Goodbye Horsemen [ Die of Laughter Ep.3 ]
Added 2022-07-26 21:40:36 +0000 UTC
Fail at lockpicking once, shame on you. Fail at lockpicking twice...three times...four times...what the hell are you doing with that door Jerry?
Climb atop the great goblin, sit back, relax, and listen in wonder - as Pob, Hugh, and JB continue to accomplish next to nothing - encountering wrestling bounty hunters, and wandering the tavern with erections, as they question the inner workings of the world around them.
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Video Link : https://youtu.be/wVX22d0_cg0
That's one
Evan C. (DarthRetardus)
2022-08-08 19:43:16 +0000 UTC
Every day there's not a new episode a homeless man shall pay
Evan C. (DarthRetardus)
2022-08-07 19:21:12 +0000 UTC
Men have turned to rabid dogs in these barren lands.
matthew holbert
2022-08-07 18:35:57 +0000 UTC
id pay $10 if it meant staltt could help bizzle with the editing because i need this 4th episode
Malgre
2022-08-07 18:07:43 +0000 UTC
Perhaps Bizzle demands a sacrifice... I will volunteer, brothers.
Your Wife's Boyfriend
2022-08-07 16:04:17 +0000 UTC
I bet you feel real stupid right now
Erik Williamson
2022-08-07 13:30:56 +0000 UTC
Starve them Bizzle, weed out the weak
G33
2022-08-07 13:02:30 +0000 UTC
joined the patreon to get early episodes only to be cucked immediately
Mustard Gravy
2022-08-07 12:27:39 +0000 UTC
I do not understand what this creature says in elder speak, But I can understand what he wants just by feeling and mutual understanding and agree with his demand. DO NOT DISSRESPECT THIS ELDER GOD!
xspacewars
2022-08-07 12:23:22 +0000 UTC
On a more positive note, I hope our ravenous lust for more DnD haha funnies is taken as the well meaning support of your lovingly crafted show it really is... G̶̠̃Ḯ̸̢̖V̶̦͈̮̽̏͝E̶̻͋̈́͂ ̵͕̦̰̀̅̾U̵̢͎̫͂̓͠S̸̥͌ ̶̟̲͉̕T̸̥͚͆̈̈́H̵͉̞̖̾͝È̵͈͓̓͘͜ ̵̼͆͊̿É̸̼P̵̩͖̲̃I̴̡͠S̴̜̯̆O̶̝͙͐̽͘D̴̺̄̄Ë̶͖ ̶̢͗͘B̵̪͋͋̄Ï̵͎̩̦̓͝Z̵̧͂Z̴̜̎L̶͓̇̓̈́ͅḘ̵͈̹͗
Michael Bruh
2022-08-07 12:14:42 +0000 UTC
Honestly I did not think it was going to be so bad wtf 😂
Brandon goodnow
2022-08-07 11:46:09 +0000 UTC
at this point its a power move withholding the next episode. they are seeing how long they can string us along before we wont eat anymore shit.
Mojanks
2022-08-07 11:41:20 +0000 UTC
Hurry up you fucking cunts
Zander Griffin
2022-08-07 11:16:14 +0000 UTC
i love that every day a new cluster of comments about needing the next episode is made. we all know this dnd is a huge hit and will grow way bigger for sure.
ProphetBigDaddy
2022-08-07 09:31:16 +0000 UTC
Probably the most suspenseful session of dnd I’ve ever seen
Dark Nipples
2022-08-07 06:33:36 +0000 UTC
I've been itching my skin so much from the lack of episdoes that i now look like herald from fallout 1
Kwolf
2022-08-07 06:01:35 +0000 UTC
This didn’t age well.
