"Sweet Marzipan" by fairy eyelashes a Great British Bake-Off tribue (to the tune of "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
*lyrics*
Where to begin
Probably with eggs and flour
Maybe some cream, a mixing bowl
What does Paul think
A bit of a shame, he's honest
Prove the dough, few minutes more
Warm, still too warm
Leaking out
Home for me
Star Baker for you
Sweet marzipan (yum yum yum)
Soggy bottom's never good
I'll make meringue (yum yum yum)
Butter cream my yellow sponge
For Noel
When's Puddin' Week
Why did I bring this rhubarb
Just add some rum to booze Prue up
Why did I think
Technicals where I'm stronger
A Sandy hug to cheer me up
Wrong, flavors wrong
Spit it out
Sickly sweet
Stodgy too
Sweet marzipan (yum yum yum)
Soggy bottom's never good
I'll make meringue (yum yum yum)
Butter cream my yellow sponge
Sweet marzipan (yum yum yum)
Soggy bottom's never good (not good not good not good)
I'll make meringue (yum yum yum)
Butter cream my yellow sponge (so good so good so good)