The early version of the Sonic Winds 2 script

Eggman sits in his destroyed base.

Cubot: What now boss?

Eggman: Those fools think they’ve won.

Eggman: They’ve only delayed me momentarily.

Eggman: I just need some sort of distraction.

Orbot: What exactly did you have in mind?

Eggman smiles menacingly.

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Rookie wakes up in a dark room.

Rookie: What is this?

Infinite: You thought you had seen the last of me.

Rookie looks on scared as Infinite approaches. Infinite then sits on Rookie’s face and begins farting. Rookie then wakes up to Sonic in his room farting in his face.

Sonic: Rise and shine.

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Rookie sits with Cream looking distant.

Cream: What’s the matter? Is the tea too strong?

Rookie: What? Oh, no.

Rookie: It’s just... I had a strange dream last night.

Cream: Well, maybe you just need something to put your mind at ease.

Rookie: Yeah, you’re probably right.

Vanilla: Is everything alright in here?

Cream: Everything’s fine mom.

Vanilla: Well, I’ll be heading out. I’ll see you this evening.

As Vanilla leaves she lets out a bubbly fart.

Cream: Mom!

Rookie laughs.

Fade to black.

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Rookie arrives back at the house and is greeted by Tails.

Tails: Hey Rookie. I could use some help in the garage if you don’t mind.

Rookie: Sure, no problem.

The two of them walk into the garage.

Rookie: So, what are you working on?

Tails: We received a mysterious invite to join some race, so I’m making sure our extreme gear is all tuned up.

Rookie: Great, how can I help?

Tails sheepishly gestures to his chair.

Rookie: Ah, I see.

Rookie and Tails get into position as Tails gets to work. Tails farts in Rookie’s face as he works.

Fade out and back in.

The two had been working for hours but they were finally finished. Tails stands up and looks down at Rookie.

Tails: That should do it.

Tails: We should get some sleep. We’ve got a big day ahead of us.

Tails walks into the house.

Rookie: See you in the morning.

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The gang all walk to the colosseum. Tails orders something from the confessions stand.

As the group advances, Rookie notices a familiar face.

Rookie: Silver?

Silver: Oh, hey Rookie. Didn’t think I’d be seeing you again so soon.

Sonic: What brings you here?

Silver: You didn’t think I’d miss this did you.

Silver leaves.

Silver: Good luck out there!

Sonic and Rookie turn to one another.

Sonic: You should get going. You don’t want to leave Vanilla and Cream waiting.

Rookie starts walking away.

Sonic: Oh, by the way, make sure you meet us in the lockers afterwards.

Rookie: Sure thing.

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The race begins.

Rookie sits next to Cream and Vanilla.

Cream: Hey Rookie, could you please get us some snacks.

Rookie: Sure thing Cream.

Rookie makes his way to the concessions stand and runs into Tangle and Whisper.

Tangle: I’m just saying, if I could get my hands on some extreme gear, I would rock this competition.

Tangle and Rookie bump into each other.

Tangle: Whoops, sorry about that.

Tangle helps Rookie to his feet.

Tangle: I’m Tangle, and this is Whisper.

Whisper: Hello.

Rookie: Nice to meet you.

Rookie continues over to the confession stand.

Tangle: Hey, if it’s food you want, I’d be happy to pay.

Tangle: It’s the least I can do.

Rookie: That’s very nice of you.

The 3 buy their food and Rookie returns to Cream and Vanilla.

After eating, Cream and Vanilla start to not feel well and make their way to the bathroom.

While Rookie waits outside the bathroom for them, Tangle and Whisper walk up.

Tangle: Oh hey. You wouldn’t happen to just be admiring the bathroom door would you?

Rookie: Oh, no I’m waiting on Cream and Vanilla.

Tangle: Figures.

Tangle suddenly rips a wet fart.

Tangle: I feel like I’m about to explode.

The door to one of the stalls opens up and Vanilla comes out. Tangle immediately rushes in to fill the empty stall.

Vanilla: Well, that was certainly rough. Anyway, I’ll go make sure no one steals our seats.

As Vanilla walks away, Rookie hears a quiet fart and turns to look at Whisper.

Rookie: Are you alright?

Whisper: No.

Whisper lets out another fart before nervously looking over at a bush and running towards it.

Rookie looks on in shock and ah at what he’s seeing. Cream then exits her stall.

Cream: What’s going on?

Cream looks over at Whisper.

Cream: Oh...

Rookie: You should head back. I’ll stay here with these two.

Cream nods and walks away.

Rookie looks over at Whisper.

Amy: You!

Rookie looks over at Amy who clutches her stomach. She pushes Rookie into the stall and gets in with him.

