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Pob Kills A Child [ Die of Laughter Ep. 10 ]

   A lighthearted note lingers as we drift away from where Hugh once stood, only to moments later find ourselves thrust into the distant thoughts of Pob.

   A goblin of great stature - known thus far for his capricious charm and prowess in the wrestling ring. But what darkness could possibly be hidden inside one who radiates so brightly the light of laughter? 

   To find out, we must go deep

  Not only under the earth and into the depths of Greenvale - but infinitely deeper, into the heart of Pob himself. 

  Could it be that it wasn't always just the sweat of hard training across his brow - and instead the tears of a clown that ran down his forced and chiseled smile?

Join me, as we enter the darkest day of Pob's life - in a tale of such manipulation - such devastation - such soul crushing sorrow, that it would forever scar the land where it occurred, along with the minds of all those who were to bear witness to the horrors of that fateful day.

Have the seeds of a monster been sewn? Or have they simply fertilized the land where redemption will be grown? 


 Find out on this episode of...

Die of Laughter

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Pob Kills A Child [ Die of Laughter Ep. 10 ]

Comments

Bizzle edits these, not stalltt. The “stallt cut that” is a joke because that’s what they say on forehead fables. And at this time bizzle was having housing problems

Collin Price

Sam should mess with the coin. Like flip it like two face

AzathothAri

I put a pipe bomb in the comment section. If that nu nu don’t post it’s about to blow tf up💣

Luke Foster

I burst out laughing at this but I agree the paypigs are getting ornery and the Xanax I mixed into the feed isn’t helping. If anything it’s enabling them.

Luke Foster

Almost time

RatBoy

A lightly edited WIP/raw version released early with just slurs removed (or not I'm not picky) would go a long way to prevent a clinical lack of serotonin amongst the paypigs

Matt Hale

Babyduke is Travis the gnome

Chop Goblin

A few of my friends play DnD on Talespire, seems pretty decent but I've onoy watched then play a handful of times

Mitch T

exactly what I was thinking lmao

DodQiu

first time i understand a late upload, i can't imagine having to make Bryan's story watchable

Jkob00

Dude no that sucks so much

Jkob00

You're not Mr Bizzle... You didn't sign with "keep the sand out of Pinewood Pass".

SugaDaddyP

getting farmed for 5 dollars for another month it seems

Jack

You guys should use tabel top simulator

SweetRyan

i appreciate your effort brother

Matheu

no new episode pay piggies

Mr Bizzle

I'll join you in spirit, brother, I'll shit in the bathtub and lay there

SugaDaddyP

i work on a farm and i WILL throw myself into a tank of cow shit if i do not have an episode to listen to as i work

Matheu

Pathetic. Upscale your company, figure it out and don't make it my problem. I don't know you jokers and I'm paying you money for a product

Spencer W Ellis

Soon so will many of us, if this is the ass schedule you guys have fuckin' dumbfucks

Alan Fernandez

I agree, release schedule is one of the worst I've ever seen. Release more content phucking phaggs!

Alan Fernandez

If the uploads aren’t consistent, the algorithm won’t push them out to new potential subscribers. No wonder the sub count is stagnating so hard.

Luke Foster

In 4 days it will have been a full month without an episode ie my money is literally being pissed down the drain. Come on dude. This inconsistent upload schedule not only pisses off the subs but it hinders the development of the DoL channel. The algorithm hates inconsistent uploads.

Luke Foster

Gonna make me cry

Jackson Glenn

G I V E U S B R Y A N

SugaDaddyP

Come on fellas

Ruben Blake Espinoza

It is consistently 1 month between episodes

Mustard Gravy

HUMGRY!

lumpy log

Feed meeeeee

The Landlord

Stfu robbbb

TokyoThePlug

No consistency in uploads, I’m canceling my sub

Rob

All jokes aside why does stalltt not edit these? We know Bryan's episode has been recorded for weeks but we're just waiting on the editing

Mitch T

This was a really good episode, can't wait for Bryan's story next.

Frickguy123

1 more week sketit. So nice of sam to not make any content at all except a super cut down stream to pass the time between Die of Laughter 🥰

Mustard Gravy

Omfg

Ayekayak Cheese

Truf, the lockpicking was top fucking tier comedy.

GoldRex

This content release frequency is fucking ass...

Alan Fernandez

Exactly my point

DudeFinch

I'm actually really looking forward to Brian's episode. Imo, you guys aren't giving him credit for the hilarious shit he's put through. His lockpicking and being Sam's dad was funny af.

