UNUSED IDEAS #2 (sorry for late post)

Hello again everyone! here is a list of ideas that never made it to be a comic, some ideas may end up being used so who knows, you may see one pop up! Drop a comment on the idea you like and Maybe I'll end up doing it!

*Please note all ideas are still in my pool, please do not attempt to create, distribute or use these ideas without my permission*

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Cmon I'm tried of this can't we just do it doggy style for onc

yeah okay then 

Having him peeing in the corner and demanding to be walked.

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He junior you want this stick of Kitkat!? Boy Do I 

Well that's good because your father and I are having a kitkat

We're taking a break

And it's all your fault - kid sad face -

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The wheels of the bus can go round and round all they fucking want KIDS I'M MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE BREAKS BEING CUT

hahahah the wheeeeelss on the buss

WHY ARE YOU NOT SCARED  

-bus slams into wall-

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"Hey buddy why don't we stop in for some Mcdonalds" - in car-

Kid: "YEAH! "

" Mhmmm looks good doesn't it"  -shot of burger-

" Mhmmmmm Hhahaahahahahahaha" - he is sitting isnide the mcdonalds, son is outside in wheelchair at the start of the steps
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Mr krabs Why don't we put a big old Krabby sausage on the menu

Spongebob what have I said about making those jokes

Humour isn't an adequate form of foreplay

Yes, now get this dong harder than the time plankton has for getting the secret recipe

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JUNIoR WHAT ARE YOU DOING in the HOUSE!?
OH SHIT SORRY DAD
-puts wet floor sign down-
Hhaahaha oooooooo yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -pissing on the floor- - dad's face is all like :| -

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K: Mr Banana what makes you so good for me

B: Well why don't you let me inside you and we can find it

K:  Ohhh no thanks I don't like the taste of bananas

B: At one point you will need to sleep 

 K:  -zoom in on kids face looking scared-

B: And I will enter your mortal vessel

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