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372 Pages We ll Never Get Back
372 Pages We ll Never Get Back

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Episode 73 - Enter Halite

This episode begins with the introduction of possibly the greatest character in the history of the podcast (apologies to Bleriana, Jack Star, and the Robot Pimp) Greg Hale. He enters like a bull, in all his ogling, olive oil swigging, convicted murderer glory.

From there we'll move on to international intrigue, tired stereotypes, Idiot Switch theories, mediocre escort salesmen, and deceptive cities. And speaking of Deceptive, there's this week's Real or Fanfic!

For next week, read thru Chapter 60. Hopefully we get to Midge and/or Jabba by that point.

Comments

You can't make HAM radio operators sexy. We already are.

Bramble&Brew

My wife made a live chuckle love poster for this book

Maji

I love this episode.

Emily Brown

I listen while driving and may have missed it, but did we hit on this amazing moment? "Becker pulled a rose from the center of the room and casually smelled it before letting it fall to the floor. He spun suddenly. 'What can you tell me about the murder?'" I must have read that bit four times just to be sure I'd wrung every last drop of fabulous from it.

Andrea Egg

I just keep picturing Raul Julia in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank saying “I’ll try the password backwards! It’s so simple!” whenever Dan Brown describes network security.

Zach Dewoody

Audio challenge: Dan Brown repeatedly uses “she choked” as a dialogue tag. Can anyone “choke” a line of dialogue instead of speaking it?

Zach Dewoody

Pauly Shore learns Japanese Business culture is the movie I never knew I wanted.

Thomas Shaw

Also-- speaking of passwords-- "Susan had chosen her code at random and had never written it down...five-character alphanmeric...was 36 to the fifth power..." so the shitty five-character password is case-insensitive.

Mark Burger

Halite is easily my favorite, so far!

Andrea Egg

Wow... absolutely the best Real or Fanfic to date.

Mark Burger

If this book does not immediately scrap the existing narrative in favor of following Halite, I will be sending Dan Brown a strongly worded letter.

Paige Hankins

WAIT! "Upload pornographic pictures to his friends?!?!?" My copy says something like "Upload pornographic pictures OF HIS CO-WORKERS!"

Moviegique


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