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Conor's Favorite TekWar cards Part 2

Added 2019-12-30 16:21:14 +0000 UTC

Here are my long awaited Top Ten Tekwar cards 51-100!

The art on these cards, for the most part, plas-sucks, but I truly enjoyed this homage to Mark Trail's Fists of Justice ( ™ Josh Fruhlinger)

This card, on the other hand, looks like it is the first in a very inappropriate series from a Tekwar Deviant Art page

The Goulart-speak is taken to new levels of unreadability in the back half of the series. Bonus points here for: A) Chihuahua and B) Jake managing to get out a very casual complete sentence as a robot throws him into a wall

I love the helpful thumb she's pointing at the (enormous, my god!!!) moon, as if we'd all be glancing around in vain trying to find it if she weren't guiding us.

I mean, clearly this android used car salesman is a disdainful Robot Pimp, right? And they just realized afterward that these cards were meant for 11 year olds and had to retcon him?

At first I thought this was an incredibly shitty unfinished drawing, but it turns out Jake's head is just a vidphone/holophone/plaslink/chatlink projection. Still, if you read a dumber sentence today than "Something labeled 'gaming equipment' was shipped in a large crate to Dr. Gunsmith's casino up on Moonbase I yesterday" I will give you five dollars.

Dammit! I guess I owe everyone five bucks. "Just then the door comes flying off its hinges with a tremendous powing sound."

This is how Mike & I left Sisyphus Brewing after our last live show.

I do not know who Janet or Bryan are, but it appears that the story ends with Jake about to get sexy with Beth Kitteridge under the (now full) moon, so all's well in the TekVerse!