Levi Johnson
2022-08-07 05:50:59 +0000 UTC
nah, we chillin. dont rock the boat
Mojanks
2022-08-07 05:33:49 +0000 UTC
we're all ITCHIN MAN!
looper1235
2022-08-07 03:34:23 +0000 UTC
please me want milkies
The Wok
2022-08-07 03:13:09 +0000 UTC
I am breaking up Styrofoam to craft a molotov cocktail
Matt Hale
2022-08-07 02:48:50 +0000 UTC
people are going insane in this comment section
Matt
2022-08-07 02:37:56 +0000 UTC
Sam I know where you live.
xspacewars
2022-08-07 02:23:57 +0000 UTC
Just a crumb of laughter pls
Dom3030
2022-08-07 01:21:46 +0000 UTC
if there is no content I'm going to spam your youtube asking for more kenshi videos.
Arphaxad 101
2022-08-07 01:09:14 +0000 UTC
I would personally also like to express my dissatisfaction with the lack of content. I need to laugh. PLEASE.
Hectiqal
2022-08-06 23:09:18 +0000 UTC
I personally intend to perish from this earth if there is no podcast soon. Not suicide, I will just fade away.
Your Wife's Boyfriend
2022-08-06 20:24:40 +0000 UTC
alright all the fuckers saying that he uploads every 10 days look like idiots right now. now gimme video pwease
Kwolf
2022-08-06 20:22:54 +0000 UTC
They someone play the game for 3 hours, get about 30 minutes worth of actual actions done, and then 12 hours pass in the game-world…
Joshua Pierce
2022-08-06 19:51:01 +0000 UTC
oi wheres my fucking content
BONEM69
2022-08-06 13:36:34 +0000 UTC
rolled a nat 1 on upload schedule
JebusReist
2022-08-06 13:13:15 +0000 UTC
holy cow please drop episode
Arphaxad 101
2022-08-06 11:33:45 +0000 UTC
Not having a new episode is turning people feral
John Smith
2022-08-06 11:28:24 +0000 UTC
I would literally give you the blood of my first born to you bizzle!
xspacewars
2022-08-06 11:00:30 +0000 UTC
Mr.Bizzle, please I need to feed! I need to feel alive again, only you can provide me the sustenance I require to live on.
xspacewars
2022-08-06 10:59:39 +0000 UTC
10 days is the pattern so it probably will be
Borbo
2022-08-06 05:25:15 +0000 UTC
Episode 4 today?
Maverick Carter
2022-08-06 04:08:45 +0000 UTC
ion get people like you
Andrew D Clark
2022-08-06 03:05:22 +0000 UTC
You’re fucking me
Master Willis32
2022-08-06 02:47:02 +0000 UTC
Where ep?
Dom3030
2022-08-06 02:18:44 +0000 UTC
Okay so when the flipping fuck is the next ep
Codym8
2022-08-06 01:36:18 +0000 UTC
I woke this morning to see runes on the walls of my house, scratched and splatted in blood and excrement.. The runes and glyphs read , "DIE OF LAUGHTER "........that's when I realised I am not proficiency in acient language. 😕
Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities
2022-08-06 00:43:18 +0000 UTC
If your brain wasn't entirely smooth you could probably tell they're releasing them every 10 days. The last one was 9 days ago. I assume that math is too complicated for you so it's 1 more day, bud
Tate Davenport
2022-08-06 00:06:29 +0000 UTC
my wife left me and now im having episodes of schizophrenia of me waking up and seeing a new episode but there's no episode. My life is slowly diminishing. please mr.bizzle...please
Kwolf
2022-08-06 00:05:13 +0000 UTC
im going through withdrawals please i need more
Adam McHugh
2022-08-05 17:39:27 +0000 UTC
Seriously wheres the new ep
Deucey D
2022-08-05 11:33:22 +0000 UTC
Fucking love these guys id fuck em
maso peso
2022-08-05 06:09:17 +0000 UTC
My patience is running low Bizzle you’re about to make me join the 22 a day club
Hunter Biden
2022-08-05 05:57:54 +0000 UTC
Need... moreee..... please....
