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Why do we let Luddites run San Francisco, where the future is built

TODAY: Tony abandons veganism as a group of javelinas destroy a beautiful and not-at-all hubristic golf course in Arizona

And an auto zone employee gaslights Tony about how to spell brakes

ALSO: another one of Trump’s lawyers flips on him and his fans wonder “What is happening?”

FINALLY: the California DMV revokes operating permissions from autonomous taxi fleet Cruise after the company allegedly withheld crash reports.

We discover the San Fran-sickos lamenting the loss of the “innovative” unmanned vehicles.

Music:

Pixies - Havalina

Blonde Redhead - Snowman 

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Comments

Did some digging on the Javelina, and apparently groups of them are called a "squadron". I stan the lil rascals lol

Cook E Crisp

its so nice that newsome vetoed the bill requiring drivers in autonomous semis. always safety first!

daniel


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