SugaDaddyP

Hear me out. Brian's episode is going to be dog shit. Dude barely puts in any effort into any other podcast episode and the preview at the end of this episode sounded half assed/boring.

hugos13b

When the YouTube time stamp hits 3 weeks ago for the last vid, that’s when I start bitching and moaning on Patreon. Temper thy passion with consistency, young Bizzlesnaff.

Luke Foster

Missed a great tie-in to repeat Draco Mouthboy’s people elbow to explode tiny tink and establish the moves legacy - but there’s always time

Sledgehammer

They went from 3 hour episodes every 3 weeks to 1.5 hour episodes every 4 weeks with no communication. They have made tiny remarks about issues in forehead fables when all they need to do is say there will be a delay and how long to expect the delay

JaeMillz

Dont forget, Bizzle needs his military pension, so might as well pay up.

Maximilian

Dam ur forreal angry haha I'll pay the same (or more sadly) to get less if it keeps them doing it in general for more years , chill out haha

QuakeDea

Lol i hope they make fun of you on the podcast. you are literally the parasocial loser that sam jokes about. why defend them so hard.

blekut

I have no issue with bizzle, or with any of them. If they are having issues or are just taking shit slow so they can take vacations and shit, then tell us. Don’t leave us in the dark, that’s my problem.

DudeFinch

I don't get why people are harassing this show. It's only 5 bucks a month for a really high quality, funny show. It has good visuals, music, story, shit I sit down and watch this like a movie. This is a passion project made by Jizzle D Bizzle. Cut him some slack. Instead, go shit on Forehead Fables. It doesn't take weeks to make a episode of casual conversation. Most podcasts post once a week PLUS bonus content.

Freddy Wong's Dong

Don't mean to be a dick, but you chucklefucks have made 68k in the last 6 months, just off of this not to mention Forehead Fables, I understand wanting shit to be prefect but a month between hour long episodes is kinda fucked. I'm not expecting an weekly episode, but give us a break.

DudeFinch

If Bryan's episode is released by itself without another full episode accompanied with it I'm legit going to unsub from the patreon. If I wait a full month to hear the retard stumble through his characters backstory then what does that make me?

Porkchop

I hope Bizzle starts being a lot meaner to you guys

ZLima

the only patreon I know where the patrons are begging for less work to be done lol

Chop Goblin

I'm wondering how shit Bryan's episode is going to be in gunna love it

brandon fischer

I BET YOUVE RECORDED EPISODES BACK IN THE DUNGEON ALREADY, INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS

The Landlord

and by goblin gas i mean another god DAMN episode I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE JUST SITTING ON PRE RECORDED EPISODES

The Landlord

Kind of… itching for… another hit of that goblin gas rn

The Landlord

More pls

QuakeDea

Fuck you dude we just want updates it’s not hard to get on here and spend 30 seconds on letting us know when it’s posted if you don’t give a shit when it’s posted stfu and keep scrolling us other paying people that would like to know

Top Gun Skrill

Damn Brandon sounds like the lowest type of person and has an ego to match the sad life they have

betsy ross

Happy New Years Bizzle

Kevin Hall

Idk what everyone is saying about it but this are the first and best fillers than any other filler in the world 🌎

Splemy

Yelp the quality has went up tremendously but yea just one a month the only thing that is the biggest downer is no updates on anything

Top Gun Skrill

So is it just one new episode a month?

RogueGman87

And Bryan's will be even less structured I'm sure. You get what you pay for lol

RogueGman87

You’re obviously jobless

Jkob00

Ya, I noticed that too. Its getting harder to really support it. I've said before, they keep getting more and more cool things to buy, but...no one is putting more into the shows. Hire editors, get props, this goes for both the podcasts. Fables is the worst atrocity, remember when they had Wubby and a few others and did 0 research and had 0 questions ready? Gross

Brandon Noland

That reason is that these mfs are impatient little reddit nerds who spend every waking moment bitching about their miserable lives and projecting their daddy issues onto a DND podcast

Luke Foster

they do for a reason you dweeb

Jkob00

Merry Christmas!

Pyromance

Why would they when all the patrons do is bitch and complain

Luke Foster

A true power bottom moment.

Luke Foster

i really believe they refuse to read comments

Jkob00

Bizzles editing in this was amazing but the episode itself was tldr: Kid gets massacred by poob and his dad gave him drugs. Unlike sams episode which had 3 main chapters, but hey that's just me .

Not gergoryt

mommy calls me overdeveloped, she compares me to the likes of albert einstein and adolf hitler and the black man that likes space (i forgot his name) says my mind is an enigma.

Brandon Melicant

Just because you're 15 doesn't mean you aren't underdeveloped mentally for your age. Honestly thought you were like 12.