Yeoxng
2022-08-05 04:32:59 +0000 UTC
The Infant General and the Hermit, milks the Drug Trafficker and the Youthful Alcoholic for all their talent.
Jett
2022-08-05 02:53:04 +0000 UTC
Mr.Bizzle, I would suck you off right now for the next episode.
xspacewars
2022-08-05 02:52:56 +0000 UTC
bizzles doing the lords work babysitting these artistic kids
Rat Dood
2022-08-05 02:52:16 +0000 UTC
If Bizzle is editing this all by himself AND DM'ing then he's probably working overtime to get this stuff out.
Oliver J. Shagnasty
2022-08-04 18:32:30 +0000 UTC
I need my fix of the same tavern over and over. If I don't get it soon I might have to construct an actual fantasy style inn as a close second for the experience.
Michael Bruh
2022-08-04 17:33:26 +0000 UTC
God damn bunch of fucking crybaby’s in this comment section, love the dnd so far though
Unyx
2022-08-04 12:57:24 +0000 UTC
Where's the new ep
Deucey D
2022-08-04 11:41:08 +0000 UTC
aint no way, i have been rewatching a episode everyday too. drooling at this patreon page looking for the next episode. TT
ProphetBigDaddy
2022-08-04 11:08:48 +0000 UTC
Gotta big week coming up would be nice if we could get something tomorrow 😪
THebigstick2509
2022-08-04 10:34:07 +0000 UTC
Eh, it’s like the Podcast you can’t expect regular uploads from this guy.
Jkob00
2022-08-04 06:52:32 +0000 UTC
no joke (Kwolf IS RIGHT) I come here every day hoping for a new episode, and if there's no episode, I'll rewatch the 3 episodes every single day... please release episode 4. I'm to going crazy
GummyDummy
2022-08-04 06:03:12 +0000 UTC
I'm going fucking insane
xqoalo
2022-08-04 05:30:13 +0000 UTC
I agree with my idea I just came up with myself, Bizzle should become the 4th host of the podcast
Erik Birkeland
2022-08-04 05:07:34 +0000 UTC
I’m slowing slipping into this sort of pattern
James Clover
2022-08-04 02:54:48 +0000 UTC
Bizzle you have the power to save this man. And yet you do nothing.
Logan Hastings
2022-08-04 01:14:12 +0000 UTC
im slowly losing my sanity without the 4th episode of DnD. Everyday I wake up and im thrilled to see if theres another episode that has released but im mistaken everyday. My wife has lost me because i refresh the patreon page every 5mins but with no success and now my wife says i need to get my sh*t together or we'll have to divorce. Please bizzle do whats needed.
Kwolf
2022-08-04 00:38:56 +0000 UTC
Love the podcast! Need the next episode for my flight tomorrow so I can see you dipshits get smacked up as soon as you leave that tavern!
Peter Kinirons
2022-08-03 22:14:48 +0000 UTC
I agree with Poob's idea, six million was too few.
ADollFiddler
2022-08-03 20:45:59 +0000 UTC
I agree with Rian's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast
Three dwarves in an overcoat
2022-08-03 17:14:20 +0000 UTC
I agree with THebigstick2509's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast
Rian
2022-08-03 16:32:11 +0000 UTC
I agree with Levi Johnson's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast
THebigstick2509
2022-08-03 08:31:36 +0000 UTC
I agree with Raiden1000’s idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.
Logan Hastings
2022-08-03 04:53:12 +0000 UTC
When’s the new episode dropping you bunch of chode jugglers
Hunter Biden
2022-08-03 03:11:15 +0000 UTC
I agree with Kwolf's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.
Raiden1000
2022-08-03 00:28:46 +0000 UTC
I agree with Levi Johnson's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.
Kwolf
2022-08-02 23:19:14 +0000 UTC
I agree with xspacewars’ idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.