Amy: Don’t think I’ve forgotten what you did!

Amy’s stomach growls.

Amy: You better open wide.

Amy sits down on Rookie’s face. The camera cuts to outside as what happens next is mostly left up to interpretation.

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The race ends and Rookie walks down the hall to Sonic’s locker room. When he gets there he sees Sonic leaving the room.

Sonic: Oh, there you are. Listen, Tails isn’t feeling well. I’m going to check on him. I’ll leave you with this though.

Sonic rips ass before walking off. Rookie watches him leave before getting pulled into the locker room.

Rookie: What’s going on?

Knuckles: I just wanted to apologize for what happened back on Angel Island. Sonic did tell me you liked it though.

Rookie: Is that why Sonic asked me to meet here?

Knuckles: Originally we were going to surprise you with some fun but, since Sonic and Tails are gone, it’s just you and me.

Knuckles gets into position on a bench and gestures Rookie to come over. What follows is fart filled fun for the two.

Knuckles: Sonic wasn’t kidding, you really do like this stuff.

Rookie: I love this stuff.

Knuckles: I wish I had more but, sadly, my tank is empty. Sorry the others couldn’t make it.

Rookie: Speaking of witch, do you know what’s wrong with Tails?

Knuckles: I’m not sure. He just started complaining about a stomach ache before the race. As soon as he crossed the finish line he booked it to the bathroom.

Rookie: You think it had something to do with the food truck out front?

Knuckles: Seeing as Eggman is likely behind this, that would make sense.

Rookie: If that’s the case, I should go make sure they’re both alright.

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Outside, Sonic knocks on the door of the outhouse.

Sonic: Tails, you alright in there?

Sonic then hears Tails explodes into the outhouse.

Tails: No...

Tails continues to bomb the toilet.

Sonic: Don’t worry, I’ll take you home when you’re done.

Tails: Thanks Sonic.

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Rookie starts making his way out of the locker room. However, on his way out, he bumps into Jet.

Jet: Hey! Watch it.

Rookie: Oh, I’m sorry.

Jet: You should be.

Jet’s stomach growls.

Jet: There’s something seriously wrong with the food here.

Jet looks at Rookie with a devious smile. He pushes Rookie to the ground and shoves his ass in his face. He then begins releasing farts into Rookie’s face. Once he’s satisfied, Jet leaves.

Jet: See ya round kid.

Rookie gets up and continues to make his way out of the stadium.

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Rookie looks around the front of the stadium. He goes over to the outhouse and nocks on the door. The door then opens revealing Mighty.

Mighty: I’d give that a minute. Otherwise, it’s all yours.

Rookie: Oh, sorry I’m just looking for a friend of mine.

Mighty: I’d be happy to help. I just need to wait for...

Just then, the door to the other outhouse opens and Ray walks out.

Ray: Boy, that was a doozy.

Ray looks over to Mighty and Rookie.

Ray: What’s up?

Mighty: This guy was just looking for his friend.

Ray: What’s your friend’s name?

Rookie: Tails.

Ray and Mighty look at each other.

Rookie: Is something wrong?

Mighty: No, not at all. Let’s just get searching.

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Ray, Mighty, and Rookie all arrive at a bar and Mighty pushes Rookie to the ground.

Rookie: What are you...

Rookie finds himself in a room full of characters.

Rookie: What’s going on here?

Fang: You’re about to find out.

Fang farts in Rookie’s face. After a while he gets off.

Fang: Come on boys!

Bean: Oh boy! We haven’t done something like this in ages!

Bean hops over to Rookie, slamming his ass in Rookie’s face before letting it rip. Afterward, Bark made his way over and, without saying a word, started farting on Rookie. After this, Honey the cat takes her place. As Honey has her turn, Mighty talks to Fang.

Mighty: Alright, you guys have your fun. We’ll be on our way.

Fang: Not so fast. You brought him here, you have to give him a taste of what you’ve got.

Mighty shrugs as he makes his way over to Rookie. He starts letting out farts into Rookie’s face. Fang then turns to Ray.

Fang: You too pipsqueak.

Ray walks over to Rookie.

Ray: I’m sorry.

Ray sits down on Rookie’s face and starts farting. This goes on for a while until Big the cat bursts in. Big picks up Rookie before leaving. While walking, Big accidentally farts in Rookie’s face.

Big: Sorry.

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(Note: throughout this scene, Shade is in the background shitting in a bush)

Big arrives at the stadium with Rookie, he puts Rookie down on the ground in front of Sonic and Knuckles.

Knuckles: What happened to you?

Rookie: I honestly don’t even know.

Rookie stands up.

