POLL pls pick your horny

Oi oi, new poll time, betchu down for somethin' 'orny aint ya?

Sorry I don't know what came over me.

Also, if you're noticing an option that was on last week's poll that's now missing, patreon gets erm... angy, at certain tags and themes and as that option's explicitly about those themes, it can't come back here. I'll do it eventually, just in my own time and as a free-bee bonus audio somewhere. Won't be right away, won't be miles down the road either.

Anyway, on with your regularly scheduled democracy.

Keeping Quiet with You Under my Desk This is dumb, this is really dumb, we're gonna get caught. I mean, what, we get the room to ourselves for a grand total of twenty seconds and the first thing you do is get under my desk and unzip my pants. I mean, shit, fantasies are one thing, but... you've cornered me here. Everyone's back now, and I've gotta keep quiet... no matter what you do. This is such a bad idea.

Your Newly Adopted Catboy is In Heat Well that's a self explanatory situation if I ever saw one. Help the little guy out before he bursts, won't you?

In Public, Darling? Only a call away. That's what he said. He told you that pleasure was only a call away. It's... not... not obvious what he meant. He did put that toy in you, afterall. Long range, wireless. Gosh, what a time to be alive. He's smart, he wouldn't do it at a time when he knows you'd get caught, just when there'd be a risk, eyes on you. You've been waiting for your phone to buzz all day.

Don't Spill anything in MY Kitchen You are one of the worst sous chefs I've ever had to work with. You're clumsy, you can barely cook, and you're so bloody skittish all the time. What? Do I make you nervous? Do you need me to show you how to do anything? Well, do you?

I Shall Not Be Corrupted Paladin meets succubus, why this is a tale as old as time, yet as predictably dirty as it gets. The hooks go in, his true self, supressed, denied and treated as an evil by his oh-so-bright-and-noble soul gets to come out. With your track record of corrupting the incorruptible, it won't be the only thing coming out.