Hello there patrons. Can you believe it's Thursday already? Wow. WOW. I mean really. Get serious. Come on now. Seriously. Thursday? No, I refuse! Source? Do you have any identification? If you're from the gas company you'd have a badge. No you cannot inspect my meter. Okay fine you may, but stay away from my bucket of priceless doubloons, which I keep under the stairs. Now, I must use the bathroom. I have terrible IBS so I'll be gone for at least ten minutes, just let yourself out. Thursday indeed!
It's more important than ever to keep your mind and body in tip top shape, so this week we bring you the full spectrum of mental and physical stimulation. Log titillates your retinals with his rainbow reviews, Joe speculates your imaginationoids with the peculiar views from his kitchen window, and Steve supplicates your glutinates with his intensive home workout routine.
Thanks for everything.