How em dash HOW em dash is this book not about Charlie hauling in a world record white perch, or at the very least the story of him getting a treble hook buried into his thigh? Why not page after page of Carlisle being tutored in Courtly Italian by some foppish vampire with a high starched collar?!
Nope. What we get is page after impossibly long page of Bella slurping down Toastee-Os while Edward tortures himself wondering whether her using the big spoon means that she hates him.
But it does lead to a fairly strong showing by Conor in Real or Fanfic, the Dumb Sentences flow and we share some harrowing tales by listeners.
For next time read thru Chapter 24!
372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
2020-12-09 14:21:25 +0000 UTCChaos Shadow
2020-12-08 17:23:07 +0000 UTCEmily Brown
2020-10-23 05:17:04 +0000 UTC