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#602 Given the chance I would take both his hands and put the middle fingers in his butt

TODAY: We cover Biden’s excruciating State of the Union speech—including his shout-out to a victim “killed by an illegal.”

We go through the myriad conservative reactions to the geriatric stateman’s address:

“He’s scary!”

“He’s trying to cure cancer because his dad was a pathetic car salesman”

“He threatened supreme court justices!” (If only)

ALSO: the right sees Democrats move to their position on immigration so they get even more racis...

Daeth Chat 500 3/9/2024 Zionist quide to defending genocide

In this weeks episode of Death Chat 500 we dive into the world of pro skater Tim Pool. We also watch Elissa Steamers new part as a palate cleanser before exploring the Zionist guide to defending genocide in the comment sections.

https://www.btselem.org/publications/202210_not_a_vibrant_democracy_this_is_apartheid

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HOW TO DEFEND ISRAEL ON SOCIAL MEDIA: 6 BASIC TIPS FOR UPPING YOUR GAME ONLINE (DEATH CHAT 500)

LIVE IN FIVE!

TIM POOL BEATS THE LOSER TERF SKATER WHO WAS ALSO BEATEN BY A 10 YEAR-OLD, PROVING MASCULINE SUPERIORITY

and HOW TO DEFEND ISRAEL ON SOCIAL MEDIA: 6 BASIC TIPS FOR UPPING YOUR GAME ONLINE

plus RICK RUBIN IS AN ALT RIGHT WEIRDO 

and MAYBE MORE

Last Responders "Love is in the Air"

Last Responders is back!!! Ani joins me to go over 9-1-1 Season 6 ep. 17 "Love is in the Air'

A base jumping proposal gone wrong but not how you would think kiicks off a series of events that is giving Chimney mixed signals while Eddie tries to find love at the driving range and hiking. 

Lucinda Williams- Passionate Kisses

#601 Harry Potter ACTUAL Christian Memes

Today we look at the dubious reporting behind the NYT’s Oct 7th sexual assault piece published last December. 

An investigation by the Intercept reveals a latticework of fabricated, unsubstantiated, and debunked claims of “systemic” sexual assault made by Israeli figures with no forensic or sexual assault training. We’re going off vibes here.

ALSO: we wipe the taste of hasbara from our palates with an incredibly niche Facebook group of ex-Harry P...

Death Chat 500 3/2/2024 Eraser, anti union tik tok and Black White

We revisit Arnolds extremely slept on  1996 film Eraser, watch some really dumb union busting tik toks, then finally conclude episode 5 of Black White. Bruno hates dominos and rose may be catching feelings while Black mom comes clean and tells her new friend that she is in fact not white. 

DEATH CHAT 500 (03/02/24)

Today we're chatting about the cool-gun Schwarzenegger movie Eraser,

Anti-union Tik Toks,

finding out how woke couples celebrated Valentines Day,

and finishing episode 5 of Black. White. 

#600 Failed Sons Under the Stairs

Today we revisit the 1991 Wes Craven horror classic: The People Under The Stairs.

Filled with startlingly frank class and race politics, the film follows a young poor black boy threatened with eviction who burglarizes his landlords—only to find them imprisoning their failed offspring in the basement.

Has any other horror movie featured a tenants’ union? Was this the inspiration for Home Alone or Nothing But Trouble? What will the comments have to say abou...

#599 our Great Republican Party will always be with you, in your quest,for the ULTIMATE JOY IN LIFE!

AND: Truth Social is set to merge with an investment company that seems to exist just to give Trump money

PLUS: It’s Triple Trump as the former President Truths against the Alabama Supreme Court’s anti-IVF ruling. Conservatives suddenly forget that life begins at conception in order to not sound totally crazy, while fascist and religious die-hards celebrate the state’s ruling against reproductive rights.

DYNAMITE- War Inside (cold world, dirty money, big cheese) 2024-02-26 03:58:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Death Chat 2/24/2024

Alex shows Tony some very based metal  then we continue episode 5 of Black White. Scrap booking, Black history museum, and Bruno being Bruno 

death chat 500 Black White ep5.2

TODAY: we do a deep dive on Alex's face stitches

Listen to a based twitter metal band

and finish episode 5 of Black. White.

#598 Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad & Coworker Memes

TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter’s tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country

AND we dive into COWORKER CORE—that special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquaintance you made the mistake of friending on Facebook.

We look at the rightwing memes posted by one of Alex’s coworkers and discover a completely fake but...

#597 Prison labor modern day slavery

Today: Proson labor is not only being used throughout the country and looks mnore like slavery than you might think.

also is Star Ship Troopers fascist?

Buffalo Nichols-Living in Hell 

Minus the Bear- We are Not a Football Team  

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Death Chat 500 It Dont Matter if You're Black White

We start a new episode of Black White where the "Bruno block" Is too strong and foils every attempt to get him to experience racism. White daughter, still in Black face, learns about the storm one must survive in order to become an artist. But first Tony insist that they watch the music video for Micheal Jacksons Black or White. 

