank you matt can't wait to watch
Michael Celona
2024-02-15 12:08:43 +0000 UTC
Another great video, Matt 👏 Nailed it with the description of him being a toad, ugly with B.O. An absolute oxygen thief that his mother should have aborted.
Maree K
2024-02-15 11:26:11 +0000 UTC
Very good video! The only thing I'd mention is that the very first line is has a bit odd of an ending to the sentance delivery. That's really the only thing I could say that's off about this video
Jeremy S Stack
2024-02-15 11:17:02 +0000 UTC
Never found an official explanation for it - I specifically avoided any pics with the lump because of that! Potentially late swelling form an injury he got during the altercation with his father, but I'm not sure if the timeline works for that.
Matt Orchard
2024-02-15 10:14:17 +0000 UTC
Oh, and please tell me you know what’s up with his knobby neck. It’s seriously malformed in some of the photos but not all of them. Like a goiter or something. (I hope it hurts.)
YESwayTED 024
2024-02-15 10:11:52 +0000 UTC
This story really gets to me… what a nightmare this must have been to research… thank you for doing that for us! Can’t wait to watch!
YESwayTED 024
2024-02-15 10:06:16 +0000 UTC
Been looking forward to this!!
Maree K
2024-02-15 10:05:31 +0000 UTC