Levi Johnson
2022-08-02 22:49:08 +0000 UTC
I agree with Rick Wad's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.
xspacewars
2022-08-02 22:38:11 +0000 UTC
After listening to these I firmly believe Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast
Rick Wad
2022-08-02 21:55:45 +0000 UTC
When does new episodes come out?
Eric Mcgonigal
2022-08-02 21:20:29 +0000 UTC
Wheres episode 7?
Emmett Cafferky
2022-08-02 19:51:08 +0000 UTC
I'm calling it now, Sam is going to have sex with *something* before episode 10 and I live in fear of that episode
Three dwarves in an overcoat
2022-08-02 18:26:21 +0000 UTC
Id be happy if they released an unedited version for patreon people along with the normal edited version.
Borbo
2022-08-02 18:25:39 +0000 UTC
I have another addiction now and it's this D&D show, I need another fix
Evan C. (DarthRetardus)
2022-08-02 18:18:05 +0000 UTC
This and Forehead Fables are the only content I pay for, worthwhile since this brings me more enjoyment than any netflix or hulu subscription would. Keep it up, because ill keep paying as long as you do.
looper1235
2022-08-02 17:24:08 +0000 UTC
Money well spent imo, hardest I’ve laughed in years.
God
2022-08-02 12:40:52 +0000 UTC
Anyone bitching about paying $5 for the just the episode early is missing the point, it’s about directly supporting a creator first, benefits second.
Wallfish
2022-08-02 03:38:11 +0000 UTC
Where are the RP outfits.
K P
2022-08-02 00:18:54 +0000 UTC
These are fucking amazing, keep it up guys
xqoalo
2022-08-01 20:14:37 +0000 UTC
i need the next episode now
Ethan Beamish
2022-08-01 17:47:58 +0000 UTC
I’m on Patreon for a bunch of podcasts so I can get the uncut/unedited version. I much prefer the few seconds of silence and a joke then a polished cut for time version
Logan Hastings
2022-07-31 23:23:55 +0000 UTC
not when they're making jokes because it cuts randomly and they're done laughing at something that would've been cool to keep in
Kwolf
2022-07-31 23:10:13 +0000 UTC
New episodes when?
TCM
2022-07-31 19:48:23 +0000 UTC
Editing is what makes it good. 3 hours of plain footage would be hell. If they were actually doing much besides siting in the tavern sure could go without the editing but as it is now its absolutely necessary .
EightySixThat
2022-07-31 19:44:35 +0000 UTC
Team tavern
John Smith
2022-07-31 12:45:19 +0000 UTC
please dont ignore
fuckyoujim
2022-07-31 03:48:04 +0000 UTC
Can we get posts of the artwork? I’m not always watching the video and I probably missed some cool art
Logan Hastings
2022-07-31 02:02:10 +0000 UTC
I’m really curious how long they can stretch it
Logan Hastings
2022-07-31 02:00:27 +0000 UTC
Do not ignore this
Logan Hastings
2022-07-31 02:00:00 +0000 UTC
Ignore this retard ^
123
2022-07-30 20:13:32 +0000 UTC
I don’t really like the editing, it makes the whole thing harder to follow. Please leave it uninterrupted.
Recon
2022-07-30 16:36:16 +0000 UTC
My god bizzle is the best dm ever
Alek
2022-07-30 07:02:17 +0000 UTC
Sam if you leave the tavern they win dont feed into it bizzles got some wacky characters lined up to walk right through that door
MinerKid74
2022-07-30 06:52:18 +0000 UTC
I'm not sure why I haven't used that word, despite constantly changing letter locations as some form of stupid joke. Thank you.
ADollFiddler
2022-07-30 03:56:02 +0000 UTC
bizzle has the patience of a saint
Callus Phallus
2022-07-29 22:38:48 +0000 UTC
I want you fuckers to leave the tavern so bad but you've still made me cry laughing multiple times, even trade I guess.
Salem Sauce
2022-07-29 02:42:11 +0000 UTC
i need more this shit is like crack
Johnny J
2022-07-28 23:32:58 +0000 UTC
episode 4 when?
