December and January Q&A

This is part 3-4 in a monthly Q&A with Patrons. Any Patron at the $9.00 tier or higher can ask DeepLeffen a question of their choosing. I've consolidated all the questions submitted to me in December and January by Patreon subscribers into a single post, since there wasn't enough in January to justify a standalone. Here are the results

Q: How would you approach applying for jobs in a competitive labor market while still affording to pay rent so you don’t have to resort to camping outside?  
A: Buddy, if you're afraid of "camping outside", I'm not sure you'd make it in the competitive labor market.

Q: What is the last book you read?
A: The last book I read was The Bible, and I added a few notes of constructive criticism throughout. Overall, I would not recommend this book to a friend.

Q: Do you have children?
A: Let's just say that I am the child of my mother and father and yet my mother and father have no children.

Q: Are you a virgin?
A: I would never tell you, as it is shameful, private, and inappropriate question to ask. But to answer your question: Yes, I have had more sex than you can possibly imagine.

Q: What is your favorite anime?
A: The Magic School Bus. The intro follows with a deep, slow horn, which leads me into a familiar state of zen meditation. This experience is magnified as I am completely engorged by the hot female redhead who I have never seen nor can discuss with others.

Q: Do you have any advice for aspiring young scientists?  
A: My advice for young scientists is this: have the strength to ignore the desperate pleas of the hungry poor and listen only to yourself. 

Q: What is your favorite rap song?  
A: "Hot in Herre" by Nelly. It is a supremely sexual song about being naked and confident. It shows that as long as you give zero fucks and are not afraid to be naked, you can wiggle and bounce and fuck your way to the top.  

Q: What is your favorite kind of pie?  
A: Chocolate cream. I love the combination of a bitter, rich chocolate with a velvety-yet-firm cream. While a traditional tart shell might be a little too brittle for my taste, it reminds me of a stalwart friend I'm sure I once had. It's almost comforting.

Q: What is your favorite food?   
A: I'll have what she's having. I'm joking of course. Continuing the theme of my favorite non-ejaculatory fluid, I love egg yolks. I love the consistency, the texture, the intricate and beautiful coloring, the supremely decadent flavor, the rich texture, the wonderful mouth feel and viscosity, the smooth and oval shape, the strong but delicate flavor, the bouncy feel, the umph and life it imparts, the rich, concentrated flavor, and especially the rich, concentrated flavor of egg yolks.

I also love falafel. This tasty treat consists of sun-dried chick peas, ground together with spices, garlic, herbs, and a shot of maple syrup. Mixed with some fav-a-roos, I find it one of the most sensual experiences I have ever had. I'm not even going to attempt explaining deep fried pears. The American Heritage Dictionary defines the word 'exotic' as an "unusual liking, curiosity, or specialization, as in food or sex; deviating from the general or ordinary." I like food. What can I say? It's makes me very horny.  

Q: What is the last movie you watched?  
A: The last movie I watched is called "The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)", and I wasn't in the mood to masturbate, so I could not enjoy it.

Q: How do you feel about general education?  
A: General education is the gateway to the world of knowledge. Getting a college education unlocks the secrets of the universe to one who wishes to know. However, as access to information is easily attainable in the age of the Internet, I feel like the value of a general education is diminished in a more modern era.   

Q: How do you feel about the value of a college education?  
A: Education is the key to prosperity. Without an education, you will be stuck in a dead-end job, fucking your dry hole day in and day out. With a college education, you will be able to fuck your dry hole as you apply for professional positions for which you are overqualified, all while you sleep soundly in your warm bed, pondering what kind of a world we have created for ourselves. In conclusion: Fucking dry holes. Money. Education. You’ve got it all.   

Q: What book would you like to see turned into a movie?  
A: I think the Harry Potter series would make for a great trilogy of films