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"I am a racist"

You know it's a good title when I have to put quotation marks around it.

This week we study with horror two extremely Facebook men. The first is a TPUSA reverend who records himself berating LEGO store employees with graphic sexual acts after seeing their pride pins

The second is Daniel Perry, convicted of killing a Black Lives Matter protestor, and whose Facebook account and personal correspondence show an obsession with bloodthirsty right wing memes, a penchant for racism, and communications with underage girls. Can these guys just please be normal

Muisc:

Bruno Pernado - Problem Number 6

Sepultura - Nomad

Comments

Holy shit Keith glad you're safe.

Minion Death Cult

Finally a place where my extensive knowledge of To Catch a Predator comes in handy. Not only is this guy almost certainly talking to decoys in a sting like half the time, there was at least one predator that used the Whisper app to chat with a decoy and eventually try to meet up. So there are decoys on that app 100%. It reads like the chat logs from TCAP as well. Truly incredible stuff

Erin Coleman

I wish, that would have put me right at ease.

Keith

Did this man happen to be wearing a t-shirt depicting popular comic book character Deadpool smoking weed?

antipatterns

I'm not gonna avoid the path in the future, but I'm definitely gonna yell "UPS" as I walk down it in the future.

Keith

Hahaha sorry, I was still working, but I figured that I didn't need to go into details if no one wanted to hear. My route includes a condo complex that I can't drive into because the entrance has an arch that my package car can't fit through, so I park at ACE Hardware next door and walk the packages off. Since I'm familiar with the place I know where there's a path so I don't have to walk all the way around every building. Anyway, I walk through that path, deliver to the two units that I have and then I go back the way I came. There's a guy out in the pathway which leads to his unit, and I say "good afternoon" long before I get to him. I always do this when there's someone who doesn't see me coming to make sure they don't freak out. Plus, this dude is old and fat (not pejorative), and I don't want him to have a heart attack or something and become my responsibility. He says "I knew I heard footsteps" "Yeah, those were probably my footsteps" He says, "I decided not to draw" "Ha, yeah, me too, " glad I'm past him now so I can get on with work, "have a nice rest of your day" Then he starts to follow me "because you know what they say, 'one shot, one kill'." "Oh yeah, they do say that." "Cuz that's what I do, you know. I'm a sniper." "Oh, cool, yeah, that's a job, huh? Have a good one" Now he's been following me for about 100 feet. I can't give you word for word after this, because he starts going into jargon I don't have in my vocabulary, and telling me about these new bullets that don't show up on infrared or some shit, and how they're made with the same flint that's in a Bic lighter, and just really going on for such an uncomfortably long time. He followed me all the way back to my truck talking about these bullets the whole way. Thank God he walked away after I got in my truck and didn't try to keep going. I didn't give him anything, but he just kept talking. This dude is praying that a BLM thug walks down the path near his condo... there are 3 doors on that path. Anyway, I was only worried for like 30 seconds, but I was also in the middle of hearing about the freak who ran down and murdered protestors, so I was just slightly on edge. I'm used to very MDC shit from acquaintances, I live in Ohio after all, but this stranger was so excited to tell me how close I was to being his victim, and probably implying that he knew how to get away with it. Cool world we're living in.

Keith

bro you can't just leave us hanging bro

Wobbly Ryan

I'm a UPS driver in Columbus, and I just had to pause this episode for the most MDC experience I've ever had with a stranger.

Keith


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