“Oh hello Mr. Doberman, did you have a good flight?... Of course, he's right here with me actually! Say hi to Daddy little guy!...
Hm, I don't think he understands phones...
No, we're just playing one of his silly little games at the moment.
He keeps running into the bathroom for some reason and dances around in front of the toilet, and then he gets all excited when I catch and tickle him, it's so adorable!...
Yes sir of course, you were totally right, he's been much more relaxed since I put the mittens and soother on him, I should've done that hours ago!... Oh really?...
Sure! I'd love to look after him for another day or two, we're having so much fun!
Isn't that right sweetie?...
That'll be no problem, I had no other plans anyway! Whoopsie, sorry sir but I'll have to hang up, a certain someone's getting a bit fidgety now. Seems like it's time for a quick nap...”
The latest little project folks, some fun babysitter-shenanigans featuring the ever-grumpy Ben and a lovely young mountain lioness taking excellent care of him! :D
This might be her first time humansitting, but Mr. Doberman appears to think she's done an amazing job so far, and even trusts her to keep going for a while longer than initially planned, while he is on a VERY important business trip of some sort, doing all manner of SERIOUS and ADULT business-things of which, naturally, Ben wouldn't understand anything! But be assured: It's all very very important and stuff!
Now if only humans didn't do all these silly weird things, like opening the bathroom door, playing around with their diaper tapes, or climbing out of their cribs during naptime. Sigh. Nobody said being a humansitter would be easy -.-
Hope you like it peeps! <3 <3 <3
Terrence
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