Every Smash Player Dies Twice...

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when they insist the meta has changed and that you couldn’t compete in the modern era. 

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when Hungrybox pops off at your funeral. 

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when your dead corpse isn’t able to beat HugS in a best of 5. 

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when you’re resuscitated in the middle of grand finals only to be timed out by a Sonic player. 

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when Sakurai turns you into a playable character that everybody hates. 

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when your internet history is released publicly and contains a large number of searches for "Pikachu but with big titties." 

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on when /r/smashbros bans your username due to their "no ghosts" policy. 

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when your Twitter account is auctioned off and bought by 4Chan. 

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when top players consider your death a "great thing for the scene." 

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when commentators start calling an early death "pulling a you."

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when the doctor gives you a "flaccid penis" diagnosis mere hours after death.

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when you are revived by the power of friendship, but kind of wanted to die. 

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when your corpse is used as a stage prop at Smash Summit 6. 

They say every Smash player dies twice. Once when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when people forget what color Fox you played.