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Goodbye Horsemen [ Die of Laughter Ep.3 ]

Fail at lockpicking once, shame on you. Fail at lockpicking twice...three times...four times...what the hell are you doing with that door Jerry?


  Climb atop the great goblin, sit back, relax, and listen in wonder - as Pob, Hugh, and JB continue to accomplish next to nothing - encountering wrestling bounty hunters, and wandering the tavern with erections, as they question the inner workings of the world around them.

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Video Link : https://youtu.be/wVX22d0_cg0

Goodbye Horsemen [ Die of Laughter Ep.3 ]

Comments

That's one

Evan C. (DarthRetardus)

Every day there's not a new episode a homeless man shall pay

Evan C. (DarthRetardus)

Men have turned to rabid dogs in these barren lands.

matthew holbert

id pay $10 if it meant staltt could help bizzle with the editing because i need this 4th episode

Malgre

Perhaps Bizzle demands a sacrifice... I will volunteer, brothers.

Your Wife's Boyfriend

I bet you feel real stupid right now

Erik Williamson

Starve them Bizzle, weed out the weak

G33

joined the patreon to get early episodes only to be cucked immediately

Mustard Gravy

I do not understand what this creature says in elder speak, But I can understand what he wants just by feeling and mutual understanding and agree with his demand. DO NOT DISSRESPECT THIS ELDER GOD!

xspacewars

On a more positive note, I hope our ravenous lust for more DnD haha funnies is taken as the well meaning support of your lovingly crafted show it really is... G̶̠̃Ḯ̸̢̖V̶̦͈̮̽̏͝E̶̻͋̈́͂ ̵͕̦̰̀̅̾U̵̢͎̫͂̓͠S̸̥͌ ̶̟̲͉̕T̸̥͚͆̈̈́H̵͉̞̖̾͝È̵͈͓̓͘͜ ̵̼͆͊̿É̸̼P̵̩͖̲̃I̴̡͠S̴̜̯̆O̶̝͙͐̽͘D̴̺̄̄Ë̶͖ ̶̢͗͘B̵̪͋͋̄Ï̵͎̩̦̓͝Z̵̧͂Z̴̜̎L̶͓̇̓̈́ͅḘ̵͈̹͗

Michael Bruh

Honestly I did not think it was going to be so bad wtf 😂

Brandon goodnow

at this point its a power move withholding the next episode. they are seeing how long they can string us along before we wont eat anymore shit.

Mojanks

Hurry up you fucking cunts

Zander Griffin

i love that every day a new cluster of comments about needing the next episode is made. we all know this dnd is a huge hit and will grow way bigger for sure.

ProphetBigDaddy

Probably the most suspenseful session of dnd I’ve ever seen

Dark Nipples

I've been itching my skin so much from the lack of episdoes that i now look like herald from fallout 1

Kwolf

This didn’t age well.

Levi Johnson

nah, we chillin. dont rock the boat

Mojanks

we're all ITCHIN MAN!

looper1235

please me want milkies

The Wok

I am breaking up Styrofoam to craft a molotov cocktail

Matt Hale

people are going insane in this comment section

Matt

Sam I know where you live.

xspacewars

Just a crumb of laughter pls

Dom3030

if there is no content I'm going to spam your youtube asking for more kenshi videos.

Arphaxad 101

I would personally also like to express my dissatisfaction with the lack of content. I need to laugh. PLEASE.

Hectiqal

I personally intend to perish from this earth if there is no podcast soon. Not suicide, I will just fade away.

Your Wife's Boyfriend

alright all the fuckers saying that he uploads every 10 days look like idiots right now. now gimme video pwease

Kwolf

They someone play the game for 3 hours, get about 30 minutes worth of actual actions done, and then 12 hours pass in the game-world…

Joshua Pierce

oi wheres my fucking content

BONEM69

rolled a nat 1 on upload schedule

JebusReist

holy cow please drop episode

Arphaxad 101

Not having a new episode is turning people feral

John Smith

I would literally give you the blood of my first born to you bizzle!

xspacewars

Mr.Bizzle, please I need to feed! I need to feel alive again, only you can provide me the sustenance I require to live on.

xspacewars

10 days is the pattern so it probably will be

Borbo

Episode 4 today?

Maverick Carter

ion get people like you

Andrew D Clark

You’re fucking me

Master Willis32

Where ep?

Dom3030

Okay so when the flipping fuck is the next ep

Codym8

I woke this morning to see runes on the walls of my house, scratched and splatted in blood and excrement.. The runes and glyphs read , "DIE OF LAUGHTER "........that's when I realised I am not proficiency in acient language. 😕

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

If your brain wasn't entirely smooth you could probably tell they're releasing them every 10 days. The last one was 9 days ago. I assume that math is too complicated for you so it's 1 more day, bud

Tate Davenport

my wife left me and now im having episodes of schizophrenia of me waking up and seeing a new episode but there's no episode. My life is slowly diminishing. please mr.bizzle...please

Kwolf

im going through withdrawals please i need more

Adam McHugh

Seriously wheres the new ep

Deucey D

Fucking love these guys id fuck em

maso peso

My patience is running low Bizzle you’re about to make me join the 22 a day club

Hunter Biden

Need... moreee..... please....

