LOST // UNUSED IDEAS - The best of MAY

LOST // UNUSED IDEAS - The best of MAY

I had about 120 ideas this week, (too many it was fucking annoying) this is the best of the shit and even then uhhh, yeah it's not great

( These ideas may end up being refined and put into a comic WHO KNOWS, I do particularily like the grandma one

Drop some comments, maybe if one idea is liked enough I'll end up refining it <3 :O

All Ideas are property of Me, please do not attempt to recreate, distribute or use these ideas, if you do wish to use one of them you can message me to work something out maybe.)

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He's Nachooo Mannn

Don't forget the cheese Kids

-SPrays hot cheese all over them- 

"JESUS CHRIST IT'S BOILING HOT"

THAT'S ANOTHER DAY OF FLAVOUR SAVED.

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There's a party in my pants and I'm pretty sure my underwear is addicted to heroin - **DRUG PSA VIDEO**

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Timmy I warned you about being a naughty boy and now look what santa's stuffed your stockings with

-pours stocking out-

S...Solar panels?!

COAL HARMS THE ENVIRONMENT BITCH -Punches in the face-

I'M GREEN-SANTA NOW -Knee to the stomach-

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Remember kids, be careful about what you turn into a sock puppet!

If you accidentally pick your cum sock it'll become a non-consenual sexual partner!

T... Thanks barney

#BarneysBits

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Queer eye for the dead guy

MhMmMm Wooawww look at you

From ExeCuted to ExeCutie, He's an absolute stunner

Watching TV - Blank stare

Zoom in - slowly getting erect-

Boner is now prominent "Please go down, this isn't okay"

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Marvel comics, DR STRANGE

Check it out, I made a portal, SO I CAN FIST MY OWN ASS 

-OOOoOO- (as fisting shot)

AND THEN PUNCH CHILDREN

POO PUNCH GO -hand through portal to punch a kid-

Hahaha fuck yeah.

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The vorce luke, wE...we got Divorced

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Jesus and the bear 

Oh shit another ledge, BEAR, you know what to do - SMIRK-

Haaaaaaaa - lets out a bunch of piss-

-jesus runs up the piss-

Holds arm down and pulls bear up-

JESUS AND THE BEAR

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Wife: I know I said I was gonna give up cheese but

Wife: I guess I'm having a little BRIElapse 

Wife: HahahAHAHAA - gun in mouth-

Jerry: God Honey I hate you so fucking 

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If you flip your grandma's wheel chair over, she kinda looks like a snail

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Somewhere in a parrelell dimension

Fuck bruce what happened to you

OH WELL I FELL DOWN THE GOD DAMM FLIGHT OF HUMANS AGAIN

You know, I get the fact that we're stairs and all but I mean surely there is a better way of trasporting to a higher ground other than humans. We're living stairs not living retards jesus christ

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Yo Owen! Can I get some O.J.

One serving of O.J. Coming up Little buddy

As he's drinking it  Achievement unlocked: You just drank a bunch of piss you fucking moron - 

I just DID WHAT

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Look man Just take Whatever you want

Even a Shoulder to cry on?

Uhhhhhh

My Dad doesn't even ACKNOWLEDGE me as a BURGULAR