Narwall21
2022-07-28 20:46:11 +0000 UTC
Good. Content.
Sam Shipman
2022-07-28 20:24:35 +0000 UTC
The only people mad about the Tavern bit have to be D&D nerds cause so far this pod is hilarious. These guys have been pretty open about this shit not being serious for a while, so don't expect some grand journey or anything. They're gonna be a trio of miscreant bumble fucks the whole campaign, so buckle up freaks!
GRUzader
2022-07-28 19:51:23 +0000 UTC
Oh the pod is hilarious don't get me wrong, but I've been subbed to Sam for 8 years and this is the first time I've been annoyed. And I'm saying that as an audio listener of forehead fables. If 5 bucks just gives me early access then I'll just wait to resub when it feels like more than just Poob & Bizzle are putting in effort
GRUzader
2022-07-28 19:47:31 +0000 UTC
Alternate title: "A Tavern, Where Else?"
Gurkle
2022-07-28 18:49:45 +0000 UTC
itching for ep4
Malgre
2022-07-28 18:38:47 +0000 UTC
Nah man the tavern is hilarious
Isaiah Land
2022-07-28 17:14:52 +0000 UTC
can you guys idfk leave the tavern within the next 12 eps plz
fuckyoujim
2022-07-28 16:34:42 +0000 UTC
I would watch 5 episodes of them in the tavern. It would be pretty amusing if their shenanigans led to the downfall of the entire establishment and Kurtz seeks his revenge on them. Perhaps even the destruction of the tavern impacts the local area enough that travellers stop spending as much money there, drying up a once prosperous settlement and the trio must evade Kurtz wrath and the townsfolk.
Speed Weed
2022-07-28 15:49:49 +0000 UTC
Very awesome you include a video link to unlisted videos. I feel like I'm part of a secret society.
Speed Weed
2022-07-28 15:45:15 +0000 UTC
I really dont mind when they talk over each other on forehead fables but it’s so fucking annoying when bizzle is trying to dm and explain shit and Sam and Bryan just keep fucking interrupting. And for the love of god leave the fucking tavern it’s not funny anymore.
Ben Wilson
2022-07-28 15:30:33 +0000 UTC
Bizzle is the most patient creature on the face of this planet. Not leaving the tavern is fucking hilarious, but as the DM I would be ripping my hair out lmao. Keep up the good work mentlegen
Jacob Watkins
2022-07-28 15:01:00 +0000 UTC
the show is mad funny, just getting old being in the tavern for so long. I would really like to see them leave, explore the world, and get into actual combat.
Bobs
2022-07-28 14:33:28 +0000 UTC
Don’t listen to GRUzader… he/she doesn’t know what he/she talking about. There’s some really funny parts, that had me laughing for a very long time. As if I was dying of Laughter. $5 is a really generous price for what you guys offer. This is not a (joke/sarcasm/prank/roast/disrespect) I truly seriously mean this (“from the bottom of my heart to the top of it”,) this is my everything to me. ❤️😍🥰😘
GummyDummy
2022-07-28 13:06:05 +0000 UTC
Not bothered by the tavern bits (cause it's actually hilarious) like the pussies above, but this isn't worth the 5 bucks. Only reason to stay subbed to this is pity for Bizzle, otherwise it's just forehead fables with DnD themed bits but about half as coherent. Just gonna wait for it to be released to the public instead.
GRUzader
2022-07-28 12:50:24 +0000 UTC
Leave the fucking tavern
Shawn
2022-07-28 01:28:11 +0000 UTC
Dude it's so so so so so so funny that they never leave the tavern it's so funny and original
Logan S
2022-07-27 21:22:14 +0000 UTC
Can’t wait for episode 24 where Pob Goblin is thrown out of the tavern and melts in the sun
Scaramouche
2022-07-27 18:36:52 +0000 UTC
You guys are actively sabotaging this show and its chances of success if you do not leave the tavern.
