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Yet they choose a side with the sole intent to damage the livelihoods of the "guilty" doggy bag company

This week Alex tells the tale of the evil rear-tine tiller he rented from Home Depot

A man with a double masters in "mkting and econ from U of New Mex" schools a woke sjw doggy bag customer in the Q and A section of an Amazon product page

And finally, California outlaws firing employees for marijuana use off the clock, and Washington Post readers ask: hmm, what if a cop were high, exhibited poor judgement, and shot someone he wasnt supposed to? What then?

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Yet they choose a side with the sole intent to damage the livelihoods of the "guilty" doggy bag company

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On the plus side I have found at least several cool rocks of the thousand I've dug up

Minion Death Cult

I can relate to this too much. I got a house that was a landlord special. They dumped all the fill dirt from various projects around the foundation, completely burying it and causing rot in the sill plates from moisture. I had to buy a tiller and loosen and remove at least two inches of soil around the entire house.

I just realized Alexander Edward looks like Robert Di Nero in Jackie Brown but like ten years older

Daniel V. Chilton


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