Alfred Leite

well anyways i just talked to mommy and she said it’s sad that you are complaining about being out $5 and also insulting a 15 year old on patreon because he told you $5 isn’t a lot of money.

Brandon Melicant

Glad you got that off your chest.

Alfred Leite

look dude my mommy does pay for my patreon subscription to my favorite youtube daddy. And I do larp about being a network engineer. I’m not projecting this is me admitting to it! 😫

Brandon Melicant

Stop projecting kiddo. Not everyone still lives with mommy larping about being a network engineer on their favorite youtube daddies patreon.

Alfred Leite

solution sounds simple enough, just have mommy pay for it then it’s not coming out of your bank account and you have more money for cat food for your endless cats and anime waifu posters.

Brandon Melicant

Are you really that slow? Not everyone is having their mom pay for this so some people actually expect something for their money.

Alfred Leite

then don’t sub?? it’s really starting to sound like money is an issue, poor boy.

Brandon Melicant

Not everyone wants to subscribe to a patreon half way through a month and potentially not even get anything for it. It's the simple concept of supply and demand, except the price is already set here, so the demand for episodes is outstripping the supply for episodes and the interest is waning as a result.

Alfred Leite

but money isn’t an issue so why complain?

Brandon Melicant

What? People don't want to wait a month between uploads what is so hard for you to understand?

Alfred Leite

wait so if paying for the service and not receiving the service is not what y’all are complaining about then what is it? I must be missing something because if money has no part then the point is moot.

Brandon Melicant

Not everyone is nine years old with a lifetime to wait between episodes Brandon. I get that you're trying to big league everyone, but if you were really a successful network engineer, you'd understand that the money is a very little part of it.

Alfred Leite

Try any fast food place ever… I don’t really give a shit because it’s like $3 lost who cares, that’s the only similar situation, but here we’re not paying for a product we’re paying for a service, and a service is much less reliable than a product, have you ever heard the term “you get what you pay for”

Brandon Melicant

Imagine going to a store paying for an item and then not getting the item. It's not hard to figure out.

Big Doinks

but why is it getting hard to?

Brandon Melicant

The price isn't the problem. The problem is that you're paying it for nothing when they go a month without an upload. Plus they always upload unlisted on YouTube anyway. I pay because I want to support the content but it gets hard to want to when the gaps between uploads keeps getting wider.

Big Doinks

I agree, as awesome and creative the editing is, it really delays episodes so he can do the cool shit but just less of it or only when it really needs to happen like pobs D20 aerial somersault in xxx saloon

Noah Pearson

I will comment this over and over if I have to. Bizz. You ain’t gotta outdo yourself every time king. Focus on consistency.

Luke Foster

Not ur buddy, and what u think I didn't ask haha

QuakeDea

i think he needs more helpers not more money buddy

Kwolf

If we give more money can we get more eps ;)????

QuakeDea

You def do not have a good job with your level of critical thinking skill. I personally have no complaints, but that does not mean that complaints are automatically invalid just because the price is $5. The vast majority of content online, including most of this very podcast, is free, so $5 is relatively expensive. Patrons are allowed to have criticisms of the thing that they’re subscribed to. If you have trouble understanding this then your brain is bricked.

Purple Lamprey

So pob's original personality is morty

burburr

man y’all complainin about irregular uploads, it’s $5 are you really bitching about $5??? you probably should unsubscribe and find a real job if you can’t handle a $5 hit to the bank account. shameful.

Brandon Melicant

Appreciate the time that goes into making these as great as they are

Forrest Cole

this isn't even a DND show anymore.. its just the boys acting out insane scenarios for the laughs which is cool in its own right. gotta respect the work bizzle puts into the production also, you can feel the love oozing out of it.

Blake

The intro/recap gets longer every episode but the episodes keep getting shorter

Liam Rooney

I did not realize that was going to tag him. I just thought Sam's story about his daughters and bizzle was super cute.

ADollFiddler

I'm still a $10 tier patron on the pod lol, I'm just not that concerned that my money is "wasted" just because an episode or two may be a less entertaining one. I want all the boys to succeed across both shows and I'm not gonna pull support while they're working out the flaws in the system.

Tyler Cisney

Exactly. Go work as a dog catcher, or something. Stop pestering Mr.Bizzle, just because you can't get any bitches on your dick.

ADollFiddler

Oof, we're struggling to keep 40 hours right now, but that is a lot. I'm pretty sure Sam recently said that Bizzle was still working. I do check my phone daily for an upload, but I always feel like the time and money is very little, in comparison to what I get out of it. Plus, Bizzle is just an absolute Chad, so I don't think I could get upset about a project he's working on.