Yeoxng

The Infant General and the Hermit, milks the Drug Trafficker and the Youthful Alcoholic for all their talent.

Jett

Mr.Bizzle, I would suck you off right now for the next episode.

xspacewars

bizzles doing the lords work babysitting these artistic kids

Rat Dood

If Bizzle is editing this all by himself AND DM'ing then he's probably working overtime to get this stuff out.

Oliver J. Shagnasty

I need my fix of the same tavern over and over. If I don't get it soon I might have to construct an actual fantasy style inn as a close second for the experience.

Michael Bruh

God damn bunch of fucking crybaby’s in this comment section, love the dnd so far though

Unyx

Where's the new ep

Deucey D

aint no way, i have been rewatching a episode everyday too. drooling at this patreon page looking for the next episode. TT

ProphetBigDaddy

Gotta big week coming up would be nice if we could get something tomorrow 😪

THebigstick2509

Eh, it’s like the Podcast you can’t expect regular uploads from this guy.

Jkob00

no joke (Kwolf IS RIGHT) I come here every day hoping for a new episode, and if there's no episode, I'll rewatch the 3 episodes every single day... please release episode 4. I'm to going crazy

GummyDummy

I'm going fucking insane

xqoalo

I agree with my idea I just came up with myself, Bizzle should become the 4th host of the podcast

Erik Birkeland

I’m slowing slipping into this sort of pattern

James Clover

Bizzle you have the power to save this man. And yet you do nothing.

Logan Hastings

im slowly losing my sanity without the 4th episode of DnD. Everyday I wake up and im thrilled to see if theres another episode that has released but im mistaken everyday. My wife has lost me because i refresh the patreon page every 5mins but with no success and now my wife says i need to get my sh*t together or we'll have to divorce. Please bizzle do whats needed.

Kwolf

Love the podcast! Need the next episode for my flight tomorrow so I can see you dipshits get smacked up as soon as you leave that tavern!

Peter Kinirons

I agree with Poob's idea, six million was too few.

ADollFiddler

I agree with Rian's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast

Three dwarves in an overcoat

I agree with THebigstick2509's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast

Rian

I agree with Levi Johnson's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast

THebigstick2509

I agree with Raiden1000’s idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.

Logan Hastings

When’s the new episode dropping you bunch of chode jugglers

Hunter Biden

I agree with Kwolf's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.

Raiden1000

I agree with Levi Johnson's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.

Kwolf

I agree with xspacewars’ idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.

Levi Johnson

I agree with Rick Wad's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.

xspacewars

After listening to these I firmly believe Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast

Rick Wad

When does new episodes come out?

Eric Mcgonigal

Wheres episode 7?

Emmett Cafferky

I'm calling it now, Sam is going to have sex with *something* before episode 10 and I live in fear of that episode

Three dwarves in an overcoat

Id be happy if they released an unedited version for patreon people along with the normal edited version.

Borbo

I have another addiction now and it's this D&D show, I need another fix

Evan C. (DarthRetardus)

This and Forehead Fables are the only content I pay for, worthwhile since this brings me more enjoyment than any netflix or hulu subscription would. Keep it up, because ill keep paying as long as you do.

looper1235

Money well spent imo, hardest I’ve laughed in years.

God

Anyone bitching about paying $5 for the just the episode early is missing the point, it’s about directly supporting a creator first, benefits second.

Wallfish

Where are the RP outfits.

K P

These are fucking amazing, keep it up guys

xqoalo

i need the next episode now

Ethan Beamish

I’m on Patreon for a bunch of podcasts so I can get the uncut/unedited version. I much prefer the few seconds of silence and a joke then a polished cut for time version

Logan Hastings

not when they're making jokes because it cuts randomly and they're done laughing at something that would've been cool to keep in

Kwolf

New episodes when?

TCM

Editing is what makes it good. 3 hours of plain footage would be hell. If they were actually doing much besides siting in the tavern sure could go without the editing but as it is now its absolutely necessary .

EightySixThat

Team tavern

John Smith

please dont ignore

fuckyoujim

Can we get posts of the artwork? I’m not always watching the video and I probably missed some cool art

Logan Hastings

I’m really curious how long they can stretch it

Logan Hastings

Do not ignore this

Logan Hastings

Ignore this retard ^

123

I don’t really like the editing, it makes the whole thing harder to follow. Please leave it uninterrupted.

Recon

My god bizzle is the best dm ever

Alek

Sam if you leave the tavern they win dont feed into it bizzles got some wacky characters lined up to walk right through that door

MinerKid74

I'm not sure why I haven't used that word, despite constantly changing letter locations as some form of stupid joke. Thank you.

ADollFiddler

bizzle has the patience of a saint

Callus Phallus

I want you fuckers to leave the tavern so bad but you've still made me cry laughing multiple times, even trade I guess.

Salem Sauce

i need more this shit is like crack

Johnny J

episode 4 when?

Narwall21

Good. Content.

