I'm Just a Sub With a Sense of Humour
Added 2025-02-09 08:47:38 +0000 UTCThe world of a brat is covered in unicorn colours and bedazzles. On this planet, dildos fly and the rain is made of glitter. We don’t take obedience too seriously ‘round here because we’re citizens of Irreverence, so if BDSM is your religion, you’ll have to travel outside these borders to find a church. Nobody will be treating dominance as sacred in these lands.
You could say I’m a kind of D/s atheist. Much as I love BDSM, I’ll never approach it with a straight face or a kink bible in hand. To me, power exchange is about pleasure and fun, so will I be launching myself off this figurative bouncy castle? Damned right, I will.
Some brats use their irreverence to dial up the punishment. Some do it for the fear, and some because they’re as sadistic as their tops. Me? I’m just a sub with a sense of humour. If I want my sadist to dredge up more evilness, I use my words. I don’t cover his car with post-it notes, so my flippancy doesn’t exist to provoke harsher beatings. It exists because I’m me. (Hear me roar.)
D/s can get pretty solemn at times, so something’s got to remind us that we’re doing this for kicks, not designing a two-person cult. If a top has a problem with that approach, he will never be able to love me. He would be incapable of understanding me.
I’m a horrible sub, and that’s okay. It’s okay to be yourself, to celebrate your personality, to bring unique values to power exchange. Absolute submission is not a symbol of my integrity, so I don’t walk the dark and stormy lands of serious BDSM. I wasn’t born for reverence, so if you don’t mind, I’ll be sliding down rainbows instead.