Rookie: What’s going on with Tails?

Sonic: I think he got food poisoning. I took him home so he could rest.

Rookie: So what about the competition?

Knuckles: We’ve got you don’t we.

Rookie: What?

Sonic throws Rookie Tails’ extreme gear.

Sonic: We better get going. We don’t want to be late.

Rookie: Right.

The three of them get in the Tornado and fly to the forest. As they’re flying, Sonic lets a few farts slip.

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The Tornado lands and Rookie heads off to practice. He passes by Rouge and Shadow who are farting next to each other. He attempts to ride the extreme gear but fails falling to the ground. Wave and Storm see this and approach.

Wave: How pathetic. What are you even doing here?

Rookie: I’m just filling in for my friend. He got food poisoning.

Wave: Well it would certainly be a shame if you couldn’t compete either.

Wave looks over at Storm expectantly.

Storm: Oh, right.

Storm starts walking towards Rookie menacingly. However, Wave’s stomach growls and she stops him.

Wave: I have a better idea.

Wave looks over at Rookie.

Wave: You know, your friend isn’t the only one who ate the food here.

Wave walks over and starts farting on Rookie.

Wave: Come on Storm!

Storm: You got it.

Storm joins Wave until the two are stopped by Jet.

Jet: What are you two doing?

Storm: Hey boss, we were just teaching this chump a lesson.

Jet: I already told you two. If it’s not a fair race, it’s not worth my time.

Storm: Sorry boss, won’t happen again.

Wave and Storm run off as Jet helps Rookie to his feet.

Jet: You’re filling in for Tails right?

Rookie: Yeah.

Jet: Let’s get you ready.

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After a while of training, Rookie was finally ready.

Omochao: The next race is about to begin. Please come to the gate participant!

Jet: Good luck out there.

The two head to the gate to begin the race. The race starts and as the race goes on shenanigans ensue. Jet’s stomach growls and he eventually has to stop to use the bathroom during the race. Meanwhile Rookie gets in a collision with Zavok. Zavok approaches Rookie.

Zavok: You’ve crossed paths with the wrong Zeti.

His stomach growls and he decides to relieve himself on Rookie.

Zavok: That doctor’s cooking leaves plenty to be desired.

As he does this, he is hit by Jet. Jet then looks at Rookie.

Jet: How do you even end up in these situations?

Rookie: I’m not really sure.

Jet: Let’s get you cleaned up. We’ve got a lot of ground to make up.

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The race ends. Somehow Jet and Rookie managed to catch up. In the end, Jet, Wave, and Storm win.

Sonic: You got me this time Jet.

Jet: Until next time Sonic.

The two groups head their separate ways.

Rookie: Sorry if I let you down Sonic.

Sonic: You kidding? You did great for your first time.

Rookie: Thanks Sonic.

Knuckles: I mean, it could have been better.

Sonic glares at Knuckles.

Sonic: Come on. Let’s head home.

The Tornado takes off.

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At Sonic’s house. Everyone was gathered to celebrate the race. Amy was sitting disgusted at Sonic and Shadow’s farting contest until she accidentally lets out a massive fart of her own, Knuckles looks at the group jealous until Rouge cups a fart into his face, Silver is banging on the bathroom door waiting on Tails, and Rookie is talking to team chaotix.

Vector: No hard feelings right?

Rookie: No, we’re good.

As Rookie says this, Charmy sneaks up and farts in Rookie’s face.

Vector: Charmy!

Charmy: Calm down Vector. It’s Espio you’ve gotta worry about. He’s been letting them off in the corner over there.

Vector turns to look at Espio and Charmy flies up and farts in his face.

Vector: Why you little!

Vector grabs Charmy and slams him into his ass farting on him. Meanwhile Rookie walk over to Espio.

Espio: It is unwise to approach me Rookie.

Rookie: Charmy wasn’t kidding, you’ve really been letting them loose over here.

Espio looks away as a silent fart slips out. Rookie grins and pushes Espio’s stomach causing a loud fart to burst out. Rookie then looks over at Silver.

Rookie: Hay, there’s another bathroom upstairs.

Silver flies up the stairs.

Rookie: First door to the left!

Silver bursts into the bathroom and unloads into the toilet. Rookie takes one last look at the party before heading upstairs. Rookie goes to his room and as he sleeps he is abducted by Zavok.

Role credits over Rookie being dragged. Fade to black and fade to Rookie in Eggman’s lab. He has a strange bracelet on his wrist. He looks to see Eggman.

Rookie: What are you up to Eggman?

Eggman: That’s for me to know, and for you to find out.

Eggman pushes a button and, with a flash, Rookie is gone.