Exclusive Sketch #688
Added 2025-11-14 10:47:51 +0000 UTC"Here Comes the Christmas Bat"
Here comes Santa's new little helper! She throws out the cookies and the milk, drinks your eggnog and leaves the fridge open, knocks your Christmas tree over if she finds it ugly... Wait, should Santa's little helper do such things...? Does Santa know about this?
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*Proceeds to look over the Elf Employee List for her name after witnessing her “handiwork”, only to not find Vyra anywhere on it.* I’m sorry, who the hell is this!? Last I checked that’s against protocol to do any of that. Where did she even come from anyway? Did someone send her here? If so, who? Was it the Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge, a Krampus, perhaps either that chaos-happy goat or punk rabiceros from Crossover County? And what’s with that fricking uniform, if you can even call it that!? Why does she not have any pants on!? Why does she not bother to cover up her breasts at least? This is Santa’s workshop, not a f*cking strip club! That’s it! I don’t where she came from or when she started working and I don’t care, tell this bitch she’s fired effective immediately! *And so it was that the manager elf who barked that order mysteriously vanished soon after Vyra was fired and was not found until just after New Year’s where Mrs. Claus paid witness to the horrible sight of his body, previously half buried in a hill of snow, being almost completely devoid of blood, looking like a used up apple juice carton box with the only injury he suffered being a notable bite mark on his neck.* Moral of the story kids: don’t hire Vyra for sh*t unless you either hate this time of the year for some reason and/or quite possibly have a death wish. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everybody. 😀
Tigers Claw
2025-11-15 07:11:55 +0000 UTCYou sure she ain't the Christmas grinch bat?
Doomslayer69
2025-11-14 18:37:15 +0000 UTC