Gangreen
2022-07-27 16:58:16 +0000 UTC
Just making a suggestion. I know that makes my sessions fun
Mathew Thompson
2022-07-27 16:06:32 +0000 UTC
They don't need to do anything my man, if they are having fun what's it to you?
BIlly Braddock
2022-07-27 16:04:54 +0000 UTC
Please god leave the tavern
fish eggs
2022-07-27 14:25:06 +0000 UTC
Such good content and amazing work on Bizzles behalf. wont lie its getting boring being in that inn for so long, starting to believe that not leaving the starting area is the perfect joke that Bizz is not in on.
Oscar
2022-07-27 14:08:31 +0000 UTC
Bizzle could do what ever he wants ...." you wake changed and gaged ...a filthy sand elf stands before you".
Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities
2022-07-27 10:53:04 +0000 UTC
They'll do it soon enough. Bizzle doesn't seem bothered, so I think they'll get bired of it.
ADollFiddler
2022-07-27 10:47:48 +0000 UTC
Another banger of a episode, bizzle must be losing his mind with the whole tavern thing. Good job boys 👍
Kalle Hokkanen
2022-07-27 09:44:44 +0000 UTC
As a person who dm's I'd love to see them leave the tavern and explore the world bizzle made for them since he probably put in a lot of time and effort into it
LostDweller
2022-07-27 06:14:27 +0000 UTC
Honestly I hope they do
LostDweller
2022-07-27 06:10:58 +0000 UTC
when are we getting an animated version?
jenksesis
2022-07-27 04:29:51 +0000 UTC
TAVERN BOYSSS LETS GOOOO BIZZLE
Matt
2022-07-27 03:50:03 +0000 UTC
This shit bussin, it makes my shit look mid frfr. Smh my head 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Sam
2022-07-27 00:56:50 +0000 UTC
Thank you bizzle, you are now Sam's boss. Make the little man squirm.
BigSullyD
2022-07-27 00:34:02 +0000 UTC
praise bizzle, praise stallt
Noah Tracy
2022-07-27 00:09:54 +0000 UTC
You’re the best Bizzle thank you
SailorVeenus
2022-07-26 23:23:20 +0000 UTC
Sam stealing from his friends, what's new
Bane of Izalith
2022-07-26 23:20:12 +0000 UTC
Been waiting for this since the millisecond I finished the second one let's gooo
brandon fischer
2022-07-26 22:58:16 +0000 UTC
sweet lord, i just smoked so this is gonna be a treat to listen to
Rat Dood
2022-07-26 22:50:35 +0000 UTC
They should implement the rule my group uses. If you say it your character does it. No turning back. It makes the session move along and makes things interesting
Mathew Thompson
2022-07-26 22:36:51 +0000 UTC
Thank god I was about to lose faith, may poob bless us all with his mighty voice
xspacewars
2022-07-26 22:12:57 +0000 UTC
the better patreon
Devin McDaniel
2022-07-26 22:00:34 +0000 UTC
Y'all really had to upload this while I'm at work
Averagegopnik
2022-07-26 21:47:34 +0000 UTC
Thank you bizzle
Queso
2022-07-26 21:43:29 +0000 UTC
I hope not
ShapedG
2022-07-26 21:43:15 +0000 UTC
We leaving the tavern this time?
Ryan Murphy
2022-07-26 21:43:02 +0000 UTC
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!
Pino
2022-07-26 21:42:46 +0000 UTC
YEAH BUDDY. I HOME I CAN SEE SOME TAVERN ACTION
ShapedG
2022-07-26 21:42:14 +0000 UTC
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhh
colt
2022-07-26 21:42:03 +0000 UTC
LETS GO
Kevyn Wolf
2022-07-26 21:41:25 +0000 UTC
You guys are dumb
ADollFiddler
2022-07-26 21:41:10 +0000 UTC
cuties
Bwiggz
2022-07-26 21:41:01 +0000 UTC