ADollFiddler

That's my feelings on it as well. That's why I'm being respectful and not hostile about it. I'm not worried about the $5, I want the show to continue and I'm okay waiting until things are more streamlined. I wasn't entirely sure if Bizzle was still working or not so I guess that answers my question about "holdups". Much easier to understand the delays. I work like 50hr/week so I can feel the lack of time for my side projects

Tyler Cisney

It amazes me how every episode seems to somehow improve at every level. Great stuff. I'm definitely not listening to Brian's story though. Fuck Leafland.

ADollFiddler

I mean, they do put a fuck ton of work into the editing. Plus, Bizzle and Brian have actual jobs, Sam has a family, and poob is just gay. It does suck waiting for it, but I always feel like the wait is well worth it. I'm sure this is also just a temporary issue.

ADollFiddler

Ngl I do agree (less aggressively) about the massive gaps between uploads even though I do love what you guys are doing. Idk what the actual holdup is beyond editing and putting it all together but hopefully it clears up. Seems like probably half of us are at the same place on the schedule issue. Either way, love you guys. Have a good Christmas and can't wait to see more

Tyler Cisney

MMMM, YES, RIGHT ON TIME

The Landlord

Thank you

Ayekayak Cheese

9/11 for small 13-14 goblin child heroes. Never Forget🫡

Luke Foster

Subbed to the patreon recently in hopes of extra content but all I see is complaints about not enough content. Well looks like I paid $5 for a new ep and I’ll be outta here as soon as I finish it

Savant Laurent

The hunger for content has been returned to safe levels crisis averted.

lumpy log

Fuck, I'm cummin 😩😩😩

BiggFrosty

The animations are so legit but half as many for an earlier release episode would be 100% worth it. P.s. I love pob goblin

Chase Barksdale

thank you bizzle

Paul

Thank you Mr.Bizzle

infktedbs

ppl out here complaining about upload schedule like they aint fuckin bitches irl. Unless they actually aint fuckin bitches irl?!?!?!

RottenRandy

This is my favorite series of youtube-listenins. I've listened to JB rattle his way through that lock a hundred times, but I do agree. I love the high quality edits, but you don't need to do that, Bizzle. Consider the audience, what they're looking for and what you can profit from. In this case, lower quality for a higher quantity does seem a better choice. But thanks for the episode!

SugaDaddyP

I love these, but can we get some more regular upload schedule and bonus patron content? It seems like a bad deal lately. It seems like we hear about the contents of the episode on forehead fables. weeks before this gets released. I know there's some growing pains, and its new, but please. I'm dying here.

endthepainnowplz

Or, maybe, just maybe, act like you give a fuck about the fans and hire some more editors and start actually making worthwhile content. An hour and a half after a month... Twice?!? Garbo, and everyone including DoL guys know that.

Alan Fernandez

Ahh, so I see you are a masochist. Well, just so happens that I am not. Fuck that. Get yo shit together production team... Milking it like you have been is ass and will come around to people cancelling the script.

Alan Fernandez

I love the way they’re doing it. Makes me angry, makes me sad, makes me horny (in a way). You just don’t understand

ShapedG

On God.

Grelk

Love the content but being subscribed to the patreon is almost a waste of time. Hire some editors, Bizzle shouldn't have to mastermind this whole thing and edit too. This series could be a serious cash cow if you didn't starve your audience of content. Love you guys.

Porkchop

Me and my Gf watch this together in bed thanks we are gonna try dnd soon :)

Chargerboi

Aw fuck 😩😩

Not Aboutit

Thanks bizzle ❤️

GubogMeatLord

This shits like crack don’t stop.

Rodriguez

I already commented this before but, Bizzle PLEASE upload the raw version of Bryan's slog 7 hour backstory to the patreon. We are all BEGGING you don't cut it up man.

pisro

agreed but it is what it is

Auston Mills

$11k a month , hire some help, regardless.... love the content

Brandon Noland

More DoL is the only Christmas present I wanted this year <3

Slivyr

Was hoping for allot more content, considering a month long wait

Draven

Truly a thug tear moment.

Carlos Madrigal

YYEEESSSSSS

Conor Mohan

I feel like it would have been worth a lot more to edit for 2 months and get all the dreams into one extra long episode rather than 3 months and get 3 half episodes

JaeMillz

hell yeah, hope you guys are having a great holliday season!

Andrew

3 days early lets go 🔥. Almost got to a full month 😮‍💨

Mustard Gravy

Oh yeah baby! I’ve been Chomping at the bit for this! It feels like Christmas came early!

MeatyusBallyus

I love you bizzle remember that

rezon

great episode boys

Dumass

whoo

Auston Mills


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