Black. White. Ep 5.1

Today we start episode 5 of Black. White., Ice Cube's race-swapping reality show from the mid 2000s.

Will black son experience backlash after revoking the n word pass from his etiquette class friends?

Will Bruno grace us with another music video from MC Midlife?

Tune in to find out!

#596 Sons of Killmonger & Disciple of Dark Brandon

TODAY: Democrats seethe as Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show to give them a dose of reality: Joe Biden is the oldest person to seek election in US history, and his leadership doesn’t bode well for the future of the country. Biden fanboys respond by accusing the comedian of fascism.

ALSO: The Christian Right tries to make a case for Christianity’s inclusiveness, using a Super Bowl ad comprised of AI images of political odd couples washing each other’s feet. Their base responds ...

#595 Return to Cop Facebook

TODAY: We return to cop Facebook for a highlight reel of insane cop memes

ALSO: Tony finds out his new sport golf isn’t as alpha as we all thought

PLUS: a geriatric gang of Guardian Angels assault and citizens-arrest a man they falsely claim is a “migrant”—live on Hannity.

This leads us to a clip of Dr. Phil telling the Fox News host that Chinese Terrorists may be coming through the southern border. What a time to be alive.

Chanel Tres- Walked in the Room

DEATH CHAT 500 (02/10/24)

Larry David assaults Elmo with impunity

We look at the Dave Matthews Band original song for Mr. Deeds

and more!

#594 They Pissed On Flashes Corpse…

TODAY: Democrats own Republicans by trying to pass the harshest immigration bill in decades… in order to give Biden a win? 

We look at specifics from the bill and examine the rightward-shift of Biden die-hards via the Huffington Post comment section

ALSO: Woke game programmers LITERALLY TAKE A PISS on real gamers’ heroes, as the new Suicide Squad video game “Kill the the Justice League” thinks it can do just that without millions of gamers rising...

#593 Taylor Swift is an op. It’s all fake. You’re being played.

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Death Chat 500 Black White ep. 4.3

Today on Death Chat 500 we finish episode 4 of Black white. Nick revokes everyones N-cards when he attends etiquette dinner while Black. Bruno insist on sharing his music video for "middle aged rapper" where he is very critical of rappers .

KAARAHBOO-Running Late 

DEATH CHAT 500 - BLACK. WHITE. ep 4.3

Let's chat

CRASH (2004)

"Los Angeles citizens with vastly separate lives collide in interweaving stories of race, loss and redemption."- IMDB 

We review Paul Haggis 2004 passion project and winner of 3 Oscar awards Crash. 

DEATH CHAT 500 postponed

Hey folks, Alex here. Been busy helping my partner (Ani) recover from pretty intense surgery, so we’re postponing DEATH CHAT at least until tomorrow.

I’ll see how we’re doing tomorrow and keep everyone updated. Thanks for your patience.

Alexander

#HillaryBarbie

TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie’s performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women’s wounds

ALSO: We discover the shocking truth about a beloved comedian. There’s something “funny” about him, alright. Uh, he eats children.

Trauma Bonds- Hi Vis

Expert in a Dying Field- The Beths

Black. White. Episode 4.2

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (01/20/24)

Black son reveals his blackness to the white teens in his etiquette class, and they immediately demand access to the n word, which he grants,

Bruno argues with another successful black guy who ends up thinking he's racist. Why does this keep happening??

Watch the stream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6tC-fZrZ-Q

Music:

Brian Eno - Silver...

I don't need to make threats. I have God on my side.

Today Ani joins the show to tell us about a zionist throwing trash on her pro-Palestine truck and then shouting about it inside her bookstore.

Was this a tactical IDF strike? Divine retribution?

Plus: we cover the recent Florida Library Insanity, as thousands of books have been removed from school shelves, including several dictionaries, the Guinness Book of World Records, and even a couple Bill O'Reilly joints.

We follow many of the banned titles back to the complaints of o...

BLACK. WHITE. ep 4.2

We're continuing episode 4 of Black. White. today. Don’t worry if you haven't seen the rest, it wont make any more sense.

It just seems well below a higher threshold for sarcasm I expect from the Babylon Bee

Today we say goodbye to one of the most "smart young man" candidates there ever was: Vivek Ramaswamy.

He closed his campaign with a "two genders" joke before amassing 7.7% of the vote in Iowa, where many voters saw him as a literal terrorist, and as a send-off, the Babylon Bee uses him for a 7-11 joke.

We explore the Babylon Bee comment section and find their users suddenly attuned to racism, and we hit massive paydirt in a section of the website where users can create their own B...

The Ballad of Don Lemon

Today we return to our roots as we report on a viral Facebook post about 3D printed meat. This is truly a subject that stands on a lot of moral ground.

AND: Don Lemon is moving to X, and a lot of its users are discovering how much they like the former CNN anchor's condescension to black people.

PLUS: Getting desensitized to flavoring your water, watching Oldboy on a date, and insane scenester face tattoos

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