Israeli Tourists

During a vacation in Mexico you started feeling unwell so you went into one of the public bathroom booths, shortly after - you shrunk down.

Helpless and scared, knowing that there’s a local culture of cruel shrunken slaves black market, which mostly ends up in eastern countries, you’ve decided to look to tourists for help.

So you took out the “shrunken kit” out of your now enormous pocket and dressed up, then crawled out of the booth and into the hot sand until you reached the pavement, then you ran and crawled beneath a concrete bench, waiting for some tourists to pass by.

Finally, you heard a foreign language, you peeked outside and saw 2 beautiful girls walking, you hesitated, considering your options, but then one of them pointed at you.

״קלטי, יש שם מישהו״

(Look, there’s someone there)

You crawled back inside, a bit scared from how excited she was to see you.

“Hey there, you can come out cutie, it’s alright”, she said in a gentle voice and a foreign accent.

״את חושבת שהוא נייטיב?״

(You think he’s a native?)

You heard the other one, asking in their foreign tongue, you carefully peeked outside.

“P-Please, I’m scared”, you called out, “I just need some help”

“Aww, that’s so cute”, she said, “don’t be scared, where are you from?”

“I’m German, please, will you take me to the embassy?” you begged.

Her smile was gone and they looked at each other, you didn’t understand why.

״גרמני, רוצה? לא אוהבת אותם״

(He’s German, you want him? I don’t like them)

The one closer to you asked her friend, you were wondering if they are discussing helping you.

״כבר יש לי״

(Already have one)

She replied

“Ok, you can come out, we know where the German embassy is”, she said smiling, you didn’t know if you can trust them, you slowly crawled outside and stood up, looking at them and gulped, their beautiful legs towering over miles up, size of goddesses, you were completely at their mercy.

The closer one kicked her flip flops away.

״את מצלמת?״

(Are you recording this?)

She asked something the one next to you and she took her iPhone out, stepping back to record the scene, you immediately realized something was wrong, you quickly started crawling back to the crack but *THUD*

The barefoot girl’s big toe landed on your back and pinned you down, you couldn’t get back inside the crack.

They both started giggling as you squirmed beneath her.

“P-Please!!! I just want hel-“ *CRACK*

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Something for the Israelis out there after the gloomy Bella Hadid story 😉

Thanks Gilead for the help with the translations.