Sam Shipman

The only people mad about the Tavern bit have to be D&D nerds cause so far this pod is hilarious. These guys have been pretty open about this shit not being serious for a while, so don't expect some grand journey or anything. They're gonna be a trio of miscreant bumble fucks the whole campaign, so buckle up freaks!

GRUzader

Oh the pod is hilarious don't get me wrong, but I've been subbed to Sam for 8 years and this is the first time I've been annoyed. And I'm saying that as an audio listener of forehead fables. If 5 bucks just gives me early access then I'll just wait to resub when it feels like more than just Poob & Bizzle are putting in effort

GRUzader

Alternate title: "A Tavern, Where Else?"

Gurkle

itching for ep4

Malgre

Nah man the tavern is hilarious

Isaiah Land

can you guys idfk leave the tavern within the next 12 eps plz

fuckyoujim

I would watch 5 episodes of them in the tavern. It would be pretty amusing if their shenanigans led to the downfall of the entire establishment and Kurtz seeks his revenge on them. Perhaps even the destruction of the tavern impacts the local area enough that travellers stop spending as much money there, drying up a once prosperous settlement and the trio must evade Kurtz wrath and the townsfolk.

Speed Weed

Very awesome you include a video link to unlisted videos. I feel like I'm part of a secret society.

Speed Weed

I really dont mind when they talk over each other on forehead fables but it’s so fucking annoying when bizzle is trying to dm and explain shit and Sam and Bryan just keep fucking interrupting. And for the love of god leave the fucking tavern it’s not funny anymore.

Ben Wilson

Bizzle is the most patient creature on the face of this planet. Not leaving the tavern is fucking hilarious, but as the DM I would be ripping my hair out lmao. Keep up the good work mentlegen

Jacob Watkins

the show is mad funny, just getting old being in the tavern for so long. I would really like to see them leave, explore the world, and get into actual combat.

Bobs

Don’t listen to GRUzader… he/she doesn’t know what he/she talking about. There’s some really funny parts, that had me laughing for a very long time. As if I was dying of Laughter. $5 is a really generous price for what you guys offer. This is not a (joke/sarcasm/prank/roast/disrespect) I truly seriously mean this (“from the bottom of my heart to the top of it”,) this is my everything to me. ❤️😍🥰😘

GummyDummy

Not bothered by the tavern bits (cause it's actually hilarious) like the pussies above, but this isn't worth the 5 bucks. Only reason to stay subbed to this is pity for Bizzle, otherwise it's just forehead fables with DnD themed bits but about half as coherent. Just gonna wait for it to be released to the public instead.

GRUzader

Leave the fucking tavern

Shawn

Dude it's so so so so so so funny that they never leave the tavern it's so funny and original

Logan S

Can’t wait for episode 24 where Pob Goblin is thrown out of the tavern and melts in the sun

Scaramouche

You guys are actively sabotaging this show and its chances of success if you do not leave the tavern.

Gangreen

Just making a suggestion. I know that makes my sessions fun

Mathew Thompson

They don't need to do anything my man, if they are having fun what's it to you?

BIlly Braddock

Please god leave the tavern

fish eggs

Such good content and amazing work on Bizzles behalf. wont lie its getting boring being in that inn for so long, starting to believe that not leaving the starting area is the perfect joke that Bizz is not in on.

Oscar

Bizzle could do what ever he wants ...." you wake changed and gaged ...a filthy sand elf stands before you".

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

They'll do it soon enough. Bizzle doesn't seem bothered, so I think they'll get bired of it.

ADollFiddler

Another banger of a episode, bizzle must be losing his mind with the whole tavern thing. Good job boys 👍

Kalle Hokkanen

As a person who dm's I'd love to see them leave the tavern and explore the world bizzle made for them since he probably put in a lot of time and effort into it

LostDweller

Honestly I hope they do

LostDweller

when are we getting an animated version?

jenksesis

TAVERN BOYSSS LETS GOOOO BIZZLE

Matt

This shit bussin, it makes my shit look mid frfr. Smh my head 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Sam

Thank you bizzle, you are now Sam's boss. Make the little man squirm.

BigSullyD

praise bizzle, praise stallt

Noah Tracy

You’re the best Bizzle thank you

SailorVeenus

Sam stealing from his friends, what's new

Bane of Izalith

Been waiting for this since the millisecond I finished the second one let's gooo

brandon fischer

sweet lord, i just smoked so this is gonna be a treat to listen to

Rat Dood

They should implement the rule my group uses. If you say it your character does it. No turning back. It makes the session move along and makes things interesting

Mathew Thompson

Thank god I was about to lose faith, may poob bless us all with his mighty voice

xspacewars

the better patreon

Devin McDaniel

Y'all really had to upload this while I'm at work

Averagegopnik

Thank you bizzle

Queso

I hope not

ShapedG

We leaving the tavern this time?

Ryan Murphy

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!

Pino

YEAH BUDDY. I HOME I CAN SEE SOME TAVERN ACTION

ShapedG

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhh

colt

LETS GO

Kevyn Wolf

You guys are dumb

ADollFiddler

cuties

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