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I was in America for five days, here are my favourite burgers what I ate while in there - A list by J.V. Skrebels

- Pulled Pork

- Yanked Pork

- Fucked Pork

- Baconed Alaska

- Surf and TERF

- The Heart Attack

- The Early-Onset Dementia

- The Excised Cataract

- Tricky Dicky’s Sack of Crap

- Chapter 1, Verse 5, Saint Paul’s Letter to the Gherkins

- Bridge Over Troubled Warthog

- Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Potatoes

- Back, Sack ‘n’ Cracked Black Peppercorns

- My Neck, My Back, Lick My Pussy, Eat Some Guac

- Little Beefy Number

- Cock Blini

- The Farmyard

- The Zoo

- The Pet Store

- The Bog

- Dr. Johnny’s Ass

- Rat Meat Filet

- The Whoppest

- Butros-Butros Yummy

- Bellicose Billy’s Belly Beef

- Chippy Charles’ Chicken Chuck

- Timid Tupac’s Turtle Titty

- 'Whole Uncooked Crab in Bun'

- Le Petit Chapeau du Mayonnaise 

- Just a raw udder perched on a brioche

Comments

In my mind, i read this in logs voice, and it was almost like having here in my head. Almost....

Leslie Alexander

I especially appreciated the notion of the uncooked, live crab in a bun.

Subscribenstein's Monster

Excellent, as always.

Subscribenstein's Monster


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